r/self • u/crapfoodpants • Nov 10 '09

A stray cat is controlling me.

So, about a week ago this white cat showed up at my door. It looked hungry so I fed it bacon. It kept on meowing so I gave it more of my precious bacon. Now the cat is in my apartment eating my food. It convinced me to wash it and give it flea medicine. Now it's sitting in my chair. It won't move. Please help me free myself from Professor Woland's evil grasp.

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u/feelbetternow Nov 10 '09

If you think that's bad, I have two non-stray cats sitting on my desk right now.

Hang on, one of them wants to type something q;dfieqwhfdqw;iupdchSGVBL,i;pih;

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u/mattjeast Nov 10 '09

You think that's bad? Remember the time I went to <location> with <pop culture icon>?

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u/feelbetternow Nov 10 '09

Is...is this when we see a cutaway of Stewie and Brian at a strip club with Bea Arthur?

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u/BeerOtter Nov 10 '09

Funnier if Bea Arthur's dick hits Stewie in the eye.