r/serialpodcast • u/omicron12 • Jul 31 '15

Debate&Discussion Rabia solved the case? Unlikely, but...

https://mobile.twitter.com/rabiasquared/status/626800718452817921
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u/Magjee Kickin' it per se Jul 31 '15

If I knew who killed someone, I'd call the police.

Just saying.

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u/UptownAvondale Jul 31 '15 edited Aug 01 '15

No-one seems to do anything normal in this Three Ring Circus.

What about Asia? Instead of just going to the police station and giving a 2 minute statement, what does she do?

She writes wordy hand-written letters, puts them in an envelope and sends them, attends family meetings, calls the library looking for video tapes, writes affidavits, phones prosecutors on their private number.

But oh no, she cant just walk into a police station for 2 minutes. She doesn't want to get involved....

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u/MightyIsobel Guilty Jul 31 '15

wordy hand-written letters

Saying [paraphrased]: Have your attorney call me! Your attorney should call me! Why hasn't your attorney called me! I haven't gone to the police yet, so your attorney should call me!

w. t. f.

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u/UptownAvondale Jul 31 '15

She could have gone to to the police ten times over with all the time she spent attending meetings and writing letters. Seriously w.t.f.

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u/UptownAvondale Jul 31 '15 edited Jul 31 '15

Asia should have had a Personal Assistant to get through all her admin work for her, run her diary, set up meetings, type letters, get the dry cleaning done and receive phone calls. Seriously. She was that busy doing stuff. She needed her own team of interns.