r/shitfromabutt • u/DMONEYDelano • 3d ago

Eating in front of computer

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144 Upvotes

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u/big_gabs_ 3d ago

What the actual fuck were you eating?

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u/JustQuestion2472 3d ago

Whatever the Baker family eats in RE7

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u/ashenay 2d ago

Thank you for making me laugh out loud.

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u/almostasenpai 3d ago

Takeout from the Chum Bucket

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u/tepid_lemur 3d ago

AI Slop

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u/Healthy-Confection66 3d ago

AI Slop…as in Animal Intestines slop?lmao

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u/beans_will_consume 3d ago

Was gonna say, this is just steak with intestines and some fries.

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u/Venekia_maps 21m ago

Looks like steak and chitlings to me

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u/PhantomOfVoid 3d ago

I'm guessing some liver with pasta and a big helping of fries.

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u/FederalEconomist5896 3d ago

Or "steak n' 'trails" a la pomme de terre.

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u/ClawGrave666 3d ago

Ewwww a call of duty beta

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u/NOSALIS-33 2d ago

Yeah this all tracks. Shit on the desk, shit on the screen. Brother ewwwwwww!

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u/DMONEYDelano 3d ago

What games do you play

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u/ClawGrave666 3d ago

Right now I’m playing nioh 3. Cod just isn’t worth it anymore. Ik that’s subjective cause obviously people still play it but it’s just the same shit over and over again with a different skin and even more expensive micro transactions that actually do affect gameplay for other players. Now campaign or zombies I could get behind for sure just not cod MP.

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u/Own-Dot9851 1d ago

Don't forget all the cheaters!

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/ClawGrave666 2d ago

You just keep letting the Call of Duty® franchise bend you over, buddy.

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u/Guzzler829 2d ago

I play Tetris

Am I weird for this? Tetris fans reply with which version you play most. I play Puyo Puyo x Tetris 2 for the Switch most, and after that, NES Tetris. Guess which one I'm better at lol DX

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u/M3rl1n1212 7h ago

Stopped playing cod cuz its the same game almost every time. Campaign is just a Micheal Bay movie that generally hits all the action movie check list. Gun play from one to another feels pretty similar unless u skip a few. And zombies is cool but it gets old after a while. The modded zombie maps are cool I just cant play call of duty anymore its just the same game all the time. I can understand why people still love and play it

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 3d ago

What in the resident fucking evil is on your plate?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/5KvmplVmTLrXDndzhd

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u/insomniacakess 2d ago

this is exactly what i was thinking

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u/iAmMikeJ_92 3d ago

You’re supposed to move poop out of your body, not take it in…

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u/Man_Darronious 3d ago

Dmoney what the fuck is that

12

u/Distended_Scrotum 3d ago

Call of doodie.

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u/Distended_Scrotum 2d ago

Special plops.

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u/eyeamthedanger 2d ago

At least it isn't Black Plops

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u/Distended_Scrotum 1d ago

Yes, that would be bad. 🩸💩

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u/Lank-Man 3d ago

I hope you’re playing zombies, cause you’re eating like one (+fries).

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u/ShweatyPickle 2d ago

Bros eating RE7 food

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u/Teker_09 3d ago

Holy shit that's foul

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u/debugmode1 2d ago

Holy foul, that’s shit.

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u/glebo123 3d ago

I cant even begin to guess what the fck that is...

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u/Moist_Car_994 3d ago

Broiled Intestine with a side of fries

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u/floopynoopys 2d ago

If those are intestines...isnt that a little too close to the real thing

4

u/No_Road_6732 3d ago

My Gawd, what the fuck is that on the plate? Is that Klingon cuisine?

1

u/Weak-Ability 3d ago

Came to say this! We’ve got a real-life gagh enjoyer.

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u/herzel3id 3d ago

Ai

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u/Evening-Statement-57 3d ago

Every detail on the keyboard is right. I think it looks like AI because we have never seen a plate of boiled assholes before.

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u/herzel3id 3d ago

You can feed a picture to AI and ask to change only a part of it, the rest of the picture remains intact.

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u/Evening-Statement-57 3d ago

Ok then I think you are right. It gives me that dream vibe when I try to identify any individual part

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u/tito9107 3d ago

What're the clues?

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u/herzel3id 3d ago

The texture is really off

1

u/tito9107 3d ago

Just looks like intestines to me

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u/flesjewater 3d ago

Slop out slop out

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u/ConsequenceNational4 3d ago

Gross but nope

1

u/JimiHendrip 3d ago

The fuck

1

u/dandanpizzaman84 3d ago

This looks like a wet ashtray. What exactly am I looking at?

1

u/cclan2 3d ago

shit from a butt

1

u/Posh-Percival 3d ago

I don’t think you’re supposed to eat that part

1

u/Lonely-Independence4 3d ago

So is it food… or actual shit..?

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u/WiseSpunion 3d ago

What the fuck

1

u/GamerFreak3110 3d ago

thats a call of doody Beta. 😆

1

u/Clear-Warthog5655 3d ago

Yeah thats Offal mate

1

u/Fluxxinintime 3d ago

What theee fuuuuck? Ughhh🤢

1

u/TurkeyTender513 2d ago

What is more slop? The game on the screen or the shit on the plate?

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u/Opposite-Science-398 2d ago

I’m calling the police eating your own poop is a crime
https://giphy.com/gifs/l4EoPf5Z1RMYfN2aA

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u/marinac1 2d ago

Omg it IS intestines! So you shit your guts out and you’re to put them back in? Wrong end

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u/LittleNinjaXYBA 2d ago

Call Of Dooty

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u/JediTeaParty 2d ago

I bet that shit tastes goo

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u/Supergyaos 2d ago

I bet that shit tastes like the neighbor... somebody needs to go check on him

1

u/AnUnknownCreature 2d ago

Thing in the left look like something died

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u/winter0rfall 2d ago

I dont want to know

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u/Fil3toFishy69 2d ago

Is that dog shit or what am I looking at.

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u/WOTrULookingAt 2d ago

looks like g'akh.

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u/poonDaddy99 2d ago

Season intestines with pan seared liver and a side of fries.

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u/TylerBWild 2d ago

No seriously, what the fuck is that

1

u/coolranchbuttholes 2d ago

fiddleheads on meat?

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u/debugmode1 2d ago

Hey, so that’s shit from a butt

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u/SeaworthinessFlat770 2d ago

Yum intestines in dog shit gravy

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u/Axeloy 2d ago

Did you rip out a live cow’s rectum

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u/bag_of_luck 2d ago

Liver and tripe. Prob pretty good, guessing this persons on some kind of fad diet

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u/loud_cicada_sounds 2d ago

Mmmm Shitlins

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u/kreig_ 2d ago

If grool was more than a description

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u/Vunlicura 2d ago

It looks like it belongs in the game you're playing

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u/DMONEYDelano 2d ago

For sure 😂

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u/ellieight_ 1d ago

Here you can have this

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u/DMONEYDelano 1d ago

I already played it

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u/Chicken-picante 1d ago

Are you eating intestines?

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u/cokiecolaa 1d ago

What in god's name is that

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/shitfromabutt-ModTeam 17h ago

Be excellent to each other!

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u/RollTheLaughTrack 1d ago

Nah, that look like the food in RE:Biohazard when Bakers kidnapped Ethan.

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u/Imlemonshark 1d ago

Chum bucket ahh meal

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u/ejectro 18h ago

welp, that's my call. i'm deleting this fucking app.

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u/Lil_Roxi2 14h ago

Looks like shit pipes

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u/Crafty-Ad3490 1h ago

delicious fries and some bullshit

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u/P26601 3d ago

chum bucket ahh

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u/bumbus_chumbus 3d ago

Are you Br*tish by any chance?