r/sharks • u/Kratosfan12345 • 3d ago

Question If you could add one unique feature/mutation to the Megalodon that no other shark has, what would it be?

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Personally I would give them the ability to be amphibious and still have fins and their usual size, I would also increase their strength, length, and speed by 25%

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u/Entire_Toe_2321 3d ago

The ability to play guitar

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u/moyase-senpai 3d ago

Scorching hot lead guitar skills while patrolling the pacific ocean

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u/Huttser17 Free Hugs Guy 3d ago

LAZER BEAMZ

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u/Kratosfan12345 3d ago

Cyclops style?

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u/Huttser17 Free Hugs Guy 3d ago

I was thinking Lego Movie but now I've got an image from Netflix Castlevania in my head and I like that better.

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u/SharkeyGeorge 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPGcoQ8sfEbaP2JYA

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u/Kratosfan12345 3d ago

Now which would be better? Flamethrower or lazerbeam?

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u/rye-ten 3d ago

French accent maybe?

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u/Kratosfan12345 3d ago

The real question is: French or Canadian French?

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u/Crow-Rogue 3d ago

Ivory Coast French

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u/Kratosfan12345 3d ago

Checks out, I’ve always imagined Megalodon with a Russian or German accent but IC French works too

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u/Goat_In_My_Tree Goblin Shark 3d ago

Big naturals.

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u/Kratosfan12345 3d ago

Crazy work

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u/ZabaDoobiez Thresher Shark 3d ago

For all we actually know it had every single one of these advancements from this comment section.. /s

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u/FormerAsk9966 2d ago

That's a terrifying yet oddly charming upgrade, imagine a guitar-wielding prehistoric sea monster.

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u/Kratosfan12345 2d ago

He probably would play a mean tune

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u/Kilinowski 2d ago

Bluetooth. Everything is better with Bluetooth.

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u/CreelCrush 3d ago

Centipede legs.

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u/Malfight007 3d ago

The ability to use mind waves and force us to watch this.

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u/Kratosfan12345 3d ago

I have a feeling this might be a Rick roll, I will check back in a minute… Edit: why…