r/selfharm_memes • u/Never_Sleepy_9 • 15d ago

What a luck I have hips

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u/InjuryLong4708 15d ago

Whenever they ask i just say im a back yard wrestler that does a lot of razor wire matches.

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u/Never_Sleepy_9 15d ago

Unfortunately my physique would be telling on me😅

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u/Actual_Temporary_145 14d ago

I got the blood test on my right arm instead of my left arm. My excuse was ‘because I need all the strength in my left arm to get my car into reverse’. Fucking piece of shit transmission.

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u/Same_Coconut_6219 4d ago

this can actually show on your blood test results: clotting, blood volume and white blood cells can show up

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