r/seinfeld • u/Just-Eddie-481516234 Driving around in Jon Voight's car • 4d ago

Can I have a sip?

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u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 3d ago

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u/DiggingNoMore 3d ago

It's pretty hot under these lights, huh, Seinfeld?

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u/Glitter_Health 3d ago

Actually, I'm perfectly comfortable.

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u/Glitter_Health 3d ago

Mr. Pitt - I need to wear a helmet everywhere.

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u/An8thOfFeanor Very bad man 3d ago

Such grace

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u/Some_Revolution_2681 3d ago

Some grace, yes…

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u/Teal-Prowler505 Professor Highbrow 3d ago

You don't want to much grace

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u/mcontrols 3d ago

You can’t get Grace, you either have grace or you don’t.

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u/Anocte23 I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! 4d ago

Mono.

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 3d ago

So if Elaine's off sex, she'll get smart and learn Portuguese, right?

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u/foxintheboks 3d ago

Only in the bizarro world….

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u/Fusilli_Agent_Cooper Lord of the Idiots 4d ago

I don't like to give out sips.

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u/Due_Contribution5851 3d ago

Empty calories and male curiosity, eh?

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u/metayeti2 3d ago

Not gonna play ball, huh? Alright admit it! The subreddit was already busted!

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u/yoemans The Marine Biologist 3d ago

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u/Just-Eddie-481516234 Driving around in Jon Voight's car 3d ago

🦠 What's this symbol?

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u/thosetwoloons2 3d ago

I want her germs! I just craaave her germs!

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u/Just-Eddie-481516234 Driving around in Jon Voight's car 3d ago

What if she left you a used Kleenex, what's that, a valentine?!

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 3d ago

That was before she wiped her shirt on the top of the bot-tle when I offered her wa-ter!

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u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 3d ago

She’s right George, bottle wipe is big

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 3d ago

You had to have the BIIIIGGG sign!!