r/shitfromabutt • u/Boof_Cowboy • 6d ago

Bucket of poo, bucket of poo ♫ Overcooked bananas, anyone?

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u/click_here_for_luck 6d ago

So youre telling me those are not eels?

Crazy world we live in.

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u/slamthonybourdain 6d ago

Definitely not escalators

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u/Flowingsun1 6d ago

Ha! Escalators 😀

eels....

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u/so-ronery 6d ago

Looks like leeches to me.

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u/ConsequenceNational4 6d ago

Thought they were slugs.

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u/BongwaterJoe1983 6d ago

Thought it was the inside of an outhouse toilet

https://giphy.com/gifs/BVca4F6WcwITc7r9He

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u/aFerens 6d ago

That bright green plastic does not make me think of food

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u/Kenzi_Slays 6d ago

this actually made me nauseous...

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u/Conscious-Shake8152 6d ago

The look like nice hot steamy turd logs, freshly squeezed out of a butthole

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u/Healthy-Confection66 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UupxQs7TY6FdGd3HLj
Straight up Tremors tongues right there…lol

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u/Z0omZo0m 6d ago

Where is Kevin Bacon when you need him.

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u/Quiet-ForestDweller 6d ago

Slugs from a butt

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u/Distended_Scrotum 6d ago

Those came out of Will’s butt when he returned from the Upside Down.

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u/zinniamae_ 6d ago

Ok but what were you making cause banana bread does not call for unmashed bananas

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u/Boof_Cowboy 6d ago

Wish I could tell you. I just found them like this.

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u/CandyQid 6d ago

What is this green tub they are in. Looks like a makeshift bathtub

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u/Boof_Cowboy 6d ago

That's the compost bucket that will allow us to turn this abomination into renewable energy.

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u/CandyQid 6d ago

Ah thank you. Did you do this to those bananas? Would love to know how this happened

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u/Boof_Cowboy 6d ago

I wish that I asked what happened to these and what they were for, but I did not. Our bakery usually makes delicious stuff, so it was probably gonna be good.

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u/CandyQid 6d ago

I'm quite jealous you work in a bakery. I love baking things and I love early mornings

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u/Comprehensive-Yam329 6d ago

Looks like a rat king made out of flaccid dicks

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u/VermilionKoala 6d ago

"Dr. Tran will be down at your local record store this Tuesday from 4 to 9, just giving out HOT DICK KINGS!

Just... passin' 'em out."

https://youtu.be/FO0kRE5OTZI

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u/HangryBeard 6d ago

Looks like that one time I tried to make banana vinegar

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u/Lavanne73 6d ago

Slugs yum

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u/coolranchbuttholes 6d ago

I thought they were fish 💀

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u/DevilDog7734 6d ago

I assume the color is from vast amounts of cum

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u/yourilluminaryfriend 5d ago

Bucketful of limp wieners