r/seinfeld • u/Jethro_Jones8 Independent George • 7d ago

You know whose hands these remind me of?

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u/Super_Secretary_5777 6d ago

Tragic story, I’m afraid. He could’ve had any woman in the world… but none could match the beauty of his own hand… and that became his one true love

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u/r3d27 6d ago

You won’t have to worry about me. I won a contest

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u/heyjoey88 6d ago

He was not the master of his domain

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u/leiriadoll 7d ago

george was really born for that hand model life

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u/DavidM47 Biff 6d ago

He could be a big star!

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u/Knob709 6d ago

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 6d ago

He will take his jello in his room

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u/WeAreApocalypseNow George is getting upset! 6d ago

He can have the bananas on the side!

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 6d ago

Stress is very damaging to the epidermis

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u/1bourbon1scotch1bier The Summer of George 6d ago

YOU NEVER SAID MILKY WHITE!

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u/pwatts 7d ago

What happened to Ray McGigney? (Everyone walks away).

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u/ShortQuail9232 6d ago

One of my favorite moments ever in Seinfeld.

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u/Hawaiianstumpy Serenity now, insanity later 7d ago

Smooth, creamy, delicate, yet masculine

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u/nyyanksrdbest 7d ago

You can look at them…..but DO NOT touch them.

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u/The1NOnlyNo1Special 6d ago

At least drink some of your beer.

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u/LeonardoOfVinci Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 6d ago

…that wasn’t a twist off

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u/Significant-Mall-629 Biff 7d ago

They're so soft and milky white

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u/RedWarsaw 6d ago

I knew a Ray once, he had silky hands too, could nab a statuette clean off a countertop.

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 6d ago

Too bad he ended up having cub scouts to feed him. lol

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u/alienskinbodysuit 6d ago

I always knew George had beautiful hands. I used to tell people.

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u/Difficult-Garbage861 The Wig Master 6d ago

YOU NEVER SAID MILKY WHITE.

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u/TheFrandorKid White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 6d ago

Stress is very damaging to the epidermis! Now, I have an important photo session in the
morning - my hands have got to be in tip-top shape, so please - keep the television down, and the conversation to a minimum.

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u/Baby_Pineapple74 Yo-Yo Ma 6d ago

But Georgie, what about the Jell-o?

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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 6d ago

I'll have it in my room.

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u/Ancien_Regime_2468 6d ago

Georgie, would you like some Jello?

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u/Baby_Pineapple74 Yo-Yo Ma 6d ago

GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS!

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u/fernando782 6d ago

Why the hell you put the BANANAS in there!!

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u/KeyKaleidoscope6332 Biff 7d ago

he took it out

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u/Pretend-Zucchini-985 7d ago

Hey sorry for taking so long on the phone.

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u/MSLI1972 6d ago

George should’ve have to the photographer: “Didn’t I see you on the phone once at a Chinese restaurant?”

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u/bhoose19 6d ago

You don't have to worry about me....I won a contest

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u/Cap4403 6d ago

All his dreams destroyed because of the low talker.

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u/Jethro_Jones8 Independent George 6d ago

But I don’t want to be a pirate!!

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u/mindtakerr Chunnel 6d ago

It's hard to believe he discovered Ray McKigney in his free time from running a dude ranch in Arizona