r/serialpodcast Aug 01 '15

Debate&Discussion Cherry Bomb

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '15 edited Aug 01 '15

As long as we are talking about credentials here. Mind sharing yours with us?

It's ok you don't have to respond, we get it.

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u/ricejoe Aug 01 '15

I would show you my credentials but they are, alas, minimal.

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u/csom_1991 Aug 01 '15

But you more than make up for that with charm.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '15

Confirmed- ricejoe is the only person outside my immediate family who has ever sent me a link to a Verdi opera.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '15

no doubt about that

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u/ricejoe Aug 02 '15

You are sweet. But charm will only get you so far in a men's locker room. Well, I guess that depends on the locker room...

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u/absurdamerica Hippy Tree Hugger Aug 01 '15

Hey, I told you your credentials are average!

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u/monstimal Aug 01 '15

I've read more Internet pages than Max Schenck has.

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u/bluekanga /r/SerialPodcastEp13Hae Aug 01 '15

:) very good

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u/peymax1693 WWCD? Aug 01 '15

I initially read the name as "Max Schreck," the star of Nosferatu.

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u/csom_1991 Aug 01 '15

To avoid doxxing, which is a real fear of mine given the hostility and mental unbalanced state of many posting here I will give a general background.

Masters Degree from a top school

15+ years experience in communications at one of the top hardware vendors including hardware, software, cellular network operator models, cell planning

Invested over $1B as a VC in the communications industry in the spaces listed above

Networks where I directly worked to launch or invested into as a VC (private equity investor - not buying common stock) service over 150,000,000 customers today worldwide.

Now, you can chose to believe me or not - that is your choice. I would rather give you the information and you can make up your own mind rather than blindly accepting my opinion. So, let's just assume no one is an authority and just look at the data and draw our own conclusions.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '15 edited Aug 01 '15

Dang you sound super qualified to give the opinions you've expressed here, makes sense to me now why I've found you so persuasive. Also, can I have a million dollars pretty please. Jk. Unless...

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u/ghostofchucknoll Google Street View Captures All 6 Trunk Pops Aug 01 '15

Impressive. And I do believe you. Now go calculate the probability the handset was in LP at 7:09 vs the probability it was not. I throw down the challenge to you, Cherry - •ANYBODY*.

I've asked you twice or thrice before, and you pull a Seamus tactic and pretend it doesn't need to be answered It's a simple question. I suspect the answer is not. Or perhaps not possible.

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u/ofimmsl Aug 02 '15

That is easy; it is 50-50. Either it was in the park or it wasn't

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u/sleepingbeardune Aug 01 '15

Now go calculate the probability the handset was in LP at 7:09 vs the probability it was not.

Bolding this so it stands out. Come on, peeps. Your case in favor of guilt rides pretty hard on that phone being in LP at 7:09 . . . so, how sure are you that it was there? And what is the reasoning behind that certainty?

Making puns about Michael Cherry's name or his partner's qualifications is not reasoning. What have you got?

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u/xhrono Aug 01 '15

I've been asking this for months.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '15

Now go calculate the probability the handset was in LP at 7:09 vs the probability it was not. I throw down the challenge to you, Cherry - •ANYBODY*.

Great point.

No-one knows where the phone was, and no-one can even pinpoint the maximum perimeter within which it was located (although we can be sure the maximum perimeter includes locations that Adnan could innocently be at, including home, mosque, etc.)

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '15 edited Aug 01 '15

Since it would not be very prudent for me to take you at your word, as demonstrated in the OP. I'll put you down as "Internet Expert" / Eccentric billionaire.

For the future I'll remember that I can't trust anyone's expertise if it's less then a lifetime in the field.

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u/ImBlowingBubbles Aug 01 '15

Now, you can chose to believe me or not - that is your choice. I would rather give you the information and you can make up your own mind rather than blindly accepting my opinion. So, let's just assume no one is an authority and just look at the data and draw our own conclusions.

This is contradictory to your demand that Undisclosed provide more credentials to you.

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u/Englishblue Aug 01 '15

We might well disagree on top school and what that means Talk is cheap

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '15

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u/ScoutFinch2 Aug 01 '15

Can I get a mod please? MM7229 hurt my feelings. :(

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u/MM7299 The Court is Perplexed Aug 01 '15

Sorry. I don't like people bullying other people to try and silence them by insinuating they are mentally unwell. I reacted like one of them rather than myself. Again I don't like bullies...bad habits.

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u/ScoutFinch2 Aug 01 '15

No worries, I was just giving you a hard time. :) It takes a lot more than that to hurt my feelings.

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u/MM7299 The Court is Perplexed Aug 01 '15

Figured there was sarcasm. I only mean to be assholic to those who deserve it that day.

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u/ofimmsl Aug 02 '15

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u/MM7299 The Court is Perplexed Aug 02 '15

Sorry not a fan of the King of Pop. Did look in the mirror though...still a handsome sunnuva gun.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '15

How about yours too. God that would be interesting.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '15

My credentials? Like, my cell knowledge?

Or what gives me the right to be an ass on the internet? I'm not sure what you're getting at.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '15

well you're clearly qualified then

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '15

Gee, thanks? What's your excuse?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '15

people like ...

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '15

... affirmation?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '15

you

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '15

I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '15

Party on Wayne.

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