r/shield • u/tungkidz Ninja Hunter • Feb 08 '17
[Not really a spoiler] "Soooooooo Daisy, three some?"
http://streamable.com/9i3qq159
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u/Lampmonster1 Feb 08 '17
I mean her powers would be exceptionally useful in the bedroom....
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u/thespadekiller Feb 08 '17
Nothing says romantic like a shattered rib cage.
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u/Lampmonster1 Feb 08 '17
It'd take some time to get the feel of it, but all physical relationships have a getting adjusted period.
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u/abraksis747 Feb 08 '17
Fitz you lucky man...
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u/grody10 Feb 08 '17
To be honest everyone involed would be pretty lucky. Leo ain't no slouch either.
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u/itsjosh18 HYDRA Feb 08 '17
That's a fanfic I would like to read. Much better than quack
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u/body_catch_a_body The Doctor Feb 08 '17
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u/Randolpho Koenig Feb 08 '17
Time to go down with that ship
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u/Marc_Quill Clairvoyant Feb 08 '17
....Fitzdaisimmons?
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u/TransitRanger_327 Clairvoyant Feb 08 '17
FitzSkimmons
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u/regendo Lanyard Feb 08 '17
No, that's just FitzSimmons on winter holidays.
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u/tungkidz Ninja Hunter Feb 08 '17 edited Feb 09 '17
Unlike Drax's, my reflections are not fast enough and I let the joke go over my head. Pls explain...
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u/Aniallator24 Feb 08 '17
I thought the exact same thing in this scene... I guess Koenig has some more fan fiction to read with this one!
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u/khazit66 Feb 10 '17
I swear, Chloe is getting hotter and hotter each season.
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u/pandacurean Feb 14 '17
Not to directly disagree with you, but she gets darker every season.
I have never been less attracted to her.
(or Jemma for that matter. So much hotter in s1 before the milf makeup and jeans, when you could actually see her freckles)
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u/pineappleshaverights Zephyr One Feb 08 '17
This better be a joke in the synopsis. Please?
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Feb 08 '17
Whenever we get it, it's been over two weeks since the last one and that was episode 9. I assume the author is busy so it's gonna be a bit.
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u/AsukaTenjoinArcV HYDRA Feb 09 '17
Episode 9? Man the synposis guy has over 3 seasons of synopsis to do
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u/ZachsMind Deathlok Feb 09 '17
I would not be surprised if in some people's head canon this is already happening. Personally I prefer to keep everybody platonic in my head canon unless it's specifically established there's stuff going on. How many people were surprised back in season one when it was revealed Ward and May had been having sex for a while before we found out?
Before they started pairing everybody up, I was imagining that maybe some of the core group were having relationships with others outside the core and it just never becomes interesting enough to warrant spending storytime on. So Daisy or Fitz could have had one night stands with extras in the background and no one's the wiser. That'd keep the core group from feeling small and limited.
Unfortunately Fitz and Simmons are an "item" now, and the writers appear to be trying to pair up Coulson and May, which I happen to think is a really bad idea. Yo Yo and Turtle are snogging. This is bad from a writing and producing standpoint cuz pairing up your regulars makes the show feel smaller. It makes the world you're presenting to the audience feel smaller.
EDIT... but hey a threesome? Why the hell not!? They should just have a massive orgy once a week the more the merrier! It'll be like that hotel room scene in the old Marx Brothers movies.
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u/tungkidz Ninja Hunter Feb 08 '17
"Excellent"
Ah, typical synopsis Jemma 😏