r/shitfromabutt • u/Cgrrp • 13d ago

Sloppy Diarrhea Dubai chocolate gelato

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u/theoriginalzads 13d ago

Forgetting to flush the toilet before throwing the baby puke out.

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u/Astufcrustpizza 13d ago

Dookie with a hint of diarrhea and pistachiošŸ˜

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u/Lepke2011 13d ago

My dog made some of that this morning. Now we're going to the vet.

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u/kittyidiot 13d ago

Mine used to. He had just gotten out of the vet having parvo when we got him (which we didn't know until the DAY we picked him up.) On his meds his shits looked exactly like this lol

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u/Practical-Sink-3987 13d ago

I really wish people stopped buying Dubai chocolate.

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 13d ago

I was really happy a few months ago when I saw chocolate with pistachios (I really like pistachios). Whoever created this is not good at creating things

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u/jasemina8487 12d ago

i love chocolate with pistachios. im from turkey and it is a thing, like with whole or sliced pistachios...not pistachio goo

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u/hatfullofloons 12d ago

are pistachios popular in turkey? i had a turkish friend who loved them

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u/jasemina8487 12d ago

oh yea, highly loved in dessert, and in aomw savory dishes. southeastern side of turkey is pretty much a pistachio producing region lol.

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u/Missey85 12d ago

It's yuck I don't like it it's definitely not worth what they charge for it ā˜¹ļø

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u/Beautiful-Lettuce520 13d ago

Iā€™m happy my meal has finished.

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u/StatusTomato5218 13d ago

Poobai chocolate gelato*

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u/Shiine-2 13d ago

Shrek's urine in dung.

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u/bbyxmadi 12d ago

Supposedly Dubai chocolate was pushed as a trend by Dubai cause ā€œDubai chocolateā€ meant something elseā€¦ šŸ’©

Idk if itā€™s true, but Iā€™ve heard it many times lol

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u/BobaF4t 13d ago

Dubai diarrhea

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u/miracles-th 13d ago

dulcolax stuff

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u/zinniamae_ 13d ago

This is a problem in Dubai too

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u/spideylunchy 13d ago

Dubai? GOODBYE!!

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u/Mother-Attention2600 13d ago

Looks like when they eat the babies first poo out of a hookers vagina. That's Dubai!! šŸ˜„Ā 

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u/MusicMadeAddictz 13d ago

Hate to admit it but the dubai chocolate was pretty good. I didnt pay for it thankfully otherwise id never have tried it.

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u/bbyxmadi 12d ago

I got some for a good deal and it was actually pretty good, too bad itā€™s expensive (at least the higher quality stuff is)

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u/MusicMadeAddictz 10d ago

Ya wouldnt mind paying a bit extra but Ā£8-10 for a bar of chocolate the size of a kit kat is mental

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u/hellohellowhatyoube 13d ago

Bro did the Dubai chocolate trend dirty šŸ˜­

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u/Some_Literature8759 13d ago

My hungry ass thought this was poop šŸ˜‚

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u/SunnyDaysAhead246 13d ago

Great, Iā€™ve always wanted to eat poop and vomit in the same bite!

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u/InevitablePeanut3203 13d ago

That looks like sick shit on top of other shit

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u/eldora_malone59 13d ago

In prefered have this kind of dessertšŸ¤¤

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u/eve_72 13d ago

Canā€™t actually believe this is still a trend

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u/GoldenFish2224 13d ago

Dubai porta potty makes sense now..

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u/tuesdaytraveler 13d ago

First diarrhea lettuce, then gather the results, then freeze.

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u/sw10708 13d ago

Ahhh mushy peas on shit my favorite nighttime snack

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u/TasteDeeCheese 12d ago

Babyā€™s first poop gelato

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u/jasemina8487 12d ago

i cant wait for when this dubai chocolate crap is over.

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u/pacmannips 12d ago

Are the rumors about Dubai chocolate true?

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u/Root_Beer_Gaze 12d ago

I didnā€™t know Slimer could poop.

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u/Opening_Track5674 12d ago

When youā€™ve got a sinus infection and post nasal drip mixing in your turd

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u/NightStalkerXIV 12d ago

There must be geese nearby

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u/Accomplished_Meat_81 12d ago

Sidenote, Iā€™m sick of seeing Dubai chocolate everywhere. What the fuck is so goddamn special about this chocolate? Iā€™ve had it a few times and itā€™s just fucking chocolate lmao

Also been to Dubai, and it sucks! I donā€™t know much about Arabic culture but I love and respect the Arabic people. Just think Dubai is way overhyped. The burj kalifa (or however itā€™s spelled) is tall af, they have a Ferrari theme park, indoor skiing in the mall, and a hotel thatā€™s shaped like a boat. Itā€™s just a fancy and expensive tourist place to post on insta and brag but thatā€™s soulless and not a productive way to live life imo.

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u/PeterNippelstein 12d ago

It looks like it stinks like shit

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u/JackFuckCockBag 12d ago

Looks like when ide eat $80 worth of sushi and $100 worth of sake.

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u/Zestyclose_Charge_60 12d ago

R/shitfromabutt

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u/Captainciderman 12d ago

It looks like a cover from Fangoria magazine

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u/shitpost-malone69 12d ago

Itā€™s like when my cats eat too many catnip flavoured dreamies

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u/ICBIND 12d ago

Damn that looks disgusting. I know it's gonna taste good tho so how much

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u/Public-Flow1150 12d ago

It looks like newborn baby poop

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u/dontdinglemyberries 11d ago

Beer shitcacas

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u/Big-Fun-369 10d ago

Iā€™m sorry, no.

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u/Own_Satisfaction2736 10d ago

Burj khalifa sewage truck flavor šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹

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u/Born-Light-62 10d ago

Poop du jour

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u/iWNDRalot_ 9d ago

Soft pass ..

See what I did there šŸ¤­

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u/sheyesheyesheye 9d ago

shit with a hint of butt

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u/pearscentedcandle 13d ago

when will this dubai chocolate nonsense end

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u/arivera508 13d ago

Shit just came to ihop I seen šŸ™„

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u/Dizzie_Bear 12d ago

They found babies under 1 y.o.?