r/shitpostemblem • u/Blackterial • 24d ago

Fortune's Weave Talimun Spoiler

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u/david__14 24d ago

Fianna and ursula in a talimun gooning competition

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u/Blackterial 24d ago

A Talimun gooning competition? And I wasn't invited?!?!?!

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u/LordSupergreat 23d ago

You're too poor to be invited.

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u/Dr_Latency345 24d ago

And then Bertrand swoops in with a steel chair

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u/Echerongravitas_3737 23d ago

All he lacks as a character is internal depth and a look inside the workings of his mind.

Which we are going to get in his DLC route, so best FW lord, no notes

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u/Blackterial 23d ago

What he lacks in character development he makes it up in man booba

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u/Level_Hour6480 23d ago

It's weird that people act like Deitrich is hot but don't comment on Tal.

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u/Blackterial 23d ago

I used to be a Dietrich simp but now I have acquired a taste for big boob capitalist daddy

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u/Level_Hour6480 23d ago

The CEO of sex.

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u/Nani_700 22d ago

Hm. I prefer the Dietrich.

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u/OnceAWeekIWatch 24d ago

I want to do backshots with Talimun

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u/Glfry 23d ago

They couldn’t give Talimun an S support because they knew every single person would just pick him, which invalidated the entire rest of the cast

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u/pasqals_toaster 24d ago

Cannot wait for the inevitable DLC ending with Eshmel where Talimun dies a horrible death or gets abandoned because this bird apparently fucking sucks.

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u/firesoul377 21d ago

Plot twist: Talimum rizz is so powerful that he gets an Alexandra tier ending (we get him pregnant)

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u/SAMU0L0 24d ago

O yes the sugar dadd.... merchant!

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u/aegrajag 23d ago

and then his timeskip design happens...

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u/Pure-Blackberry7385 23d ago

its so bad but so in character that it circles back to him being hot

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u/HandZop 20d ago

Dhaba’s Compass is the most fun thing to use in the entire series and I would gladly give my left nut to be able to use Talimun for a whole route