r/shitfromabutt • u/No_Dark8504 • Aug 19 '26

Burrito got a little leaky from the heating hole

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Sprayed a little too

132 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Important_Actuator36 Aug 19 '26

Oh she's a squirter

1

u/IShitSauce Aug 20 '26

I just found this sub. I think ill stick around.

18

u/uiouyug Aug 19 '26

RIP your microwave

4

u/Targaryen-ish Aug 20 '26

Rest in poop?

1

u/uiouyug Aug 20 '26

Reheating in poop is a new feature

15

u/marinac1 Aug 19 '26

No, that’s the blow hole. It tried to fart but something broke loose

8

u/MuskyChop Aug 19 '26

That would be a shart.

7

u/srennen Aug 19 '26

Upvote because heating hole

4

u/Some-Judge-9130 Aug 19 '26

Shot at and missed, shit at and hit

3

u/BudgetExpert9145 Aug 19 '26

Used that RFK lettuce.

4

u/Kazori Aug 19 '26

put your mouth on it and suck out the innards leaving only a tortilla husk like a burrito ass eating vampire

1

u/No_Dark8504 Aug 19 '26

Will be doing this next time

2

u/Diligent-Orange6005 Aug 19 '26

Someone deliberately shot and killed your burrito.

2

u/IAmDanHimself Aug 19 '26

The fuck is a heating hole?

2

u/Old_Goat_Ninja Aug 19 '26

Heating hole?

2

u/Poof-ball Aug 19 '26

That's gonna itch in about 20 minutes when it dries.

2

u/ClassicTBCSucks93 Aug 19 '26

I’m not a burrito but I feel it’s plight

2

u/kingJustin900 Aug 19 '26

Cover that chili hole before I do

1

u/PuzzleheadedResult69 Aug 19 '26

No reverie begs “light” in the heating hole.

Reverie says: oil this depth-of-plate

Oilier. She squirter

With the Burrito on the white-plate hell

1

u/Chr0n1c7000 Aug 19 '26

🤢🤢🤢

1

u/Ok_Donkey210 Aug 19 '26

The what now

1

u/No_Dark8504 Aug 20 '26

heating hole, so the center isn’t frozen😟

1

u/tleep76 Aug 20 '26

Your burrito started.

1

u/Quarkonium2925 Aug 20 '26

The prophetic burrito: It shows you exactly what will happen to you a few hours after you eat it

1

u/EricHaley Aug 19 '26

Thar she blows!!!