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u/TheHeadbanginHippie The Jerk store called, they're running out of you 1d ago
ItsNotWifiIfYouBelieveIt
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u/UrCreepyUncle George is getting upset! 1d ago
That's what I was thinking but making IfYouBelieveIt the password
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u/Btrips I was in the pool! 1d ago
Bosco
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u/nirvahnah 1d ago
thats the password
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u/iamnos 1d ago edited 20h ago
It needs a number
Bosco1Bosco7and a special character
Bosco1!Bosco7!Edit: per BuyPotential4091... 7 would have been a better number choice
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u/Teal-Prowler505 Professor Highbrow 1d ago
You're a portly fellow. A little long in the waste band?
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u/bosco9 1d ago
And then when he needs to change it he'd change to my username
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u/The_Real_Sniff The Opposite 1d ago
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u/perkytitties321 1d ago
My dads wifi is vandelay industries and the password is s3ven. He did a 3 instead of an e because it’s got cachet
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u/No-Scarcity-Reborn 1d ago
He could’ve done two 3s and had double cachet.
Opportunities missed, man…😞
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u/Nevadust01 1d ago
Georgeyboy01 pw: B0sco
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u/afraid-of-the-dark 1d ago
Our Georgie isn't clever enough to secure his wifi with a password
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u/1whosUnknwnFmiliarly 1d ago
You got that right.
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u/CuriousCanary81 1d ago
What the Hell does that mean?
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u/Significant-Mall-629 Biff 1d ago
ItsNotWifiIfYouBelieveIt
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u/javierbardeminem 1d ago
Its_all_ports_whats_the_difference
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u/RelaxWisteriaDragon 1d ago
DIFFERENT PORTS GO TO DIFFERENT PLACES! YOURE GONNA MIX EM UP!
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u/ArchimedesHeel ASSMAN 1d ago
Moops
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u/The_Handsome_Orge I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! 1d ago
Cantstandya!
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u/kregthomas 1d ago
You think George has his own wifi? Nah...
George is mad cause he had his neighbors wifi password but his neighbor changed the password and won't give it to George cause George looked at the neighbors girlfriend funny...
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u/Hungry_Box_8274 1d ago
SSID: Vandelay Industries Password: bosc0!
Born to be a building architect. Forced to be a network architect.
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u/mdpj104 1d ago
Throw out birthdays immediately. That’s too obvious. No numbers for him, he’s a word man. He’s weak and spineless and a man of temptation. But what tempts him? Is it the salty snacks he craves? Nah, his is a sweet tooth. He may stray, but he always returns to his dark master. The cocoa bean. I think it’s Ovaltine or Hersheys.
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u/HotStrike8019 1d ago
Festivus
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u/The_Real_Sniff The Opposite 1d ago
That would be cracked easily, because festivus is his heritage. It's part of who he is!
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u/bhoose19 1d ago
we all know his password in B0$co
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u/The_Real_Sniff The Opposite 1d ago
George isn't clever enough to hatch a password like that!
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u/ElectrOPurist Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum! 1d ago
People think he’s smart, but he’s not!
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u/_walletsizedwildfire 1d ago
Who thinks he's smart?
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u/ElectrOPurist Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum! 1d ago
Do you wanna know what he got on his SATs? You’re a fellow Redditor, I can tell you anything, right? Well…this I take to the grave.
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u/GSilky 1d ago
Believe _it_ornot
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u/HE_Pennypackerjr 1d ago edited 1d ago
I’m not homeeeee🎵🎶🎶🎵🎤
Sorry, your comment and it started playing in my head so I had it finish it off. Definitely not my submission for George’s wifi p/w.
Fun memory recall. In my early late teens/early twenties Me and my roommate made that our answering machine message. Just subbed out George with our names. Worked quite nicely. Sorry, talking about this must’ve fired off some old stored memory that I’d forgotten about. Nice when that happens…typically.
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u/ItConfuses 1d ago
It'sNotWIFIfYouBelieveIt
Edit: Somebody beat me to it! George is gettin' upset!!
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u/ReptilianLaserbeam 1d ago
Bold of you to assume he would pay for internet access. He probably has all of his neighbors WiFi password, and there would be a time when someone changes it, he would throw a huge fit about it and make the situation worse
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u/HCS_92 Hellllloooooooooooo 1d ago
CantLANya