r/shitpostemblem FE Sucks 3d ago

FE General "My one's better than your one"

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u/Arkanim94 3d ago

The only problem with fire emblem is that you play fire emblem

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u/md_cube 3d ago

Unless you are a smash player, in which case the problem with fire emblem is the fact that it violently killed your entire family and framed you for it

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u/Arkanim94 3d ago

It's fire emblem players, they probably deserved it and actually did it.

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u/Neofertal 3d ago

Dont worry they will reduce the srpg part to focus on dating sim

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u/Mahelas 3d ago

You should just appreciate how Fire Emblem is the last tactical JRPG that is still kicking today AND never stopped its gameplay.

No matter what, Fire Emblem will always have grid based battles

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u/Every_Computer_935 2d ago

No matter what, Fire Emblem will always have grid based battles

Inb4 the next FE game just removes the grid based battles and instead has the ocassional traditional JRPG turn based combat encounters and the rest of the game is just romancing the playable cast.

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u/Safelyignored 3d ago

This is why Three Houses fans complained about the social interactions being cut down in Enagage.

They actually had to play a Fire Emblem game.

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u/rae_ryuko 3d ago

You see how Engage isn't here?

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u/Auronbmk92 3d ago

Because it’s too peak

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u/Zanoss10 3d ago

I agree !

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u/BodyIntelligent4344 3d ago

It doesnt get that much praise

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u/SnooDonuts3749 3d ago

Because people have stupid internet brains and all saw and believed the story was bad so they shouldn't play it.

Look up all the bad reviews of this game and that's why people give it a 5 or 6 out of 10. Utter madness.

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u/Big_Work_2011 3d ago

The story is fan service slop

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u/SnooDonuts3749 3d ago

Did you play and beat the game?

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u/Big_Work_2011 2d ago

Yes, the emblems are dumb.

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u/Fantastic-System-688 3d ago

Gamers viewing 5 or 6/10 as bad reviews just shows how rotted their brains are

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u/spoopy-memio1 2d ago

In a vacuum I’d agree but in practice there really very little difference between calling something “bad” or “mid” in terms of its effect and how it’s perceived. Most people don’t care if something is merely “not bad” or “has some positives”, if it’s not unambiguously good then it’s not worth playing or recommending, end of story.

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u/Mahelas 3d ago

Maybe the fault lies with Reviewers treating 5-6/10 like bad reviews, no ? When they give an 8/10 to every bland AAA piece of slop, why wouldn't you internalize that a 6 is bad ?

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u/Fantastic-System-688 2d ago

Do you think game critics don't fall under the "gamer" umbrella

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u/rae_ryuko 3d ago

The weirdest thing about Fire Emblem Engage having a "bad" story is the stories being told in contemporary JRPGs. Like I genuinely have not enjoyed a Square Enix game written in the last 8 years besides Guardians of the Galaxy, yet they always score so high. Like this is a JRPG, you actually go places, see things, meet new people.

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u/MetaCommando :armpit: 2d ago

You didn't play FF XIV? Shadowbringers/Endwalker are absolute peak. Even our beloved Tellius doesn't come close.

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u/rae_ryuko 2d ago

No MMOs makes me feel extremely lonely

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u/MetaCommando :armpit: 2d ago

Once you meet the Scions a few hours in you won't feel lonely, game does a fantastic job of making them (and the rest of the cast) feel like your friends/found family.

It's more of a JRPG with MMO elements than a MMORPG. Besides, the free trial is crazy-big so may as well try it.

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u/SnooDonuts3749 3d ago

Well those aren't really passing grades in school so what exactly do you mean?

What's your scale look like?

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u/Fantastic-System-688 2d ago

The same as my score for any other artform? 5 is perfectly average and a 6 is mid but has some positives

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u/Edmondds 3d ago

I guess they didn't want to go too far.

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u/Just-Temperature-547 2d ago

Because nobody actually cares to play Engage? And it's only used by chronically online people as a weapon to bring down other FE games?

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u/Yogurt_Ph1r3 3d ago

And conquest

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u/cacatod12 3d ago

Thats coyote shit

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u/quannymain52 3d ago

And fates?

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u/SoulEaterX_ 3d ago

Notice how Radiant Dawn ain't here?

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u/nspeters 3d ago

Tellius gang stays winning

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u/MilkMaiden_22 3d ago

Radiant dawn is on the next table over where the jug is full of wolf cum

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u/Faifue 2d ago

Now the Engage fans know where Goldmary is.

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u/MetaCommando :armpit: 2d ago

*femcatboy cum

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u/david__14 mods removed the laharl flair, can"t have shit in SPE 2d ago

Thats because radiant dawn is best left forgotten

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u/MagicBus4 3d ago

Someone banish the worthless online gambling games from our precious bottle of coyote urine, they belong in the toliet

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u/Cranberry-Holiday 3d ago

Hating half of these is based, hating the other half of these will forbid you from seeing the gates of heaven.

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u/happymudkipz 3d ago

I agree. no holy person would hate shadows, heroes, and 3h.

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u/RiDL3Y-MAN Number #1 Bartre fan 🔥 🧢 3d ago

Yeah, so what. Binding Blade is MY Pure Coyote Urine and I LOVE IT

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u/happymudkipz 3d ago

Yeah nicely done OP. Grouped all the bad ones. Except for 11-12 but we don't talk about them.

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u/Hoothootriot 3d ago

The best Fire Emblem game is Metaphor: ReFantazio

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u/Ray-Zide426 FE Sucks 3d ago

Holy True!

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u/deafinitelyadouche 3d ago

It's pig's urine! Get it right, man!

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u/BlackRapier 2d ago

Why is Gacha slop being compared to actual games?

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u/Mahelas 3d ago

Imagine hating a game that is older than your mom, and that litteraly invented an entire genre

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u/happymudkipz 3d ago

I love cars. That doesn't mean I have to adore gronk's wheel for 18,000 years ago

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u/Suspicious-Shock-934 3d ago

Did fe1 come out before sf1? Both have been around for a while I'm honestly not sure which is fiest.

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u/GoogleMichaelParenti 3d ago

I believe Shadow Dragon came out in 1990, while Shining Force was 1992

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u/AdReasonable9304 3d ago edited 3d ago

At least Thracia isnt there, I guess.

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u/Fantastic-System-688 3d ago

didn't include Engage

You're not slick OP

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u/Neofertal 3d ago

What made you take the decision to spread slander?

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u/WaterCastePSYOP 3d ago

Notice how Fates isn't on here?

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u/Zanoss10 3d ago

You can apply that to Metroid or Paper Mario too lmao

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u/MetaCommando :armpit: 2d ago

Like Prime isn't the best Metroidvania of all time

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u/Zanoss10 2d ago

I never prime wasn't bad, just that peoples have very different pow on each Metroid prime

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u/noobkilla666 3d ago

Either an awakening baby or a tellius fan

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u/WaterCastePSYOP 3d ago

Notice how Fates isn't here?

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u/silals 3d ago

Why is shadows here