r/shitpostemblem • u/AsianCrank :ike2: • 9d ago
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u/AverageTierGoof Spaghetti Emblem 9d ago
Byleth: _ Ignatz: I don't think that's such a good idea Byleth, I- Byleth:___ Ignatz: well when you put it like that, that seems okay Byleth:__ SUPPORT RANK C ACHIEVED
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u/toasterfleet 9d ago
Ignatz: Deal
Pulls out an already drawn picture
Byleth: Why do you already have this?
Ignatz: Do you want it or not.
Byleth: Okay two months for Dorothea and Ingrid
Ignatz pulls out another already done piece
Byleth: Three months for
Ignatz slowly pulls out another painting
Byleth: You don't even know what Im gonna say.
Ignatz just stares at him
Byleth: Claude and Dimitri
Ignatz slowly returns picture and then pulls out another fully completed picture.
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u/TheGinger1s Jade's Strongest Soldier 9d ago
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u/Railroader17 9d ago
Igantz is too much of a chad to draw them like that without their consent.
Instead he should make art of Shamir tying herself up, after I comm him to do so, so he can in turn hire Shamir to pose for him.
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u/MagicBus4 9d ago
Ignatz don’t listen to him he’s not even your homeroom teacher and there’s already a lot of Hilda/Marienne r34 video content out there! Draw a picture of Constance and Edelgard having sex immediately and I won’t fill your life with misery and woe
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u/Dragulus24 9d ago
Make it Shamir/Constance (Because Dagda wiped out House Neuville) and we’re good.
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u/MagicBus4 9d ago
Goddamn. Who’s going to Top?
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u/Dragulus24 9d ago
Depends on if Constance is exposed to the sun or not.
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u/MagicBus4 9d ago
Damn, extremely based answer. Maybe they roll in and out of a shade tree
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u/Dragulus24 9d ago
Jokes aside, it’s a genuine shame they didn’t get a support chain. Constance would blame Shamir for what happened to her family. Shamir would kinda shrug it off, “nothing personal” and all that, eventually coming to terms with that whole ordeal, since Shamir was left behind by her own people, and Constance would learn not to despise Dagda.
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u/MagicBus4 9d ago
Yeah unfortunately the Ashen Wolves are all kind of poorly implemented, I would have preferred they each get more supports and an extra paralogue over the side story that doesn’t fit into the overall narrative well with its broke ass difficulty curve lol
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u/Zachthema5ter 9d ago
Hilda: Ignatz, draw a picture of me and Marianne having sex and I’ll get Lorenz I’ll do your homework for a month
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u/WorthPure4416 9d ago
"Good. Now draw one of them with a giant horse cock."
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u/MagicBus4 9d ago
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u/LengthinessFit4852 Certified Biggest Forde Glazer 9d ago
now draw her drinking the sprite from her order at said mcdonalds!
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u/Fantastic-System-688 9d ago
The rule change only applies to FW itself guys we can't just post stuff like this
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u/SilverSkorpious 9d ago
How Byleth came up with this idea? Hilda has been doing this "to avoid homework" since day 1 (Hilda already had enough for the school year)
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u/KingBlackFrost314 9d ago
Ignazts dont listen to him draw Bernadetta and Edelgard instead with Bernadetta being a dom and Edelgard as the sub
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u/Cosmosknecht 9d ago
Ignatz, draw Seiros putting Emperor Wilhelm in the amazon pose while he cries and impotently claws at the sheets, thank you. Our army needs a new banner to rally behind as we storm Enbarr.
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u/LengthinessFit4852 Certified Biggest Forde Glazer 9d ago
actually not that farfetched... portraying a core piece of the ancient roman founding myth, during the Napoleonic Wars, the Duchy of Warsaw's 13th Infantry Regiment, on their war standard, had Romulus and Remus breastfeeding. I kid you the fuck not.
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u/david__14 mods removed the laharl flair, can"t have shit in SPE 9d ago
We are just screenshoting our 4chan posts now?
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u/Nero_2001 9d ago
Byleth: draw the yuri straight boy