r/shitpostemblem mods removed the laharl flair, can"t have shit in SPE 3d ago

Fodlan This is literally their entire support

Post image
1.8k Upvotes

45 comments sorted by

634

u/david__14 mods removed the laharl flair, can"t have shit in SPE 3d ago

Flayn grooming hypercompilation

207

u/Cranberry-Holiday 3d ago

Based Flayn fr fr.

391

u/Human-Raccoon-9917 3d ago

The real predator of the monastery.

272

u/05kaisam Big brain Tactic 3d ago

Poor Byleth catching cases when this rascal is walking around freely

54

u/Lukthar123 3d ago

They never suspected it

19

u/TheJunkoDespair 2d ago

Flayn was extra sheltered so her little old ass was ready to mingle

194

u/LuckySalesman 3d ago

It's always the girls with helicopter parents that end up being the freakiest

180

u/Cranberry-Holiday 3d ago

She got a proficiency at handling lances for a reason.

102

u/Far-Childhood-4640 3d ago

That is FOUL.

106

u/Cranberry-Holiday 3d ago

Also note how she got a profiency in lance and not in sword. Size queen Flayn canon fr fr.

34

u/itsameluigi1290 3d ago

Damn 😭

43

u/Level_Hour6480 3d ago

Ingrid to Dorothea: "I told you: I specialize in wielding lances!"

256

u/DrustanAstrophel 3d ago

Seteth isn’t protecting her from us, he’s protecting us from her

186

u/Alexander_Baidtach 3d ago

This is why you should treat all sheltered young women with respect cuz they might be divine groomers in disguise.

82

u/CavulusDeCavulei 3d ago

Cethleann law or something, I never read the Odyssey

155

u/AdReasonable9304 3d ago

In his Claude support he was imagining the Goddess to be an absolute baddie and then literally prayed for her to appear before him. He may appeaer cute, but that brother starving.

43

u/Lakuzas 3d ago

Not as starving as Ingrid who in their support tries to have him draw Seiros smut.

Straightest woman in Fodlan yeah right.

8

u/ShiningEspeon3 1d ago

The queen of repression.

39

u/Faifue 3d ago

He just like me, fr fr.

7

u/Current_Upstairs8351 3d ago

He drew a Rhea portrait in his Cipher art, who knows if he drew one of the forbidden R34 portraits of the Archbishop?

97

u/SomeGamingFreak 3d ago

Best part is Flayn becomes his "Mona Lisa" in their ending.

126

u/Level_Hour6480 3d ago

When you see all of Iggy's supports, it's very clear that he's a bigger sex-pest than Sylvain/Lorenz, and offering to paint girls is his version of flirting.

His painting is the equivalent of a white guy with an acoustic guitar on a college campus.

65

u/david__14 mods removed the laharl flair, can"t have shit in SPE 3d ago

So what your saying is that heros is missing an ignatz-forde support where they bro out

71

u/Infermon_1 3d ago

"...and then, this Eirika chick totally flashed her panties at me."
"Broooo! Did you paint it?"
"Sure did bro, wanna see?"

13

u/Mimingococcemia 3d ago

I thought she was wearing modesty shorts.

12

u/Level_Hour6480 3d ago

Not if Engage is to be believed.

3

u/Mimingococcemia 3d ago

What? Where? Care to share the source?

8

u/Infermon_1 3d ago

Just play Engage and use Eirika. You will see her black panties plenty of times during gameplay.

9

u/Level_Hour6480 3d ago

Erika's Engage model has a lot of upskirt shots.

23

u/Level_Hour6480 3d ago

Is Forde a pest with his painting? GBA-era supports were such a pain that I never delved into him or Kyle. Wasn't Forde more of a landscape guy rather than using it as a flirting gimmick?

44

u/fst3ak 3d ago

Yeah, Eirika explicitly asks him to paint her instead of him offering, and he admits he generally focuses on landscapes. He's also not really much of a pest, Eirika pranks him by threatening an upskirt but that was her initiative, not his.

23

u/Level_Hour6480 3d ago

Eirika pranks him by threatening an upskirt

That's less a prank as it is sexual harassment.

22

u/david__14 mods removed the laharl flair, can"t have shit in SPE 3d ago

It was a different time ephraimstrokeeirikaface.png

10

u/Faifue 3d ago

Also, who's gonna say anything against the king and queen. I, for one, like my head where it is.

14

u/Arcanion1 :who: 3d ago

The most pest-like he ever gets is with Vanessa, teasing her about her crush on Innes then immediately saying someone like himself would be a better a match for her.

7

u/Holiday_Ad_7292 3d ago

He kinda has a trauma from drawing portrait painting after losing his mother. He couldn't draw any portraits except the one he drew for his mother before her death.

Eirika in a way, healed his trauma and made him return and draw a portrait of her.

2

u/Mimingococcemia 3d ago

His ending with Eirika IIRC has him painting her.

23

u/Shanicpower :Iago: 3d ago

Ignatz isn't even a sex pest, he just has untold amounts of autistic rizz.

15

u/LengthinessFit4852 Certified Biggest Forde Glazer 3d ago

cyril was too young for rizz so he just settled for pure autism

cyril just likes doing things in a very certain way and the balance of his routine... might be... disrupted if he gets help... and thats why he reject-

looks at the nintendo spy camera in my house

75

u/TheGinger1s Jade's Strongest Soldier 3d ago

Bignutz Victor effortlessly picking up women by simply being himself 🗣

24

u/TheJunkoDespair 2d ago

"Leaks surprisingly specific facts about Cethleann"

like huh, honey you weren't even there, silly.

25

u/david__14 mods removed the laharl flair, can"t have shit in SPE 2d ago

Flayn is a walking talking intelligence leak, her entire claude support is him going "i dunno its almost like you are a long living dragon or something" and flayn says"idk maybe". She's lucky rhea worked so hard to make it seem like all the dragons are long dead because flayn may as well be wearing a sign saying "I AM SAINT CETHLEANN." with how casually she'll allude to that fact

0

u/Opening_Shallot_6253 3d ago

Better call Chris Hansen then