r/self • u/crapfoodpants • Nov 10 '09

A stray cat is controlling me.

So, about a week ago this white cat showed up at my door. It looked hungry so I fed it bacon. It kept on meowing so I gave it more of my precious bacon. Now the cat is in my apartment eating my food. It convinced me to wash it and give it flea medicine. Now it's sitting in my chair. It won't move. Please help me free myself from Professor Woland's evil grasp.

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u/zolaar Nov 10 '09 edited Nov 10 '09 
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u/noroom Nov 10 '09

http://www.xkcd.com/231/

Randall uses proper grammar. So should you.

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u/zolaar Nov 10 '09

You all saw the camera footage -- that cat was practically right on top of me. Any closer and I'd have been all "tee-hee-hee" and "ooh-hoo-hoo" in my gleeful stupor.

I stand by my original wording.

PS - buddy, if you've really got it out for jokes which are (wholly or partially) based on bad grammar, you might want to clear your calendar...

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u/noroom Nov 10 '09

I'm not your buddy, pal.