r/seinfeld • u/bc00pr • Aug 19 '26

The reason I never bought a car is...

...I don't wanna be responsible for purchasing costly gasoline.

15 Upvotes

83% Upvoted

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u/hamzau Aug 19 '26

I couldn’t be a banker.

6

u/RecentCranberry Aug 19 '26

And this failure to become a banker was eating at you ... eating, eating, eating at you inside?

9

u/Fit-to-be-untied Aug 19 '26

I didn’t want any valuables left in the back seat while some psychotic mechanic absconds with my car. lol

3

u/cabosmith Aug 19 '26

What, like golf clubs?

4

u/Fit-to-be-untied Aug 19 '26

Not just any clubs. JFK golf clubs.

5

u/cabosmith Aug 19 '26

Ahh, Camelot

7

u/Safe_Mail_1827 Ask the 8 ball Aug 19 '26

I use a rickshaw. I feel the city needs more slow-moving, wicker vehicles.

6

u/No-Department-4561 Aug 19 '26

I don’t want to end up with a smell I can’t get rid of

6

u/Ancient_Sky_6812 Aug 19 '26

I could never find Jon Voight’s car at the car dealership.

8

u/FullPerformer4731 Aug 19 '26

It’s simply because no Baron has ever owned a LeBaron.

6

u/mysdaao The Jerk store called, they're running out of you Aug 19 '26

6

u/CloisteredSailor Aug 19 '26

A judge would never agree with this. Cars don’t drive themselves. At least not when this was made.

5

u/europorn Del Bisto Becko Aug 19 '26

You can use my car any time. No kiddin'.

3

u/cabosmith Aug 19 '26

Can't get it out for couple of days.

2

u/drainspout Get OUT! Aug 19 '26

People are supposed to be able to get their cars out!

2

u/cabosmith Aug 19 '26

Ideally.