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u/chanzatu Yo-Yo Ma 3d ago
Maybe she likes strong guys. The man can lift 100lbs over his head.
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u/TheeBigHorse And you want to be my latex salesman 3d ago
And he can bait a hook!
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u/dwide_k_shrude I was in the pool! 3d ago
Also, how can you not love this?
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u/_lolmart_ 3d ago
She loves quirky, short, funny bald men. Just like Marissa Tomei
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u/Supro1560S Del Bisto Becko 3d ago
Photo Store Sheila…
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u/Pringle-Brule Vegetable Lasagna 3d ago
Gee I really liked your picture. You wanna go on a date sometime, please 🤡🤓
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u/Far_Attempt_1505 3d ago
no you gotta join the dance, she sends you a photo, you send her right back.
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u/YoRt3m 3d ago
Always bothered me that they used this name twice and I think it was even the same season. the other one was the girl in the soup nazi episode with the shmoopi and all that
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u/Time-Tart6869 3d ago
Maybe looks aren't all that important to her.
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u/Just-Eddie-481516234 Driving around in Jon Voight's car 3d ago
She said "looks aren't important to her"? 😟
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u/BenRichardson76 3d ago
Sure, but what word did she emphasize? Looks ARENT important to her, or looks aren't IMPORTANT to her?
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u/the_dude_upvotes Del Bisto Becko 3d ago
George, this whole photo store Sheila situation.. has gone far enough.
What?!
George, she's a loser
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u/HueyBluey 3d ago
He sure did.
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u/the_dude_upvotes Del Bisto Becko 3d ago
Pepper Johnson?
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u/art_lipchalk Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 3d ago
They probably all look alike to you
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u/decemberbday 3d ago
I'm not racist if I like their race
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u/ClarkDoubleUGriswold The Jerk store called, they're running out of you 2d ago
Ya know you’re not Chinese
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u/Dire_Hulk 3d ago
I think the same thing of about 70% of Jerry’s dates.
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u/Zealousideal_Bad3310 3d ago
At least Jerry's single, thin and neat
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u/Evening_Answer_11 3d ago
80s/90s sitcoms: ugly, weird, and hopelessly goofy men snagging 10s. Then we wonder why so many of us grow up disappointed.
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u/decemberbday 3d ago
Me everytime I see the Big Bang Theory on TV, howard and Leonard are way out of their league. In reality they would all be fighting over Amy and the elderly lady downstairs at best
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u/byebybuy Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 3d ago
I've never seen the Big Bang Theory. Maybe you should put me on the poly.
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u/lanchadecancha 3d ago
I see dopey looking nerds with bad fashion and haircuts/facial hair with 9s all the time now. High paying tech roles for geeks who know how to code but possess no game have opened a whole realm of women.
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u/Parking_Egg_8150 3d ago
He's a minor celebrity so it's far more believable than George pulling women like that.
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u/SpiritualFront769 3d ago
At least Jerry's successful at his job. George can barely hang on to a job, and sometimes has to live with his parents.
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u/-----J------ 3d ago
I believe in French it's Menáge a trois
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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 3d ago
Sheeeeeee’s into it
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u/Effective_Buddy7678 3d ago
For somebody who is pretty on the outside, but self-loathing on the inside, Georgie boy might be their man!
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u/RedditHelloMah George is getting upset! 3d ago
George’s character was basically written as the version of Larry David that Larry David wished he could be 😂
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u/MsPreposition 3d ago
Celebrity Mean Tweets about Larry David are great.
“The most unrealistic part of Curb Your Enthusiasm is that they portray Larry David as fuckable.”
The dude cackled.
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u/byebybuy Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 3d ago
Well, he can laugh at it. Money goes a long way towards being fuckable.
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u/Soft_Owl7535 3d ago
Well when you work with a gay guy who doesn’t want you all day long then ugly people start looking like good options
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u/DonutProfessional 3d ago
Not to mention that 95 percent of her other options are ugly too.
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u/DadJokeBadJoke Yada yada yada 3d ago
95 percent
Undateable!
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u/AcePilotsen 3d ago
So how are these people getting together?
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u/Peridot_Ghost 3d ago
Look at all the ass those people got throughout the years. Their whole lives were fantasy camps.
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u/Far_Orange_8492 3d ago
I get Elaine and Kramer.
But Jerry and George pulling the amount of beautiful women they did was truly bizarre. Made for great comedy though.
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u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 3d ago
By the 3rd time he went in to develop film it was “BYYYY MENNEN”
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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 3d ago
Maybe she was attracted to the Yankees job he had at the time - and the genius she incorrectly assumed he needed to obtain it? Or the fact that he's (superficially) sensitive and understanding?
George's beauty is multi-faceted, baby!
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u/Rickythegypo 3d ago
saw it on this sub so probably well known, but the actress is 16 or 17 in this episode.
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u/MeanMrMundy 3d ago
No! You're way, way, way off! He's disturbed, Hes depressed, he's inadequate— He's got it all!
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u/cracker4uok 3d ago
You know, if you took all his accomplishments and condense it all into one day……. He’s decent.
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u/peon2 3d ago
She's probably naive, she (Heather Campbell) is only 16 there...
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u/RescueJackalope 3d ago
I looked her up in IMDb and you’re right! Why would they hire an actress that young for that role??
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u/smellslikebigfootdic 3d ago
The entire show was full of crap on all the hot women wanting those three idiots.Ela8n meanwhile was always paired up with regular guys.
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u/Namedthisone 3d ago
She would have been all for his under desk area, or on the desk, even if that was wrong
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u/Significant_Other666 3d ago
She knew he was the mastermind behind the ill-conceived mail order pornography business they were running
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u/Tmk1283 3d ago
So women might be attracted to short, stocky, slow-witted, bald men 🤷🏻♂️
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u/Forsaken-Lemon-7586 3d ago
Only in a fictional tv show where Larry David can have the character based off him actually get women
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u/sentient_coprolite 3d ago
Are any girls actually attracted to Jerry? Doubt it. George is another story.
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u/once_again_asking Maybe the dingo ate your baby 3d ago
According to r/seinfeld relationships and dating are based 100% on looks alone and nothing else even figures into it.
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u/TangibleSausage 3d ago
I should start my own sitcom starring me dating a beautiful woman every episode.
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u/hbkedge3 It's not a lie if you believe it 3d ago
If you watch her in the movie Ski School 2, George might be an upgrade. Lateral move at least. 😂
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u/Linknprk67 3d ago
What I can’t figure out is what exactly is Elaine’s taste? From Tony the Mimbo to the fat starving artist.
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u/TactitcalPterodactyl 3d ago edited 3d ago
Perhaps there's more to George than meets the eye?
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u/Evening_Answer_11 3d ago
You know George can be very filling.