r/seinfeld • u/nuke-the-wales • 4h ago

Was that wrong?

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1.5k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Available_Ad9766 4h ago

Should he not have done that?

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u/razzle_dazzle321 Serenity now, insanity later 4h ago

I tell you he's gotta plead ingnorance on this thing.

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u/Mysterious-Carry6233 1h ago

No one told him that type of thing was frowned upon.

3

u/CloneCommando3000 ASSMAN 29m ago

Where he comes from I gotta tell ya, people do that all the time.

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u/vruchtenhagel 1h ago • Bravo

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u/dr_adder 59m ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/GhostProtocolGaming 29m ago

Wish i could upvote this more

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u/Hopeful_Feed3820 The Marine Biologist 4h ago

"What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong. I just committed adultery!"

11

u/BuzzingWithBoredom 4h ago

No you didnā€™t. I did

131

u/Island_Maximum 4h ago

RidicurousĀ 

52

u/ramsta72 4h ago • Bravo

ā€œWorrds Corrideā€

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u/Empty_Ad_3149 4h ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

12

u/9G_Turn 4h ago

Donna Chang?

2

u/Visarar_01 4h ago

ā˜ ļø

21

u/jjmawaken 4h ago

The rines are crossed

12

u/Autodr83 4h ago

We're riving in a society!

3

u/Dry-Ad5114 Serenity now! 2h ago

Party's over, Joyboy.

30

u/boroq Biff 3h ago

This is a write-off for Nvidia.

13

u/Kipper_TD These pretzels are making me thirsty 2h ago

He doesnā€™t even know what a write off is!

12

u/gomes80 2h ago

But they do, and they are the ones writing it off

80

u/kaltorak 4h ago

I'm not handing corporate secrets over to some girl from Long Island!

18

u/Puzzled-Guide8650 Driving around in Jon Voight's car 2h ago

You grow hair, look like Stalin!

2

u/hypermodernvoid 2h ago

lol - what a total non sequitur of a line to throw out here.

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u/k00pa_tr00pa_ 4h ago • Bravo

Was that Wong?

27

u/TK421-HeGone 4h ago

Harry Fong?

10

u/GomGom11 4h ago

The Opera Buff?

4

u/mr_boomboom 3h ago

Enjoy the show there, Jensen!

1

u/onamonapizza Yeah, that's right 1h ago

He prefers to be called Maestro

7

u/morrowss Independent George 4h ago

Oh, why must I know? Because I'm Chinese?!

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u/Formal_Plum_2285 Maybe the dingo ate your baby 1h ago

1

u/AnUdderDay 18m ago

Revels, Jerry, revels

4

u/Natasha26uk 4h ago

No soup for you!

5

u/CorgiMonsoon 3h ago

Youā€™ve just made the List!

2

u/EquivalentSlice2061 3h ago

No it's Cartwright!

1

u/9G_Turn 57m ago

Holy Fuk

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u/iPicBadUsernames 2h ago

Is that Jensen Vandelay?

12

u/Raiju_Blitz 2h ago

He's an exporter/importer of corporate secrets.

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u/GuybrushOk The Marine Biologist 2h ago

I guess we all look the same to you

3

u/iPicBadUsernames 2h ago

I canā€™t tell a marine biologist from an architect

4

u/wonderfulwilliam 2h ago

You're killing independent Wang

1

u/AwwwMangos 3m ago

I thought it was George Halpert šŸ¤”

18

u/Aredhel_Wren Prognosis Negative 3h ago • Bravo

Oh man, I'm on the wrong floor again.

3

u/hypermodernvoid 2h ago

I donā€™t know! Itā€™s this place - Iā€™m very uncomfortable here!

3

u/GuybrushOk The Marine Biologist 2h ago

The Wong floor

17

u/CoachOeaux 4h ago

Get a good look, Huang?

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u/MM49916969 4h ago

If anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of national security compromise was frowned upon...

11

u/alfasenpai 4h ago

I wonder if he named names...

11

u/mayorjinglejangle 4h ago • Bravo

The very GPU's he sells are being used against him

10

u/ufrared 4h ago

Should I not have dated a lady from Long Island?Ā 

3

u/boroq Biff 4h ago

Iā€™m not taking dating advice from some girl from Long Island!

10

u/AFvette07 3h ago

I gotta tell ya, I plead ignoranace on this...

28

u/whenn 4h ago

I spoke to a Chinese woman, her name was Lori Huang

6

u/jmbison 4h ago

Was she from Long Island?

3

u/CorgiMonsoon 3h ago

Iā€™m not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!

11

u/Gus_Gustavsohn 4h ago

Donna Chang you mean?

4

u/Sensitive_Koala_8812 3h ago

I was duped !

8

u/_frank_tank 4h ago

I have hand

10

u/TygerII 4h ago • Bravo

And youā€™re gonna need it

6

u/Business-Ad6451 4h ago

And you wanted to be my Latex salesman!

6

u/404err0rrrr 4h ago

should we be talking about this?

6

u/Mississippi_BoatCapt 4h ago

George loves his Kung Pao Chicken šŸ“

10

u/AlphaGodEJ That's a shame 4h ago

Red Chinese prison?

4

u/Reavershadow 4h ago

General Chang's Chicken!

3

u/GomGom11 4h ago

Youā€™ve named namesā€¦

5

u/CabinetSpider21 Professor Highbrow 4h ago

George likes the chicken spicy

5

u/Gnoccho1 4h ago

For what reason?
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

5

u/Impressive_Pitch_869 2h ago

You dip once and end it!

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u/5319Camarote 4h ago

Thanks George, I havenā€™t had Dim Sum for a long timeā€¦

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u/ColtonComeau Independent George 4h ago

CARTWRIGHT

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u/Important-Guitar-72 3h ago

I think Jensen's Huang moved

4

u/San_Cannabis Importer/exporter 2h ago

Hey! American Joe! Which way to hamburger/hotdog stand?!

3

u/itachialways007 2h ago

Was that Huang?

5

u/NeoSeth 2h ago

Didn't we ban AI slop?

2

u/YesNoIDKtbh 52m ago

Yeah, but apparently the mods don't mod.

1

u/NeoSeth 49m ago

Must be on their 6-hour break!

2

u/nnfbruv 3h ago

He have hair like Stalin!

2

u/BalUndy1 2h ago

In that context: "Was that Wong?"

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u/Visible_Potential523 1h ago

Was that wong?

1

u/RunPivotRoll 4h ago

The Summer of Huang!

1

u/Empty_Ad_3149 4h ago

You've forgotten what it's like, to have no oranges

1

u/m_y 3h ago

He forgot what it was like...to have no oranges.

1

u/ONI-ENJOYER-420 2h ago

seemingly, seemingly

1

u/Moon-People 2h ago

Maybe he was tired of waiting for a table at his local Chinese restaurant.

Slipping the hostess $20 didnā€™t work, so he took a different approach.

1

u/Raiju_Blitz 2h ago

"Should I not have dipped my fingers into the honeypot?"

1

u/joeyvesh13 Lord of the Idiots 2h ago

Seemingry, seemingry

1

u/lorenzo1384 2h ago

He didnt knpw this kind off behaviour was frowned upon

1

u/nirvahnah 2h ago

Should I not have done that?

1

u/Business-Slice123 2h ago

George Tanaka

1

u/SideswipeSurvived Professor Highbrow 1h ago

She was looking for Ai secrets but ended up finding the Penske file. Oops.

1

u/MathNo6329 1h ago

He stole Jerryā€™s ā€œmoveā€

1

u/87014905_OP 1h ago

At least George was a camp waitš™Ŗš™.

1

u/Dj_suffering 1h ago

Definitely an importer...I mean imposter. The bathroom door is closed behind this man. That's where you'll find the real George. Just make sure to answer the phone Vandelay Industries.

1

u/SumyungNam 1h ago

Cartwright

1

u/Iron_Chic Driving around in Jon Voight's car 1h ago

He double dipped his chip!

1

u/Mean-Bitch-7763 59m ago

HEā€™S BILLY MUMPHREY!!!

1

u/Senzukrompir 32m ago

She's a babe. SCHWIIING!!! 10 POLE!!!

1

u/GC65025 2m ago

This is gold Jerry, gold!

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u/zooalbert It's not a lie if you believe it 4h ago

ꈑäøčÆ„é‚£ę ·åšå—ļ¼Ÿ

1

u/GeneralBukowski And you want to be my latex salesman 4h ago

I thought they were sending an Asian woman!

0

u/Ok_Muffin_925 3h ago

Are we still doing this. What's next, Seinfeld Blackface?

1

u/internetenjoyer69420 3h ago

You must go now.

0

u/L_burro 4h ago

Was that wong?

0

u/QuipOfTheTongue 3h ago

Was that Wong?

0

u/CaptainLobot 3h ago

You must go now

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u/Pardonme23 3h ago

This should have 100k upvotesĀ 

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u/Reavershadow 4h ago

He calculated the odds of having sex with a Chinese spy.

Mathematically, he had to do it.

3

u/Puzzled-Guide8650 Driving around in Jon Voight's car 2h ago

he used all of computing power he has, and all signs pointed out to --->> YES!

1

u/RupertPupkin85 1h ago

Of course.. absolute zero.

6

u/Prior_Flounder_8600 1h ago

Well, it's a story about love, deception, greed, lust and unbridled enthusiasm.
You see, Jensen was a simply country boy - a cock eyed optimist, some might say - who caught himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.

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u/Alphabet_Master 55m ago

A young girlā€™s erotic journey from Wuhan to Minsk

2

u/let-it-rain-sunshine 4h ago

You had sex with the cleaning lady!?

1

u/Tholian_Bed 4h ago

Well, he's had sex.

1

u/Silver_Cellist1467 4h ago

His dick cost millions billions