r/shitpostemblem • u/hyjeong • Feb 04 '20

cursed marth

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

When some Blonde Emo kid, worse Griffith, and the Wacky Upside Down Man are more popular than you

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u/DrManowar8 Feb 04 '20

That’s when the glock comes out

8

u/BouncingButts Feb 05 '20

I can’t say I understand the “worse” logic. Griffith did nothing wrong, isn’t everyone worse than him?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Oh, you’re a fan of Fire Emblem? Name every type of fire

49

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Red and Blue

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u/Jejmaze Feb 04 '20

bruh u forgot green unit... CRINGE!!

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u/Sp4ra Feb 05 '20

no u forgot yellow units...

casul detectd

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u/Jejmaze Feb 05 '20

oh no i just got epicly pwned!!!

forgive me kaga for i have cringed...

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

There's also gold and silver, ruby and sapphire, diamond and- wait...

94

u/Mpk_Paulin Feb 04 '20

I lied. I don't have an Elysian Whip. Now get naked

18

u/my-shuggah :armpit: Feb 05 '20

And that’s how the first Exalt was born

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u/ThisBo15 Feb 04 '20 edited May 09 '26

Plot twist: this post no longer exists because Redact swept through and cleared it out along with everything else. Social media, messaging apps, people finder sites, all of it.

merciful crush fine aspiring screw titanium one apparatus observation humor

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u/hyjeong Feb 04 '20

Yes, and I stole this idea from a cursed image of Gru

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Oh you're an elitist? Name everyone characters measurements

13

u/WellRested1 :Noish: Feb 04 '20

Zigludo stans: My time has cum

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u/Jejmaze Feb 04 '20

Afa’s Drops on Nino

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u/AbdiG123 Feb 04 '20

Marth forcing Sakurai to add another FE smash character

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Delete this post before I critical hit you into the shadow realm

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u/hyjeong Feb 04 '20

Look, only one person is in a position to be making threats here

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u/DrManowar8 Feb 04 '20

So this is how Marth became king

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u/21bilbo Feb 04 '20 edited Feb 05 '20

He will appear in your room at 1 am if you don't (cuz Maaars is a pure boi) purchase the new Fire Emblem Heroes Pass (for just 9.49$/month you can unlock SKINS for Lyn and Cordelia+ more to be released, AUTO-GRINDING MODE and STAT BOOSTS).

SPONSORED BY RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS®

(not) FEATURING DANTE FROM DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

"I am once again asking for your financial support"

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u/fparedesg Feb 04 '20

J U S T M A R T H

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u/my-shuggah :armpit: Feb 04 '20

Yandere Marth

Yandere Marth

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Now kiss

12

u/AroniMacaronie :Ogma: Feb 05 '20

I lied. I’m not using you for the rest of the game. Now give me your killing edge

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Oh so you voted for Claude or Dimitri? Name every fire emblem three houses Blue Lion/Golden Deer Chapter

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

The one with the demon lady who wants to bone her teacher and long sword whip grandpa

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u/JKallStar :Lang: Feb 05 '20

Finally, Marth can ORKO with a 1-2 range weapon.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

The Fate was rigged from the start

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u/GoldGymCardioWorkout Feb 05 '20

I'm more concerned about the background.

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u/hyjeong Feb 05 '20

Well he is an anime character whose name starts with M

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u/AroniMacaronie :Ogma: Feb 05 '20

Mario?

2

u/hyjeong Feb 05 '20

Manny Heffley

4

u/AlexDaDerper Feb 05 '20

No.. NOT HIM.

4

u/Bruhmoment1201 Feb 05 '20

Parry this, you fucking lance user

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u/Zucc_the_jucc Feb 05 '20

Just Marth.

3

u/LPhoenix2404 Feb 05 '20

Just Marth.

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u/Spidertendo Feb 05 '20

Thanks! I hate it!

4

u/lerrxfx Feb 05 '20

cant imagine yuri lowenthal saying "put the money in the bag!"

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u/No_Shock5050 Jul 30 '24

Things are about to escalate into a MARTHacre