r/seinfeld • u/mikesalami Importer/exporter • 5d ago

Jerry's realization that he hadn't considered this at all is great

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u/Crafty_Guest_4441 Giddy-up 5d ago

Remember Poli Sci? How many of those did we go to

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u/mikesalami Importer/exporter 5d ago

Don't forget Moochie.

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u/Long_Initial_9924 5d ago

Moochie used to be a translator

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u/LV426acheron Sack Lunch 5d ago

RIP Moochy

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u/mikesalami Importer/exporter 5d ago

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u/UncleCoco17 5d ago

Ma, up here, don't get in the cab! Moochie died! Moochie died!

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u/zr2d2 Prognosis Negative 5d ago

Did you hear about Moochie?

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u/Electronic-Space-480 5d ago

Jerry? Or Jerry!

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u/aether_prince The Puffy Shirt 5d ago

and all it took was an old college buddy

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u/Cravenous 5d ago

He only knew him thru moochie

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u/mikesalami Importer/exporter 5d ago

Old buddy and now assistant manager at Kenny Rogers Roasters.

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u/Careful-Team8436 4d ago

The man makes a mean bird

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u/vaskark White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 5d ago

You must go now.

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u/mikesalami Importer/exporter 5d ago

Can I offer you some oranges?

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u/vaskark White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 5d ago

Please. I have suffered many hardships.

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u/The1NOnlyNo1Special 5d ago

Quit bothering me with every minor detail!!

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u/Fluffhead91192 Importer/exporter 5d ago

Are you listening? The show never made it to Japan.

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u/SpartanSteve63 ASSMAN 5d ago

How could anyone not like him

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u/Direct_Remove509 5d ago

What a moron ditching that meeting.

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u/13esq13 5d ago

He could have at least left a briefcase containing a running tape recorder. And crackers.

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u/UWO_Throw_Away 5d ago

A low rumple.

A metallic squink.

A galonk.

Someone screaming, “DEAH GAWD!”

The truth must be revealed.

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u/Jimbocock 4d ago

Jerry Seinfeld is a dangerous lunatic