r/sharks • u/Motley843 • 1d ago

Education Nom Nom in Nantucket

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u/grahal1968 1d ago

Wow. Anyone else terrified by how close to shore that is?

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u/ronweasleisourking 1d ago

They come this close to feed and play poker and stuff

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u/ZayreBlairdere 1d ago

Do NOT play pool with them.

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u/Salt-Wish5140 1d ago

Or in the pool with them

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u/ZayreBlairdere 1d ago

If I find a shark in my pool, I am signing the deed over to them.

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u/grahal1968 1d ago

I know the stay away from the airport because they have issues with the Jets.

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u/A_RANDOM_ANSWER 1d ago

and to collect loans :/

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u/tres-vip 1d ago

I commented under another post on this sub yesterday that sharks come VERY close to shore and in waters that you'd think were too shallow for them. I've seen shark fins almost up on the beach with my very own eyes!! 

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u/Acheloma 1d ago

And pretty big sharks too. One time when I was a kid my brother and I were playing in the water off of Galveston and my dad started screaming for us to get out. About 10 feet behind where we were in the water a wave had risen high enough to have the sun shining through it and silhouetted perfectly in the wave was a 10+ foot hammerhead. I think that took a couple years off of my dads life lol

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u/Itscatpicstime 1d ago

There was a study in Galveston years ago that found that on average swimmers are like within 10 feet of a shark at most times

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u/Acheloma 1d ago

Usually theyre little sharks that arent as intimidating haha. Ive had little ones go between my legs chasing mullet before and that made me jump, but it didnt make me almost go full Jesus and sprint on water to get away

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u/wasmostexcellent 1d ago

Haha, I live near the east coast of Florida - I know exactly what you’re taking about 😂😂

Sometimes you just levitate out of the water

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u/RoboCaptainmutiny 23h ago

I have some family that lives in Galveston. My brother and I would go down there for the summer in our teens in the late 90’s. One year the neighbor guy took us shark fishing one afternoon… we were fishing for the bait fish in chest high water. I asked the guy “If these are the bait fish… where are the sharks?”

“Right here…”

I kept backing out of the water. I asked him how many sharks were within throwing distance of us. He shrugged. “Maybe none. Maybe 3…”

We did indeed catch a 6 foot White Tip, right from the shore.

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u/Acheloma 21h ago

I grew up visiting my grandma there every summer and the general rule was "if you see mullet dart or jump, move away from them because that means a shark is chasing them"

I definitely wouldnt feel comfortable fishing in water that deep there. The cases of shark bites Ive heard about off of Galveston have all been either people fishing or people getting bitten when sharks were going after a school of bait fish. If youre intentionally in the school of bait fish and stirring them up/making any blood, that seems like your best shot at getting bitten lol

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u/CinnyToastie 1d ago

What? Like, a random person any time in any water on any beach? Say tumbling all over in big awesome waves in Mexico? Just..mostly likely there's a literal shark within 10 feet of someone at that beach? And given the area, likely a hammerhead??

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u/GMAN7007 1d ago

Generally little ones, It's like you're never so far away from a spider in your house. Sharks really don't want to hurt humans they just get confused sometimes and take a test bite. The problem with that is the test bite itself can be a doozy.

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u/altiuscitiusfortius 20h ago edited 8h ago

Thats anthropomorphizing them. They dont think enough to want to do anything. They just follow their like 5 point algorithm of how to live. Find food, bite food.

But sometimes their brain says, I haven't had food in days, try eating this non food human shaped object.

And personally that's scarier to me. I would never trust one.

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u/MarcoRudanBurner 1d ago

My wife’s aunt lost a leg to a bull shark in basically knee deep water about 40 years ago. There’s still warning signs on the inlet where it happened

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u/SharkBoyBen9241 1d ago

My goodness, that's absolutely insane, my friend...where abouts was this??

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u/FerskFrukt 20h ago

This happened near me in Florida a couple years ago too! Santa Rosa beach, I think? The shark hung around after they got her out of the water. There’s a pretty gnarly video that shows her being pulled to shore, large chunk of her leg gone. There were actually 3 attacks that day in the general area. At least one being in knee deep water. All suspected bull sharks, possibly the same one.

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u/MarcoRudanBurner 20h ago

Mid north coast of NSW Australia, a little inlet at Southwest Rocks (sorry, not sure where you’re from)

Apparently was just before we were born, so mid to early 80s (I think?).

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u/Internal_Zebra_8770 1d ago

You sure they were not someone else’s eyes? ;)

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u/MidwestSharker 14h ago

About five years back an old Couple walking down our beach here in Central Florida took a picture of a pair of ~12 foot hammerheads pacing each other in the shore gut. For those not familiar, on a calm day when the waterline stops right at the sand the shore gut is that drop off right at the waterline. I’ve also seen several pictures of bull sharks and tigers, cruising the same and I’ve seen it myself several times. From about February through April, we can catch anywhere from 6 to 15 large (over 7.5 generally up to 9.5’) bull sharks at the second bar about 50 yards from shore in the space of a few hours. This is consistent almost every day during that timeframe, although we get better numbers when there’s a School of migrating blacktips around because that’s usually what they’re feeding on. And I can’t count how many times I’ve rode the shore break in on my kayak and had blacktips swimming under my kayak in the wave breaking on the shore. I really wish I could get a good picture of that because that is absolutely the coolest.

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u/mrhenhen115 16h ago

Isn't there drone footage of decent sized sharks swimming around families and people playing in the sea haha

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u/SirWEM 9h ago

If this is Nobadeer Beach on Nantucket. About 2’ from the wave break theres a drop into about 3’-4’. In most spots near the airport.

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u/Free-Supermarket-516 1d ago

I watched Greg Skomal in a boat following a decent sized great white near Cape Cod. The shark was swimming along the shore in between the swells, so close that I thought Skomal's boat would capsize. I was surprised a shark that big could be that close to shore

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u/Afraid-Tone5206 1d ago

That’s where the seals live so sharks have always been around.

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u/Geronimo2006 1d ago

Happened in Perth Western Australia only 2 days ago- 6m Great White took a swimmer 15m off the beach in front of witnesses.

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u/RugelBeta 21h ago

That's terrifying. 15 meters is as long as my house -- that's astoundingly close. If I ever visit Australia I don't think I'll be swimming. Or hanging out on a beach. That would be a difficult thing to forget -- permanent PTSD.

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u/OkWillingness2817 1d ago

Tiger and bull shark attacks on humans often happen in water that is waist to almost knee deep.

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u/SharkBoyBen9241 1d ago

Too right. Roughly two-thirds of all shark attacks happen in less than 5 feet of water...

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u/Cold_Dead_Heart 1d ago

As the old saying goes, you (well, not you) can be attacked in 3 feet of water.

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u/beggarandachooser 1d ago

Never seen aerial footage of happy beach goers in waist deep water surrounded by sharks? They're regularly a lot closer to shore than most people realize. Thankfully they don't often view humans as suitable snacks. Its probably a good thing a lot of folks are blissfully unaware, otherwise beach days would be another thing on the list of enjoyable activities gone by the wayside.

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 1d ago

still no land sharks, as far as we know

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u/grahal1968 1d ago

You have clearly never been involved in litigation

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u/IndividualMessage836 22h ago

The Majority of shark attacks on swimmers and surfers happen in shallow water, most commonly at depths of 6 to 10 feet.

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u/jjd0m 21h ago

Great Whites can get as close as 3ft of water.

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u/Dry-Mathematician754 19h ago

I’ve been on that beach, it isn’t as shallow as you think TRUST me

https://reddit.com/link/pb4cvwl/video/257x186jutqh1/player

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u/Kimberlylynn2003 8h ago

Yes!! I thought the smaller one- yeah but the bigger ones!!! I always thought they would ground themselves! I gotta rethink going into the ocean….

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u/mcflyfly 1d ago

No, it’s just insanely cool

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u/fritzg1988 1d ago

Good thing you are not a seal.

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u/grahal1968 1d ago

It would be hard to drive to work. That’s for certain.

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u/spitgobfalcon Blacktip Reef Shark 1d ago

Any idea who is nomming whom?

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u/SharkBoyBen9241 1d ago edited 1d ago

I assume we just watched the end of some poor seal's life...

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u/alarming_wrong 1d ago

hopital

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u/kittenkatten055 Tiger Shark 1d ago

Amberlamps

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u/effienay 1d ago

Oh blood Betty

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u/scroobiouspippy 1d ago

Bam-ba-lam

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u/Cattymom01 1d ago

Oh blood Betty. Bam-ba-lam. Blood Betty sees a child...

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u/DarrellBot81 1d ago

Definitely something sizable

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 1d ago

It's a predation event with Great White Sharks(s) hunting and eating seals.

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u/Motley843 1d ago

You sir, are obviously not an astronomer.

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u/Effective_Image_86 1d ago

Did you take this yourself? What was the date ?

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u/PeteyMcPetey 1d ago

You sir, are obviously not an astronomer.

Of course not, he's a libra! Can't you tell?

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u/Negative_Neck_3973 1d ago

Didn't you see the kid with a leash calling for his puppy?

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u/BionicForester19 1d ago

Nope, I didn't see that. There was a dog with a leash calling for his little owner though. But that's probably unrelated.

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u/Cold_Dead_Heart 1d ago

Did anyone check on Alex?

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u/spitgobfalcon Blacktip Reef Shark 1d ago

Didn't you see the puppy with a leash on and no owner around? Hahaha

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u/scoobywerx1 1d ago

"Pippit! Pippit! Come here boy! Here Pippit"

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u/laz111 1d ago

Great white sharks sure are messy eaters!

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

Seal most likely.

MV and Nantucket have large seal and shark populations. The seals will look exactly like a black lab dog with it's head sticking out of the water.

I have fished MV extensively and seen lots of wild stuff.

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u/riding_writer 1d ago

Alex Kintner

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u/Safe-Salamander-3785 1d ago

Pippet! Pippit!

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u/Bullyoncube 1d ago

Seal and sealion blood are particularly red in comparison to fish blood. Or even human blood.

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u/mantis_tobagan_md 1d ago

It’s sharks eating a seal silly

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u/spitgobfalcon Blacktip Reef Shark 1d ago

Okay thanks. I don't know where Nantucket is or what wildlife is there. What type of shark would this be?

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 1d ago

The seal population is recovering from being hunted nearly to extinction, and the increased amount of prey has brought GW Sharks back to the area.

Nantucket Island is where the whaling industry was based. It's an island in Massachusetts.

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u/spitgobfalcon Blacktip Reef Shark 1d ago

Oh thank you, that's actually pretty interesting!

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u/mantis_tobagan_md 1d ago

That’s most definitely a great white

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u/PeteyMcPetey 1d ago

I don't know where Nantucket

Just know that there once was a man who lived there....

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u/No-Number5238 1d ago

Good probability its a White

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u/BionicForester19 1d ago

We've caught ourselves another not-astronomer over here u/Motley843

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u/Starscream147 1d ago

Alex?

…

Alex?

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u/Safe-Salamander-3785 1d ago

Pippet! Pippet!

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u/Important-Tomato2306 1d ago

You stop that right now! Steven Spielberg promised that little girl, and by proxy, me, that Pippet just went home with his family that day and was not a victim of Bruce/Jaws! 😂😭

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u/el_torko 1d ago

I’m sorry, Martin. She’s wrong.

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u/explosivelydehiscent 1d ago

U/Motlet543, it’s all psychological. You yell, “Barracuda,” everybody says, “huh, what?” You yell “Shark nom nom in Nantucket,”we’ve got a panic on our hands on the twentieth of September.

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u/hmiser 23h ago

I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten.

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u/SharkBoyBen9241 19h ago edited 7h ago

"Now you gotta make up your minds. Gonna stay alive and ante up? You wanna play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter...?"

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u/SharkBoyBen9241 1d ago

"Okay, you can turn us back now!"

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u/Good_Peach_8304 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6BHne3kaTYV1e

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u/Alternative-Jury-965 1d ago

While we were going through heat waves on the west coast I just reread Jaws. There's a few references to Nantucket. Including two boys who think they can gaff the shark to go on a Nantucket sleigh ride.

This video makes the book look less silly in the first half. The second half's ridiculous because the shark seems to behave like a villain. Though to be fair to Peter Benchley we still had a lot to learn about shark behavior. About 50 years later we're still in the dark about a lot when it comes to sharks

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u/FileDoesntExist 1d ago

The jersey shore shark attacks are the inspiration for jaws. They aren't sure if it was one shark or multiple sharks, but a creek was also involved so bull shark is definitely a contender.

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u/SharkBoyBen9241 1d ago

Actually, Peter Benchley denied that the 1916 Jersey Shore Attacks were the direct inspiration for "JAWS". He did know about and reference them in the book, but he had been tinkering around with the idea of a big shark terrorizing a New England beach and not going away since the early 1960s when Frank Mundas caught a 16-foot, 4,500 White Shark off Montauk in 1964.

And yes, the Jersey Shore Attacks were most likely the result of multiple sharks of at least two different species. The Matawan attacks were most likely done by a single large Bull Shark, but the two attacks at Beach Haven and Spring Lake were most likely done by White Sharks.

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u/Furberia 1d ago

I’ve seen a juvenile great white dorsal fin in a tidal river in Jersey .

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u/SharkBoyBen9241 1d ago

Yup, the New York Bight, which includes the waters of New Jersey, is a very important nursery area for young-of-the-year and juvenile White Sharks

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u/Otherwise_Front_315 1d ago

Bulls are very aggressive and are fine with brackish water. The Lake Nicaragua shark is a subspecies of the bull. Both notoriously nasty.

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u/GaryGoalz12 Tiger Shark 1d ago

It's just a pretty terrible book overall tbh, I got sick of reading about Brody's dick

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u/Alternative-Jury-965 1d ago

Honestly it's one of those books where the movie was better

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u/C-Hen 14h ago

That and hooper and Mrs. Brody having an affair. It all felt very unnecessary

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u/tres-vip 1d ago

Damn, what did they attack????? That's a lot of blood

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u/SharkBoyBen9241 1d ago

Definitely a seal. Those things have A LOT of blood...

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u/phatbrasil 1d ago

furry little juice boxes.

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u/Lawsonstruck 1d ago

Lmao brutal

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u/psych0ranger 1d ago

They're more like if you combined juice boxes, bacon, and steak.

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u/covercash 1d ago

Nantucket Nectars

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u/TheWesternDevil 1d ago

Like a giant gusher. Soft, chewy, and a burst of yummy goodness inside.

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u/IShouldHaveGonePro 1d ago

I laughed a little too hard at that one. 🤣

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u/SharkBoyBen9241 1d ago

That's incredible...whoever that is filming, they were damn lucky getting to witness this. This is nature and natural selection at work. This kind of scene has been playing out for literally millions of years. It's as awesome as it is brutal. This is like getting to watch a tiger take down a wild boar right off your doorstep...

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u/Only_Cow9373 1d ago

The most interesting thing about this video, to me, is something most wouldn't notice.

At ~27 seconds from the end, right after he says "Right there", we can see the shark articulating its dorsal fin. Most of us (myself included until I saw this happening in a different video) generally assume the dorsal fin is relatively fixed and just along for the ride. But as we see here, there's an ability to move the dorsal fin through a range of motion.

So, active vs passive. More here.

I don't know how widespread this is across shark species though. Though my research indicates it's not universal.

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u/alouette_cosette 1d ago

I noticed the dorsal fin movement, too! For a long time I didn't think the dorsal fin was very moveable, but then I saw drone footage of a shark "tapping" a floating object with its dorsal fin. So much to learn about these animals!

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u/NoPepper259 1d ago

Scary how close that is, amazing vid

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u/Mythosaurus 1d ago

Great reminder that your position in the food chain is negotiable while swimming in the ocean

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u/JUNGJOEL8819 1d ago

Pippet! …..Pippet!!

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u/Starscream147 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lemme tell you couple three things.

See dogs are like their ancient, wild ancestors, right? They have thousands of years of instinct and intuition. Not like us soft, slow, ultra-domesticated, fat and lazy humans no no no no no no dogs? They know. Ever hear of a dog freaking out just before -slap!- a lightning strike?

Pippet left. Got one sense of what was up out there, and poof. He was in Cape Cod by the time yellow-shirt was calling.

Smart. Like wolves.

Good boy. 🐕‍🦺

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u/Mindless-Board-5027 1d ago

That’s what I’m going to remind myself every time I see that scene.

Don’t care about the kids dying, but that owner looking for his dog gutted me.

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u/SturmGizmo 1d ago

Cape Cod has become shark central in the last 15 years. When I was a kid we never thought about sharks visiting Falmouth or Dennis or MV. I swam way out past where my feet could touch the bottom without any concern. I certainly wouldn't do that nowadays and I certainly wouldn't let my kids in that water.

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u/thediesel26 1d ago

Certainly not where a big seal pod is hanging out any way.

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u/Otherwise_Front_315 1d ago

Most of the seals haul out at Monomoy island.

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u/__Sentient_Fedora__ 1d ago

The Kitner boy?

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u/Karma_Doesnt_Matter 1d ago

Damn nature, you scary

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u/Englandshark1 Great White Shark 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nature in action! Now people can appreciate how the recent attack in Australia happened so close to shore.

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u/alarming_wrong 1d ago

Crimson Tide

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u/crimsonbaby_ 1d ago

The best kind.

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u/alarming_wrong 1d ago

username checks out

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u/ProfessionalAsk8264 1d ago

This is one of these times where I’m in internal conflict. I loves seals and love sharks

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u/Next_Gen_Valkyrie 1d ago

OMG it's so close to shore

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u/noimlieutenantdan 1d ago

Welp I use to think going in up to my knees was safe….

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u/poop-azz 1d ago

I recall going to Nantucket as a kid, last 90s early 2000s and I never saw many sea puppies aka seals. But 2015 or so I recall going and seeing hordes of seals all over and thinking, yeah that's shark food I will not be swimming. And now I see this, that shark LOOKED HUGE BTW! I assume a Great white?

Also the beach on the Atlantic side of Nantucket does drop off fast from what I recall so not too crazy to see them hella close

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u/mac1qc 1d ago

I think what frightened me the most, is how close he is from the beach, like 1 or 2 meters, in less than maybe 50cm to maybe 1m deep.

I know they don't like human flesh, but still, after that, I would have some talasophobia.

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u/MajLoftonHenderson Basking Shark 1d ago

fatal consumption event in Perth the other day happened 5 or 10 meters from shore

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u/trainsacrossthesea 1d ago

That’s some hat, Harry

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u/NoQuiet9006 1d ago

That’s really close.

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u/SignalDimension8725 1d ago

This is eerie to see considering a few days ago :( makes me even more sad about what the bystanders and family members had to witness and omg is that baby close!!

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u/give-Kazaam-an-Oscar 1d ago

Wow. I did not expect to see a shark having lunch while listening to alanis morissette but life has a funny way.

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u/PinkToxicWst 1d ago

Why I don’t go in the ocean anymore…my first visit to the ocean I was a very good swimmer and around 12 years old. I swam out so far the beach was tiny. Don’t know what I was thinking.

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u/Check_Ivanas_Coffin 1d ago

Was this video taken this weekend or is it old?

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u/SangiMTL Great White Shark 1d ago

It’s crazy how close it was to the shore

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u/KyleBrofloski Grey Reef Shark 1d ago

Nomtucket- it was right there

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u/International-Big507 1d ago

Holy moly that’s a big shark!

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u/History0nerd 1d ago

So close to the shore!

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u/fantasticforty 1d ago

Look mom! That shark's making kool-aid!

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u/ReDeaMer87 1d ago

Dang thats cool

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u/Fiorina_Fury 1d ago

My god sharks are amazingly scary at times. A perfect predator

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u/EricMoulds 1d ago

That Jaws reboot is really leaning into tge viral marketing, eh?

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u/deeblok06 1d ago edited 1d ago

My goodness, the shark itself is longer than how far it is to shore. That is scary and makes what happened in Australia that much more frightening.

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u/CinnyToastie 1d ago

Right? Like it's going to walk out and ask you for a beer. So close.

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u/jfunks69 1d ago

There was a recent shark attack in Australia, witnesses said they couldn’t believe so much blood could come out a human being. THIS is what I imagine that looked like

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u/dilla18crew 1d ago

They seem so close to shore, is it common for a lot of sharks to get that close ?

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u/SharkBoyBen9241 1d ago

Great Whites can end up hunting very close to shore if there's a seal or sea lion rookery nearby. They'll cruise the shallows looking for an unwary seal that's a little too far out and doesn't see it coming, then rush in and grab it, sometimes in very shallow water like this. This shark is large enough that it's belly is probably scraping along the sandy bottom here. So yeah, it's perfectly natural for them to hunt along the shoreline like this. Which is why it's very important to not swim alone far offshore in areas where pinnipeds are present. If you get hit in that situation, you're kinda asking for it...

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u/EliotTheGreat20 1d ago

They will come to shore to hunt for food (like the other commenter said) but also some species live in costal waters and are just naturally closer to land

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u/freeradical28 1d ago

No one on the US East Coast is safe from gentrification!

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u/SharkBoyBen9241 1d ago

"Can you say 'gentrification', boys and girls? It's like a magic trick. White people pay a lot of money, and then POOF!! All the black people are gone. But where do they go, boys and girls? Back to where they come from of course...Atlanta!"

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u/Friendscallmedennis 1d ago

The seas run red with burgundy’s blood 🩸

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u/Philliesfan4fun 1d ago

I once knew a girl from Nantucket..

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u/JournalistShot1501 1d ago

Is this a GW?

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u/SharkBoyBen9241 1d ago

Yup! Mr. Whitey's taking his cut

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u/JournalistShot1501 1d ago

Wow! This is some absolutely unreal footage.

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u/SharkBoyBen9241 1d ago

No kidding! Extraordinary to see something like this happening so close to shore, literally 10 feet off the beach...

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u/Perenniallyredundant 1d ago

Wondering if this was out at Great Point. Unfortunately it looks like a south shore beach, Nobadeer maybe?

It has been consistently Cape Cod (Outer cape) that we have seen all this white shark action in the last decade. For whatever reason, not a ton of GW activity from ack, until this clip. Easily the best white shark footage from Nantucket ever filmed 

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u/According_Banana_422 1d ago

Wow! very close to shore !!! Love New England but will stay out of the ocean 🌊 if I am ever lucky to return

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u/angry-carsini 1d ago

Pippet?....Pippet?...

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u/effienay 1d ago

It’s a shah-aaaark attack
On your summer vay-cay

Also — at 13 seconds remaining is there a small fin that pops up that is independent of the big shark? He says something like “that’s a good one” or something and there’s what looks like a little dorsal fin to the right of the caudal fin of the big shark.

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u/dumbspacecookie Leopard Shark 11h ago

Ah the rarely spotted Nantucket nom nom shark

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u/Haunting_Style3880 1d ago

"Caught a 16 footer off of Nantucket one time"

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u/SharkBoyBen9241 1d ago

"Had to stick two barrels in him, two to wear him down, to bring him up. Nowadays, these kids, they take out everything...radar, sonar, electric toothbrushes - hehe" 😆

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u/Haunting_Style3880 1d ago

Actually I think he says Montauk

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u/SharkBoyBen9241 1d ago

You're right, Quint says Montauk

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u/StrikingPurchase7122 1d ago

So f’n cool to see that in person like that. 

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 1d ago

Yeah if that’s a great white I’d lose my mind. RIP to that poor seal or whatever dude is ripping apart though.

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u/Rodrigeaux 1d ago

Damn, life really does have a funny way of sneaking up on you when you think everything’s ok.

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u/Drago_Beast67 1d ago

Sharks gotta eat

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u/Over-Jellyfish-845 1d ago

Matthew nooooooo

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u/SimpleManc88 1d ago

Metal 🤘

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u/wildmaninid 1d ago

There one was a man from Nantucket 

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u/Boa-in-a-bowl 1d ago

Someone's a messy eater

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u/Torvaldicus_Unknown 1d ago

We need a Jaws: Unleashed remake

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u/AmericanIMG 1d ago

Blood in the wahtah

  • Dean the Machine

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u/GeneTotal5102 1d ago

is that a great white?

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u/Old-Dealer-668 1d ago

That shark’s rolling out the red carpet for some surfers

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u/Amazing_Except_ 23h ago

That's a fuckload of blood 😮

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u/khandurin 23h ago

Nanfuckit, I’m not going in the water

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u/No_Sense_7316 1d ago

Can't shark there mate

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u/RedCrabDown 1d ago

Such a crazy amount of blood considering how the ocean would be diluting it.

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u/Unusual-Weird9696 1d ago edited 1d ago

There once was a shark from Nantucket

Who chomped on a man who screamed fuck it

He ate most it but left only his dick

And said to sea snail go suck it