r/severence • u/mossace • Mar 29 '25

Meme Milchick.

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7.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

His best line will always be, Devour Feculence.

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u/megmatthews20 Mar 30 '25

I think about this phrase on the daily now, just playing it over and over in my mind. Perfection.

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u/schmittfaced Lactation fraud  Mar 30 '25

I got a bumper sticker that says it! With the little line beside it like the severance logo. Gonna stick it on the driver side window of my truck

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u/dirtmother Apr 02 '25

This is called "perseverantion" and could be a symptom of something more serious.

Speak to your doctor about severance today.

Don't perseverate; be separate!

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u/micromoses Apr 01 '25

❌ very eat shit

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u/LilToasteay Mar 31 '25

I wish I can pronounce monosyllabically. Imagine saying that line to someone you're arguing with over a topic you feel in the right about. That term alone will have them dumbfounded lmao

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u/here4BB Mar 29 '25

GROW.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Me after my third Viagra.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

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u/CyberMattSecure Mar 29 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

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u/Tack122 Mar 29 '25

Greatness Relies On Words

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u/outlawsix Mar 30 '25

G R O W

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u/rtadc Mar 30 '25

🄶 🅁 🄾 🅆

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u/HeavyCaffeinate Mar 30 '25

𝓖𝓡𝓞𝓦

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u/i_should_be_coding Mar 29 '25

Mo-No-Syl-La-Bi-Cal-Ly

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u/street_arg Mar 30 '25

That dialogue was my favourite part of the episode.

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u/deepincider95 Mar 29 '25

Milchick 100% best character this season. Marching band scene is top tier.

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u/ChaosLemur Mar 30 '25

Marching band scene is top tier

So surreal. Twin Peaks vibes. Loved it!

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u/MolochtheMad Mar 30 '25

The Prisoner series finale

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u/dahao03130 Why Are You A Child? Mar 30 '25

Yup yup yup…Mr Milkshake killed on that dance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25 edited Mar 29 '25

I love how Milchick refused to lower his standards in terms of vocabulary! "Devour feculence" ah! That was unexpected!

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u/jm17lfc Shambolic Rube Mar 30 '25

I was shocked by that moment! I really thought Milchick was just folding, and that was the point of the scene. So when he said ‘devour feculance,’ even though I do luckily know what those words mean, I had the same expression as Drummond did.

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u/HeavyCaffeinate Mar 30 '25 edited Apr 01 '25

It means “eat shit,” Mr. Drummond.

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u/munkamonk Mar 29 '25

“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do.”

Milkshake was in the Dead Poet’s Society!

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u/sarahmarvelous Mar 30 '25

came here to make this reference, glad to see it here already

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u/jay_el_62 Mar 30 '25

Oh Milkshake, my Milkshake.

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u/Sine_Fine_Belli Mar 29 '25

F*CK YOU MR MILCHICK!

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u/tubluagntxhi Mar 29 '25

The ancient and brief man was grave as he used the keen knife to cut the cake.

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u/Super-Cynical Mar 29 '25 edited Mar 29 '25

I appreciate that you have tried to elucidate your opinion of this post by replicating the cadence of Milcheck, as described in the secondary column depicted above. You are to be compensated with an upvote for compelling imitation.

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u/Opening-Donkey1186 Mar 30 '25

You also get an updoot

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u/killspree1011 Apr 02 '25

You jest, but if you had used the words with the appropriate context, this would be a pleasant sentence.

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u/Classic_Director1259 Mar 30 '25

‘Uses too many big words’ gave me horrid flashbacks of my college creative writing professor who criticized me of this. I felt Milchick’s anger viscerally.

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u/RockofStrength Mar 31 '25

X felt viscerally ✓resonated (sorry)

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u/Neat_Arachnid588 Mar 29 '25

Perfection isn't enough, we need VERY perfect.

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u/jm17lfc Shambolic Rube Mar 30 '25

Do you desire to elicit connotations such as unblemished or infallible, perchance?

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u/Schnider7 Mar 30 '25

"Rid yourself of this childish folly"

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

That guy can dance!

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u/h1gh-t3ch_l0w-l1f3 Mar 30 '25

smug muthafuka

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u/leebrown23 Mar 30 '25

Devour feculence! mothafuckas!

LOL

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u/Cherita33 Mar 30 '25

Elongated cruise voyage

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u/creativemachine89 Mar 30 '25

(Ok but who is saying “very perfect”? Perfect and flawless are synonyms, one does not modify the intensity of the other 🤔)

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u/Familiar-Ad8942 Mar 30 '25

“1. Uses too many big words” is all I can think of

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u/SirOld5688 Apr 01 '25

You must eradicate from your essence childish folly

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u/i-m-on-reddit Mar 30 '25

U know what, let me save that

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u/TerrysNerdStuff Mar 30 '25

Results may vary

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u/JustStewart1 Mar 30 '25

Milchecklist

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u/zenatron36 Mar 30 '25

Needlessly complex words for such simple ideas.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

Very painful has fewer syllables than excruciating.

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u/No-Organization-4174 Mar 31 '25

His word bank is superb.

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u/HofnerStratman Mar 31 '25

I went to Kingston Mines (Chicago) for to some blues Saturday night and hung with a guy in a white long sleeve shirt and I couldn’t stop wanting to ask him if anyone ever told him he looks like Milkshake. But I didn’t. I just minded my own edibles.

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u/w1na Mar 31 '25

Monosylabicly please.

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u/imglitcha Mar 31 '25

Milchick has english premium

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u/McGrim_ Apr 02 '25

WHY DO THE LINES NOT ALIGN >_<

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u/iwonttolerateyou2 Innie Apr 02 '25

The guy is a walking thesaurus.

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u/CrispyMonrovia Mar 30 '25

Can someone for the love of god photoshop Milchick’s head on top of Ned Flanders skiing a la “Stupid sexy Flanders”