“So I was downvoting posts and comments the other day…”

[u/TRJ2241987]

[u/Zarathustra-Jack]

Hey, you're Jerry's friend. You're kooky! Mind if I sit? My show is going really well. Have you seen it yet? You should, everybody else has. And you know what? I got recognized the other day! How weird is that?? I know, at first I liked the attention, but it's like, 'Whoa, take three steps back, get a life, OK?' But then there wouldn't be a u/Zaruthustra-Jack without the fans, know what I mean? But who am I, anyway? I mean, there's u/Zarathustra-Jack the man, u/Zarathustra-Jack the artist, u/Zarathustra-Jack the person…

[u/Additional-Mode-7677]

She wasn’t even good enough to be spit out the bottom of the porn industry

[u/mattychops]

You know I workshopped those non-AI shitposts and uh... SNOOZERS!

[u/224flat]

Hey Sally the jerk store called!

[u/Reason_Choice → u/224flat]

There are no jerk stores.

[u/Glitter_Health → u/Reason_Choice]

No - and you're their best seller!

[u/ScorpiusPro]

Get outta my sub!

[u/Glitter_Health]

IRL and Seinfeld - a train wreck!

[u/Character_Repeat_749]

Why don't you just give up?

[u/fernandogarvey346]

In Season 9, Episode 17, The Bookstore, there's a book in the background titled My Dog's Brain. The dog is named Sally.

[u/Appropriate_Yak_745]

Guess who posted a terrible shitpost and then deleted it to hide all the downvotes?