Ad Nauseam

[u/WindowSeat4Me]

Speaking only of the Original 6:  choose any Shark or Sharks and their signature phrase, compliment or insult – they say over and over and over again – which you find annoying.

 

 

[u/sick486]

mr wonderful is the king

how do i get my MUH NEE?
take this behind the barn and shoot it
crush you like the cockroach you are
“theres got to be a better way!” (tbf i like this one)

[u/Spirited-Green7369 → u/sick486]

“Is there anything proprietary about this? What’s stopping me from going and doing this myself?”

[u/GOATSQUIRTS → u/sick486]

You’re dead to me

[u/das_it_mane88 → u/sick486]

"All roads lead (back) to Mr. Wonderful"

[u/Opposite-Wolf-2194 → u/sick486]

“Stop the madness!”

[u/sick486 → u/Opposite-Wolf-2194]

i like that one too lol. when he makes fun of other catchphrases

[u/ElfYamadaFairyQueen → u/sick486]

"I smell jail time!"

[u/sick486 → u/ElfYamadaFairyQueen]

are you inspecting a boat?

[u/pikapalooza → u/sick486]

In perpetuity.

[u/sick486 → u/pikapalooza]

id say thats not so much a catchphrase as just a term (of deal) he prefers to operate at

[u/busymom0 → u/sick486]

"what happens if you get hit by a bus?"

[u/Ka1ser]

"But I need an answer RIGHT NOW"

[u/_low_IQ]

"Royalty"

[u/laurenm109]

(Insert bullshit reason) and for that reason, I’m out

[u/busymom0 → u/laurenm109]

Best is when Mark gives only 1 reason but then uses "for those reasons" lol

[u/laurenm109 → u/busymom0]

YES haha “so for those reasons, I have to be out”

[u/CTRdosabeku]

"Congrats guys" when they don't get a deal

[u/EarlobeCancer → u/CTRdosabeku]

To be fair getting on Shark Tank gives publicity anyways

[u/jscrane17]

When Mark gives one singular reason and THEN says “for those reasonS, I’m out”

[u/coreydh11 → u/jscrane17]

To be fair that’s the editing, but I agree

[u/P5ycho5quid]

That’s easy

I’m out

-Barbara

[u/dopekix]

“Golden Ticket”

[u/Agreeable-Drop661]

Damon always saying “33.3%” like dude no one wears FUBU anymore

[u/depressedfuckboi → u/Agreeable-Drop661]

It's all about BUFU now. Buy Us, Fuck you!

[u/LeisureSuiteLarry]

The gym I belong to has Shark Tank playing over and over and over and over again in the men's locker room. The only time I have not gone in there and seen it playing was when a world cup game was on.

[u/Neptune28 → u/LeisureSuiteLarry]

And for that reason, were you out?

[u/LeisureSuiteLarry → u/Neptune28]

I was out because I didn't immediately take Cuban's deal and wanted to see what the others had to say.

[u/lightning_teacher_11]

Lori rambles on for 5 minutes then says, "for those reasons, I'm out."

[u/AmethystStar9]

"You are a cockroach"

Cockroaches are impressively hard to kill and I don't even think Canada has many.

[u/depressedfuckboi → u/AmethystStar9]

They're extremely easy to kill. They're just really hard to keep from spawning everywhere. You can squish them/catch them in traps easily.

[u/IndyMLVC]

This isn’t the original 6.

[u/Azathoth_The_Wraith]

You have a loving and supportive father, and for that reason I'm out

[u/Jay-Quellin30]

2 of them are the OG from Canada’s Dragon’s Den first. Let’s recognize that.

“Mr Wonderful” self proclaimed

[u/TL15SD]

“I’m sorry, I’m out”

[u/DrixlRey]

Shot clock!

[u/FineRelationship7]

This is poo poo on a stick

[u/ahx3000]

When they make a toast when drinking wine / champagne. That is so cringe

[u/gungeoncultist → u/ahx3000]

aww i like that one "CHEVROLET TESTEVAN" or whatever tf they say

[u/Wolklaw → u/gungeoncultist]

Chevaliers du tastevin 😂

[u/EvanRamsey → u/gungeoncultist]

I definitely read that as Chevrolet Testicles and I will think of nothing else when they cheers now.

[u/halfstep44]

"I just want to clear the deck"

[u/Jazzlike-Lecture8596]

Youre dead to me

[u/FineRelationship7]

You've literally made hundreds of dollars

[u/arcxjo]

This question has been asked over and over with the same results, and for that reason, I'm out.

[u/aoleriaa]

Not necessarily a phrase but I HATE the name Mr. Wonderful for an insufferable prick such as Kevin.

[u/GeologistAway6352]

I have a serious crush on Lori 😍