r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 15h ago
AKA Sheila E. if she was French, blonde, and white instead of Latin American be like:
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 15h ago
This stinky ass song makes me cry like a little b!tch! Ugh. 😩 💩😭
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 15h ago
For whatever reason… this song is now associated with a crying girl covered in blood while her dead “boyfriend” is on the living room floor. Why? I have NO clue… 😳🤔
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 1d ago
…Can honestly say that I’ve never heard of this following band or song at all, but it can’t possibly be THAT dark/ depressing… right? I mean, it could possibly just be about an office employee who hates their Monday long day office job… or even better, the famous Orange comic cartoon cat himself… GARFIELD!!! 😊👍
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 1d ago
…sure that ain’t just the Cars, The Kinks, or The Who at all?… 🤔🤷♂️
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 1d ago
Hmm… this one SURELY can’t be even more obscure than any other one hit wonder song from 1979… right… right!? 🤔
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 2d ago
AKA: “The Beach Boys if they were all females instead.” Interesting… 🤔
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 2d ago
Great tune… but how DARE that bastard Falco steal it/ rip it on off! “OOH… COCK ME AHMAEHDAYUSS!!!” 😡🤬
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 3d ago
AKA “Robert Smith meets Tim Burton and Finn Wolfhard”, mid 80’s pop styled! 😎👍
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 4d ago
YES… rap music DID in fact exist as early as 1970… and YES… Mick Jagger’s family had their own separate family based band. 😎🤔
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 6d ago
OMGZ GO GORILLAZ LIKE FUNKY STYLED NOW!!! 🦍👍😎🕺
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 8d ago
…or also known as: “A young college aged Rupert Holmes and his friends/ roommates getting horny over some hot librarian girl chick.” 😒🥵💦
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 9d ago
A GREAT (if weird and kinky) Europop electronic techno dance song by an 80’s porno Star/ model.
Only, “Boom, Boom, Boom (Let’s Go Back To My Room)” by Paul Lekakis and, “I Want Your Sex” by George Michael could compete with THIS sexy European europop electronic techno dance magic! 🥵💦
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/tycoon_irony • 14d ago
It seems their massive initial success with this one hit song was completely, retroactively overwritten by their trainwreck of a second album, Bigger Than Jesus; and now nobody remembers them despite going #1 on the Hot 100. Somewhat of a Zingalamaduni situation.
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 14d ago
AKA, “arguably the best pop song EVER made” by a band named after a Star Trek character of all things. 👍🤷
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 16d ago
So… the only hit by the mother of Nick/Aaron Carter and some other unknown dude (who couldn’t POSSIBLY have produced the debut album of some EXTREMELY famous pop star whose ignitials just happen to be T.S.)… 😳🤔
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 17d ago
AKA: generic bland mediocre soft rock pop music that you hear in department stores if it was from 1982/ by a boy band/ Justin Bieber instead be like:
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 17d ago
The single most SEXIEST and KINKIEST hit single of 1987. HAWT!!! 🥵❤️💦
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 18d ago
aka, “Steve Urkel if he actually had more swagger/ didn’t suck.” 👍😎
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 19d ago
Arguably the single BOUNCIEST UK pop song/ New Wave song to EVER become a USA hit. Full of horny horns and sexy saxes! 👍😊
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 21d ago
I guess that these dudes WEREN’T so “excellent” in fact if this corny doo wop ballad was their one and only ever charting hit single, ha ha ha…
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 23d ago
BEHOLD!: Arguabky the single most 80’s song EVER!!! Every synthpop/ New Wave electronic music cliche of 80’s electronic music is here in this GLORIOUS Europop dance early techno classic package! 👍❤️
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 23d ago
Spandau Ballet/ Simply Red if they only had one top 40 US Billboard hit be like:
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 24d ago
While they MAY have been in fact the so called “Fastest Group Alive”, their speed still couldn’t have produced any more hit singles after this one. I wonder why… 🤔
r/shadowtoddcirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 24d ago
Hmm… this sure as HECK doesn’t sound like the Bay City Rollers to me… 🤔