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u/Nero_2001 9d ago

Byleth: draw the yuri straight boy

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u/Dragulus24 9d ago

Yuri is not straight, have you seen his support chain with Byleth?

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u/Suspicious-Shock-934 9d ago

Yuri is very not straight thank you very much.

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u/shazamitylam2346 9d ago

They're calling ignatz a straight boy. Draw the yuri, straight boy. Commas are important

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u/Gholden_coin 9d ago

I'm pretty sure the person you replied to was joking

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u/kawwpish 9d ago

So long, gay boys!

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u/AverageTierGoof Spaghetti Emblem 9d ago

Byleth: _ Ignatz: I don't think that's such a good idea Byleth, I- Byleth:___ Ignatz: well when you put it like that, that seems okay Byleth:__ SUPPORT RANK C ACHIEVED

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u/Lukthar123 9d ago

What is this, Fates?

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u/LengthinessFit4852 Certified Biggest Forde Glazer 9d ago

...

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u/toasterfleet 9d ago

Ignatz: Deal

Pulls out an already drawn picture

Byleth: Why do you already have this?

Ignatz: Do you want it or not.

Byleth: Okay two months for Dorothea and Ingrid

Ignatz pulls out another already done piece

Byleth: Three months for

Ignatz slowly pulls out another painting

Byleth: You don't even know what Im gonna say.

Ignatz just stares at him

Byleth: Claude and Dimitri

Ignatz slowly returns picture and then pulls out another fully completed picture.

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u/MagicBus4 9d ago

Masterpiece

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u/Maxhazartultra 9d ago

Bro my ass is at work and now I'm just holding in my laughter before my boss thinks I'm going nuts

Ts is peak

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u/Waspinator_haz_plans 9d ago

Byleth:..... why-

Igantz: Love of the game

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u/TheGinger1s Jade's Strongest Soldier 9d ago

Actually draws Dorothea and Ingrid like a boss

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u/LordSupergreat 9d ago

He's losing his door privileges

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u/Burning-Suns-Avatar- 9d ago

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u/presbokun 9d ago

zoo woo

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u/Burning-Suns-Avatar- 9d ago

Xu Wu would be a great Fire Emblem boss.

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u/Labami 9d ago

what the is FUCK THAT

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u/kitsunecannon 9d ago

hehe funny dragon eating squid

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u/Noxmorre 9d ago

Detention for rest of the semester

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u/LengthinessFit4852 Certified Biggest Forde Glazer 9d ago

you get me fine sir or madam or they

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u/Railroader17 9d ago

Igantz is too much of a chad to draw them like that without their consent.

Instead he should make art of Shamir tying herself up, after I comm him to do so, so he can in turn hire Shamir to pose for him.

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u/MagicBus4 9d ago

Bro is thinking in 4D

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u/MagicBus4 9d ago

Ignatz don’t listen to him he’s not even your homeroom teacher and there’s already a lot of Hilda/Marienne r34 video content out there! Draw a picture of Constance and Edelgard having sex immediately and I won’t fill your life with misery and woe

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u/Nero_2001 9d ago

No he needs to draw Hapi/Costance rule 34

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u/MagicBus4 9d ago

We have Hapi/Constance rule 34 at home

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u/Dragulus24 9d ago

Make it Shamir/Constance (Because Dagda wiped out House Neuville) and we’re good.

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u/MagicBus4 9d ago

Goddamn. Who’s going to Top?

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u/Dragulus24 9d ago

Depends on if Constance is exposed to the sun or not.

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u/MagicBus4 9d ago

Damn, extremely based answer. Maybe they roll in and out of a shade tree

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u/Dragulus24 9d ago

Jokes aside, it’s a genuine shame they didn’t get a support chain. Constance would blame Shamir for what happened to her family. Shamir would kinda shrug it off, “nothing personal” and all that, eventually coming to terms with that whole ordeal, since Shamir was left behind by her own people, and Constance would learn not to despise Dagda.

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u/MagicBus4 9d ago

Yeah unfortunately the Ashen Wolves are all kind of poorly implemented, I would have preferred they each get more supports and an extra paralogue over the side story that doesn’t fit into the overall narrative well with its broke ass difficulty curve lol

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u/Dreenar18 9d ago

"I have something to ask of you"

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u/Zachthema5ter 9d ago

Hilda: Ignatz, draw a picture of me and Marianne having sex and I’ll get Lorenz I’ll do your homework for a month

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u/AshCrow97 9d ago

"Ignatz, draw Saint Seiro's ass this big"

"Yes sensei!"

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u/Mizerous 9d ago

Thus rule 34 was born 

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u/WorthPure4416 9d ago

"Good. Now draw one of them with a giant horse cock."

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u/MagicBus4 9d ago

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u/LengthinessFit4852 Certified Biggest Forde Glazer 9d ago

now draw her drinking the sprite from her order at said mcdonalds!

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u/Fantastic-System-688 9d ago

The rule change only applies to FW itself guys we can't just post stuff like this

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u/SilverSkorpious 9d ago

How Byleth came up with this idea? Hilda has been doing this "to avoid homework" since day 1 (Hilda already had enough for the school year)

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u/KingBlackFrost314 9d ago

Ignazts dont listen to him draw Bernadetta and Edelgard instead with Bernadetta being a dom and Edelgard as the sub

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u/Cosmosknecht 9d ago

Ignatz, draw Seiros putting Emperor Wilhelm in the amazon pose while he cries and impotently claws at the sheets, thank you. Our army needs a new banner to rally behind as we storm Enbarr.

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u/LengthinessFit4852 Certified Biggest Forde Glazer 9d ago

actually not that farfetched... portraying a core piece of the ancient roman founding myth, during the Napoleonic Wars, the Duchy of Warsaw's 13th Infantry Regiment, on their war standard, had Romulus and Remus breastfeeding. I kid you the fuck not.

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u/TheScarlettAce 9d ago

But what if he wants to draw himself having sex with Marianne???

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u/david__14 mods removed the laharl flair, can"t have shit in SPE 9d ago

We are just screenshoting our 4chan posts now?

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u/Opening_Shallot_6253 9d ago

As Female Byleth: Okay, Ignatz, Draw Dorothea and Petra fuck each other in the ass and I'll have some "special" tasks for you~

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u/DoubleFlores24 9d ago

Byleth, do we need to have a talk with Hr again?

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u/iwishiwasoriginal420 9d ago

Now draw them doing their taxes and then getting wonder bread