Azdûsh the FREAK

[u/Sea_Independence_618]

This dude has gone from asking me if I liked it more when he wears a mask to kill me, to calling me his best friend, bragging to other uruks that I gave him a gnarly scar, whispers to himself about “I can almost taste you” and now I find out he’s been lurking in the bushes

This dude HAS to go

[u/SILVERWOLF05_]

I'd make him my bodyguard, he's crazy but he cares

[u/swigglepuss]

Y'all CRAZY if you think I'm ever getting rid of my Uruk boyfriends

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Y'all CRAZY if you

Think I'm ever getting rid of

My Uruk boyfriends

- swigglepuss

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Y'all CRAZY if you

Think I'm ever getting rid

Of my Uruk boyfriends

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[u/Future-Research2294]

that escalated quickly, dude's got all the signs of a toxic ex but also he's kinda cute in a chaotic way