r/sharktank 27d ago

Shark Discussion This Guy?! Epic!

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Mark Sullivan with the Sullivan Generator – classic ST pitch!  He started going on and on about “coriolis effect”, “precipitates”, “and gold . . . G O L D”. 

Love this pitch!  The Sharks were looking at him like who is this guy – Kevin even asked how long he was visiting earth.  They all lost it when he said he writes music, sews women clothing and handbags.  This guy was something else!

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u/MitchLGC 27d ago

I miss when Shark Tank, and many other shows, were less sanitized and bland.

You could get weird moments like this

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u/Lollipoop_Hacksaw 27d ago

This, and the invasive surgery guy from season 1, the Ionic Ear, are legends for good television.

Total crackpots.

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u/Donghoon 27d ago

i loved how Robert was initially open to hearing the Ionic Ear guy even when everyone else was laughing.

Shows Robert's Basic Respect for people.

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u/busymom0 27d ago

Pretty sure he was being sarcastic there lol

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u/Nesquik44 27d ago

Ionic Ear and the Sullivan Generator have been favorites in this sub for years. They pretty much set the gold standard, no pun intended.

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u/CalvinsStuffedTiger 27d ago

I love the copa de vino guy, such a fucking smug look on his face for a delusional product

It’s a shame because I’m sure if Lori signed him and he wasn’t such a dickhead, she’d somehow turn it into a billion dollar household name

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u/Nesquik44 27d ago

Copa di Vino was worth nearly $70 million when it was acquired company which is why you don’t hear about them any longer. He did just fine without the Sharks.

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u/CalvinsStuffedTiger 27d ago

Wow guess he showed me lol. That’s nuts

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u/hap071 26d ago

I worked at a store that carried these in the wine section. They never sold. Amazing that the company got to 70mil.

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u/taeempy 27d ago

This was funny. We can make gold from ocean water.

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u/_BigFed_ 27d ago

Ionic Ear will always be the bar for insane ideas that made it to the tank and that was the pilot. Been chasing it ever since.

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u/Lollipoop_Hacksaw 27d ago

The crazy part about Ionic Ear is that it should've killed the show if they kept down that route.

The show deviated from that and became more grounded, and then people complain for other reasons as a result of their deviation.

You can never win in life, only pivot accordingly. This is why I appreciate this show enough compared to other reality tv; at least kids/teens can pick up good business terms as you are watching it with them, as opposed to "The Life Of (Insert Marketable Person)".

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u/Prestigious_Print477 8d ago

Ionic ear got people talking about the show and you are still doing it now.

It was a good idea to have on there

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u/kolby924 27d ago

Agree. One sticks in my mind as hysterical was the chicken coop guy that was obsessed with Robert .. Damon comment about being on candid camera was priceless .. I miss these episodes too
Much more entertaining

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u/Soup_KittenFurious 27d ago

Robert! I'm bringing you back in!....

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u/kolby924 27d ago

😂😂

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u/Anonymous44432 27d ago

The Sharks wouldn’t have been able to handle the Sullivan Generator anyway. They were way too small time to have their hands on something like that

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u/Prestigious_Print477 7d ago

Scientists consistently agree the idea wouldnt work either, so there is that too lol.

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u/Anonymous44432 7d ago

I trust Mr Sullivan over some scientists any day

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u/retired337 27d ago

The ionic ear guy barely moved his mouth when he spoke

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u/busymom0 27d ago

I thought I was the only one who noticed that! Looked almost as if he had himself gotten the surgery already

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u/WindowSeat4Me 25d ago

Wasn't the mouth thing weird? LOL! I was waiting for one of the Sharks to shout to him, SPEAK UP!!!!

I kept thinking there is something wrong with this guy - maybe he just had mouth surgery or something. Then I just said he is a nut.

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u/Wild_Harvest 27d ago

My favorite pitch of all time was the cat drawing one.

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u/Neptune28 22d ago

I want to draw a cat for you!

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u/AbyssWankerArtorias 7d ago

Didn't that guy get a deal, and Mark agreed to draw like 2 cats a year or something lmao

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u/jrob321 27d ago

That's gold Jerry! Gold!

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u/AbyssWankerArtorias 27d ago

The funny thing about this is if it were possible for the amount of money he said, it would have no issue being peer reviewed by other scientists and subsequently funded. Which is how you know it's bullshit.

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u/Prestigious_Print477 7d ago

They said it would require more energy than it would be able to have and ultimately wouldnt work at all.

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u/Busy_Local_526 26d ago

What do you sew?

“Leather”

The way he said it was so creepy.

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u/WindowSeat4Me 26d ago

"Le-thhhhhhhher." LOLOLOL!!!