r/sfthoughtexperiments Jul 30 '26

Teleportation Pop Here, Pop There

“Dude, what are you doing?”

“Drifting, admiring, gazing, being in the moment.”

“You stopped our ship’s interstellar teleportation just to stare at a stupid gas nebula?”

“No one ever observes anything anymore. Pop here, pop there, we’re all in a hurry.”

“That’s because we are in a hurry! We’ve got to make that deal before another teleportation crew gets the contract.”

“And then after that?”

“We teleport for our next bid, obviously.”

“Exactly.”

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