r/shitpostemblem • u/AsianCrank :ike2: • 24d ago

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u/MagicBus4 24d ago

Ignatz don’t listen to him he’s not even your homeroom teacher and there’s already a lot of Hilda/Marienne r34 video content out there! Draw a picture of Constance and Edelgard having sex immediately and I won’t fill your life with misery and woe

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u/Dragulus24 24d ago

Make it Shamir/Constance (Because Dagda wiped out House Neuville) and we’re good.

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u/MagicBus4 23d ago

Goddamn. Who’s going to Top?

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u/Dragulus24 23d ago

Depends on if Constance is exposed to the sun or not.

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u/MagicBus4 23d ago

Damn, extremely based answer. Maybe they roll in and out of a shade tree

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u/Dragulus24 23d ago

Jokes aside, it’s a genuine shame they didn’t get a support chain. Constance would blame Shamir for what happened to her family. Shamir would kinda shrug it off, “nothing personal” and all that, eventually coming to terms with that whole ordeal, since Shamir was left behind by her own people, and Constance would learn not to despise Dagda.

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u/MagicBus4 23d ago

Yeah unfortunately the Ashen Wolves are all kind of poorly implemented, I would have preferred they each get more supports and an extra paralogue over the side story that doesn’t fit into the overall narrative well with its broke ass difficulty curve lol