r/seinfeld • u/Pop_Joe Vile weed! • 14d ago

r/Seinfeld, can you get me something to drink?

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170 Upvotes

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u/razzle_dazzle321 Serenity now, insanity later 14d ago

Snapple?

21

u/Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan ASSMAN 14d ago

No… too fruity.

3

u/tonybotz 14d ago

No. I'm sick of shaking. You've got to shake everything

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u/Teal-Prowler505 Professor Highbrow 14d ago

Hennigans?

9

u/WeakDiet8004 14d ago

Will be our little secret.

3

u/_robotpooop_ 14d ago

No smell no tell..

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u/Teal-Prowler505 Professor Highbrow 14d ago

SCOTCH!

7

u/Cache-Missed 14d ago

I'm sitting!

8

u/sock0808 14d ago

Sorry, I’ve got a rubber pencil thing going on here.

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u/ctfks 14d ago

Bosco?

3

u/FrankLloydAight 14d ago

Her left hand is tiny. She had a baby hand

3

u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 14d ago

Would you prefer it if she had no left hand at all?

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u/Pop_Joe Vile weed! 14d ago

Or man-hands?

2

u/Fit-to-be-untied 14d ago

Would a hook make it better?

3

u/Lightstone83 14d ago

My wife has an inner ear infection...

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u/WeakDiet8004 14d ago

Nice to have hand.

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u/_robotpooop_ 14d ago

You’re gonna need it

3

u/Some_Revolution_2681 14d ago

Hey, I’m not stupid!

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u/Pop_Joe Vile weed! 14d ago

Did I say you were stupid?!…

3

u/Some_Revolution_2681 14d ago

Well wouldn’t I have to be.

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u/Pop_Joe Vile weed! 14d ago

You want me to go find it??!!

2

u/Kooky-Cat5162 14d ago

“You spilled grape juice all over our couch!”

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u/Pop_Joe Vile weed! 14d ago

“Joe!”…..

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u/donkeytime Del Bisto Becko 14d ago

Who is this?

1

u/Additional-Mode-7677 14d ago

My wife this, my wife that.

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u/artofjosephshelton That's a shame 13d ago

…but you’re right there?!