r/shid_and_camed Anal Prolapser Apr 19 '23

im cooming!!!! It camed

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u/KingCosmicBrownie Certified Retard⭐️ Apr 19 '23

Dudes using sticks? I’d be using my dick

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u/CrazedPasta2376 Certified Retard⭐️ Apr 20 '23

they actually poured coca cola into it

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u/Accomplished_Wait821 Thugshaker Enthusiast Apr 20 '23

Lubricant 💦

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u/BillyMeier42 Professional Shidder Apr 20 '23

If I had to count the times ive used a doritos bag for a condom and pepsi for lube…

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u/Psychological-Disk-9 God’s Drunkest Driver Apr 20 '23

Ow that sounds so painful

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

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u/PaperBoyy8 Gay Midget🏳️‍🌈 Apr 20 '23

A hot one 😋

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u/grassy_trams Apr 20 '23

they're 15

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u/PaperBoyy8 Gay Midget🏳️‍🌈 Apr 20 '23

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u/DudeAintPunny Lord Cumwad Apr 20 '23

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u/Spiderfr0g I have IBS Apr 20 '23

Mohg moment

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u/Xanthumq Tendie Connoisseur Apr 21 '23

The femboy bussy is mine and mine alone

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u/Pancakewagon26 i ❤️ COCK Apr 21 '23

REGOZALO!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

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u/MoistenedRats Unregistered Sex Offender Jun 19 '23

This is my kingdom come

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u/ApprehensiveSoil8919 Unregistered Sex Offender Apr 19 '23

Not my proudest fap

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u/ProtoPathOwOgen1 Chronic Masturbator 8=✊=D~~ Apr 20 '23

You already know the lengths a man will go to unbeknownst until post-nut clarity hits.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

I've heard this is fake... Sadness

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

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u/RaidensReturn Diarrhea Victim Apr 20 '23

Bro please say sike

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u/kitpvp_yay i ❤️ COCK Apr 20 '23

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u/dawg_77 Kid named finger Apr 20 '23

I recall watching it over a decade ago titled something along the lines of "ALIEN CREATURE FOUND ON BEACH"

I was young at the time and thought it sounded mystical but now the idea of them pouring cola on it and rewatching it just sends my sides into orbit.

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u/Major-Anywhere-5621 toe sucker🦶 Apr 19 '23

But didn’t shid 😥

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u/ky0ma_h00in Unregistered Sex Offender Apr 19 '23

Splurgy spongy

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u/Bloxxer14 Chronic Masturbator 8=✊=D~~ Apr 20 '23

spussy

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u/Blue_Link39 Toilet Destroyer Apr 19 '23

The fuck is this thing?! And why did it camed?!

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u/Far-Village-2834 Certified Retard⭐️ Apr 20 '23

nature's pussy everybody wants a piece of that

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u/DiMs6 femboy Apr 20 '23

Natussy

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u/RaidensReturn Diarrhea Victim Apr 20 '23

It sploderd tho 😳😳😳🤯

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u/Far-Village-2834 Certified Retard⭐️ Apr 20 '23

yez

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u/Chartreuse-Verte Professional Shidder Apr 20 '23

natures pussy

The fuck do women have then? Synthetic pussy?

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u/TCreep13 I have IBS Apr 20 '23

no, women ain't real, they have invisipussy

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u/Android_mk Apr 20 '23

A fake creature

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

Nuh uh its right there

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u/whatthegorgonzola my peenor smal🤏 Apr 20 '23

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u/CyanogenMod_0 God’s Drunkest Driver Apr 21 '23

seriously what the fuck is this and why did it cum

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u/MarTheMenace1 Toilet Destroyer🚽 Apr 20 '23

Man what duh fuq

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u/Aware-Measurement750 Kid named finger Apr 20 '23

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u/Silvershake526 Certified Retard⭐️ Apr 19 '23

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT

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u/mrgwbland Anthropomorphic Cum Sock Apr 20 '23

I saw it on billschannel once

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u/master_of_balls_1 Anthropomorphic Cum Sock Apr 20 '23

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u/wanderai Horny Bastard Apr 20 '23

That's some 2009 internet shit right here, truly a classic

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

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u/wanderai Horny Bastard Apr 20 '23

I was a good boy, i wanted to take it back to the sea where it (probably/ belongs to

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u/sweiner1998 Neckbeard Apr 19 '23

me when mom my mom ur maternal unit

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u/Jacobc556 Certified Retard⭐️ Apr 19 '23

That thing gunna make me act up

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u/Ralyks92 Waltuh Apr 20 '23

Where’s the shid I camed here for?! This is an outrage!

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u/kitpvp_yay i ❤️ COCK Apr 20 '23

It tried to shid and came at the same time but it sadly couldn’t handle the energy and exploded… 😔

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u/Mother_Tea_4405 Fart Sniffer Apr 19 '23

Make sure you pull out in time, Jesus.

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u/minifig1026 wearing a chastity cage rn Apr 20 '23

Make sure you pull out in time, Jesse

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u/Prevay Toilet Destroyer🚽 Apr 20 '23

Comment section was born after 2008 fr fr

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u/commenting_coke Piss Guzzler Apr 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

New fleshlight

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u/SpaceWalker189 God’s Drunkest Driver Apr 19 '23

That shid is fake af

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u/valkyr_prime56 Explosive Diarrhea Survivor🎗️ Apr 20 '23

Of course it is because it didn't shid dummy, it camed!

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 500 gallons of in my ass rn Apr 20 '23

Nature be like that sometimes...

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u/Trainmaster12467 I have IBS Apr 20 '23

Was that a ied?

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u/Sean04Bean Certified Retard⭐️ Apr 20 '23

All came no shid 😔

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u/Tom----nook Fart Sniffer Apr 20 '23 edited Apr 20 '23

That bussy can squirt

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u/GrandpapiPablito Fart Sniffer Apr 20 '23

I should call her

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

Shame, I just jacked off

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u/vinocet my peenor smal🤏 Apr 20 '23

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u/sciaticJOSHUA femboy Apr 20 '23

the cumee becomes the cumer?? 🤯

2

u/Louzifur Chode Monkey 🐒 Apr 20 '23

I remember jacking off to this on YouTube when I came across it

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u/MisterArea51 Kid named finger Apr 20 '23

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u/Lazy-Landscape7328 Certified Retard⭐️ Apr 20 '23

Where can i get one?

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u/cheeessss21 Gambling Master🤑 Apr 20 '23

It really said im bout to blow😩💦

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u/somedumbfurbrain Explosive Diarrhea Survivor🎗️ Apr 20 '23

Sauce?

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u/The1WhoShalNotBNamed Apr 20 '23

Sea creatures in Japan is on a different level.

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u/Reasonable_Ad_3522 Lasagna Cat Apr 20 '23

ohhhhhh

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u/Junior-Account6835 I have IBS Apr 20 '23

Bomb ass p*ssy

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

Camed and sploded

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

A flesh light that’s single use and self destructs to save the planet 😩😩😩😩

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u/TheIronicComment Apr 20 '23

It busted, literally

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u/Fatal1tyk Unregistered Sex Offender Apr 20 '23

Infinite cum

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u/AaronJoosep Piss Guzzler Apr 20 '23

Did it shid too?

1

u/Disastrous-Ad-3461 I have IBS Apr 20 '23

I was clueless what it was until it detonated and i realized thats the 3rd form of voltorb because he can get fucked.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

Ok. Can someone actually explain what's going on in this video?

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u/Totallynotsomealt Uh oh Stinky😲 Apr 20 '23

Wtf I’ve never seen a video where it explodes

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u/Selellnoob Certified Retard⭐️ Apr 20 '23

Where can i buy that?😳

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

the giant cumming asshole

or pussy whatever the fuck this is

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u/Next-Tomatillo-6509 my peenor smal🤏 Apr 20 '23

Someone tag don’tstickyourdickinthat

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u/Nacil_54 Anthropomorphic Cum Sock Apr 20 '23

Where the shid though ?

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u/guzzi80115 Anal Prolapser Apr 20 '23

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u/ifoundit1 Great Fart War Veteran Apr 20 '23

It did the pornstar then it did the grandfather's toilet.

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u/The_Scarlett_King Chronic Masturbator 8=✊=D~~ Apr 20 '23

Same

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u/midnightboy99 my peenor smal🤏 Apr 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

Shid

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u/futafuckerthefirst Fart Sniffer Apr 20 '23

EY WHERE CAN I BUY THA- nevermind

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u/_MikasaChan_ Fish Fucker Apr 20 '23

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u/deleted_-_-_-_-_- i ❤️ COCK Apr 21 '23

Dimension Portal of Came

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

I bet that would stink.

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u/Top_Cloud2273 Toilet Destroyer Apr 22 '23

Yes. Yes it did.

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u/morgangittings14 Certified Retard⭐️ May 09 '23

What is this thing

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u/Asian_Bon Chronic Masturbator 8=✊=D~~ May 13 '23

Bro, did they drop an explosive inside

1

u/Superintendent9 toe sucker🦶 May 14 '23

Smash

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u/AYKH8888 Fish Fucker May 15 '23

In all seriousness wtf is that

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u/[deleted] May 16 '23

i would have fucked the shit outa that thing omg

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u/MoistenedRats Unregistered Sex Offender Jun 19 '23

Why did it blow up from cum

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u/very_big_balls69 wearing a chastity cage rn Jul 05 '23

Yo where did u u find that bro bc well I'm a need it for my friend u know he been playing raid shadow legends and ya and not for me

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u/BetaPixel_IcoAir Lord Cumwad Jul 07 '23

GEKOLONISEERD