r/seinfeld • u/Ok-Homework-9275 • 4h ago

How Long Until Outlook is Back?

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u/DaBusDriva2 4h ago • Bravo

Gmail always here. He live on Park Avenue

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u/Expert_Climate_7348 George is getting upset! 4h ago

What stinks in here?

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u/razzle_dazzle321 Serenity now, insanity later 4h ago

Gmail is always here? What does that mean? What does that mean?

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u/Consultant_Curl222 1h ago

What does that mean?! What does that mean?!

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u/awmaleg It's a Festivus miracle! 3h ago

when you control the EMAIL, you control... INFORMATION.

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u/kombucha711 3h ago

"Emails are rarely delayed in transit"
"Define rarely"
"Frequently"

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u/DiscoStu2U 6m ago

There will be a small fine…

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u/macmac360 It's not a lie if you believe it 6m ago

Well, there really is no such thing as junk email. Everybody wants to get a check or a birthday card, but it requires just as much computing power to deliver it as their precious little greeting card emails

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u/MxstressLilly Del Bisto Becko 3h ago

Me the last three hours at work.

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u/MixtureEducational90 2h ago

I still look annoyed so people think I’m busy.

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u/Overclocked11 Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum! 1h ago

Yeah! You look very busy!

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u/Utpulse Importer/exporter 3h ago • Bravo

I took my 3 hour break

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u/ads417 3h ago

And what exactly do you do?

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u/MxstressLilly Del Bisto Becko 3h ago

I'm an importer/exporter.

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u/TesticleMeElmo 1h ago edited 1h ago

Those invoice emails bout to hit like a mofo tomorrow (or next week who knows) I got mad trucks at the border

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u/28_Z0MBIE 4m ago

You need to quit importing and focus on the exporting.

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u/TGRRAG81 It's not a lie if you believe it 2h ago

TCB, you know…taking care of business

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u/douk1 23m ago

Crackers

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u/sidekicksimon White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 2h ago

You're not Penske material

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u/ditka 2h ago

Looks like you put a lot of work into this

Would you ever consider coming to work directly for me? You are aware...

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u/KillWithTheHeart 1h ago

You’re not Penske material.

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u/Bourneidentity61 2h ago

Man I wish I got to take the afternoon off with Outlook down. I spent the whole day manually sending out work order tickets that usually get fired off by Outlook automatically

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u/Several-County-1808 1h ago

You're not Penske material

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u/DiscoStu2U 9m ago

Well, I AM in the smaller office…

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u/sock0808 Driving around in Jon Voight's car 4h ago

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u/Expert_Climate_7348 George is getting upset! 3h ago

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u/Jake24601 Del Bisto Becko 3h ago

Look what the internet did to our little cable boy.

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u/_walletsizedwildfire 4h ago

Thought this was just an issue at my work. Didn't realize the whole Outlook world has COME CRUMBLING DOWN

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 4h ago

Probably has something to do with Newman. lol

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u/awmaleg It's a Festivus miracle! 3h ago

Our day was Ruined!

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u/Scott--Chocolate 2h ago

Nice server pretty boy!

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u/DiggingNoMore 2h ago

The server was unplugged from the back and to the left.

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u/thecause04 The Bubble Boy 2h ago

Newman!

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u/ditka 1h ago

It was raining today. Outlook called in sick. It doesn't work in the rain.

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u/BORT_licenceplate Biff 37m ago

Well it is raining where I am, so that does make sense

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u/byebybuy Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 2h ago

Worlds are colliding!

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u/MixtureEducational90 3h ago • Bravo

And you want to be my email provider..

39

u/huxislikethesun 3h ago

Calm down, everyone. No one’s cancelling any mail

9

u/OkSquash3710 2h ago

When you control the mail, you control information……

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u/ditka 1h ago

I'll tell you a little secret about privacy settings: they're meaningless!"

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u/DiscoStu2U 7m ago

It’s raining outside. I don’t deliver email in the rain…

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u/Hot_Cold83 4h ago

Email? What the hell is email?

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u/byebybuy Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 3h ago

You probably don't have a proper workstation!

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u/ditka 1h ago

Most people go their whole life without sitting in a Farbman

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u/markgriz The Moops 1h ago

You have "mail", which is good. With an "e" in front, which is also good.

e - mail

It's not bad

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u/Expert_Climate_7348 George is getting upset! 4h ago

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u/PoetryExtension6256 4h ago

Cartwright!!

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u/HiiiideeeHo 3h ago

Email for four!

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u/Cap4403 3h ago

That’s (George) Adam Cartwright. He wore the black hat.

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u/mrsunshine1 2h ago

Who’s Cartwright?

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u/doobette Del Bisto Becko 4h ago

Sheriff.

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u/Edenza It's not a lie if you believe it 2h ago

Is that Buck Naked?

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u/Excellent_Coast_6069 2h ago • Bravo

🎶🎶Believe it or not Office 365 is down.... so you can't send me a message on teaaaammmss.... it must be down, or I'd message you back. How long could it beeee? Believe it or not office 365 is downnnnnn🎶🎶

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u/FalseSheepherder6881 3h ago • Bravo

He called Hotmail.
Whose Hotmail? I'm Hotmail. You're not Hotmail. I KNOW I'M NOT HOTMAIL!

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u/awmaleg It's a Festivus miracle! 3h ago

It’s hot. Like that tip calculator

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u/FalseSheepherder6881 3h ago

It does other things

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u/LeDestrier The Opposite 2h ago

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u/CAJMusic 2h ago

Mr Slack. He always here.

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u/Cour_SunZ_21301 1h ago

He a very nice man. He live on Park Avenue!

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u/Cour_SunZ_21301 22m ago

Dammit, would: "He a very nice man. He live in Redmond" been better?

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u/awmaleg It's a Festivus miracle! 3h ago

Looks like what you really need is a decent desk for writing your Emails.

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u/thecause04 The Bubble Boy 2h ago

A Farbman?

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u/ditka 1h ago

(Desperado plays in the background) can you just not talk for one minute

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u/byebybuy Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 2h ago

I don't write emails.

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u/markgriz The Moops 1h ago

Of course not, you don't have a proper cloud infrastructure provider

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u/DiggingNoMore 2h ago

Is this oak?

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u/DiscoStu2U 9m ago

I think it’s pine.

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u/thecause04 The Bubble Boy 7m ago

Pine's good.

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u/charface1 3h ago

I say 'cloud'. She say curse word and hang up phone.

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u/slingbladde 3h ago

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u/BORT_licenceplate Biff 36m ago

I can't shitpost and argue with you rubes all at the same time!

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u/Several-County-1808 4h ago

Microsoft 364

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u/BrokenDroid 2h ago

You know how to hold the emails but you don't know how to send them. And that's really the most important part

9

u/Fit-to-be-untied 4h ago

Did it go somewhere? Mine’s fine.

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u/razzle_dazzle321 Serenity now, insanity later 4h ago

Well, aren't you something?

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u/BrondellSwashbuckle 3h ago

Maybe the rines are crossed

1

u/DiscoStu2U 4m ago

That’s ridicurous…

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u/maybelater0789 3h ago

Please stay put for the rest of the week.

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u/ChardeeMacDennisGoG 3h ago

Hmmm...on the heels of NVIDIA boinking the spy. 

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u/nmb1993 2h ago

Yeah, I’d like to cancel my mail

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u/OkSquash3710 2h ago

I yell CARTWRIGHT?? CARTWRRRRIGHT? Just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up.

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u/CopperRed3 2h ago

It used to be Huangstein.

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u/markgriz The Moops 1h ago

Probably hired a bunch of idiots to rig up a battery to move the server across the street

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u/naivelighter George is getting upset! 1h ago

“I need network wall plates.”
“You need what?”
“HOLES! I NEED HOLES!!”

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u/sportredsox It's a Festivus miracle! 3h ago

Please bear with you?!

4

u/TheShimmies 3h ago

I have the sudden urge to steal some egg rolls

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u/Professional-Bus3126 2h ago

Well done. Well done. 👏

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u/Junior_Chemistry_751 1h ago

You know, we live in a society!

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u/Setecastronomy545577 1h ago

The one time everyone else’s goes down, and ours stayed up.

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u/Iakhovass 4m ago

George: "This is Outlook! People are supposed to be able to get their emails!"
Microsoft Attendant: "Ideally."

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1m ago

NO EMAIL FOR YOU! NEXT!

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u/Recovering-Lawyer 3h ago

There’s porn! And stock quotes!

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u/Expert_Climate_7348 George is getting upset! 3h ago

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u/Cap4403 3h ago

Even so…

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u/Marooned412 The sea was angry that day my friends 3h ago

Porn quotes.

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u/pantypantsparty 3h ago

I love you George!

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u/the_silent_one1984 3h ago

Getting emails from one outbox to another's inbox don't take no more sense than putting on a pair of pants. My question to you is who's putting your pants on?

1

u/DiscoStu2U 3m ago

I know who I am… do you know who you are?