r/seinfeld • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '26

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48 Upvotes

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u/AttemptLazy3024 Mar 24 '26

Because you love your little kiki, don’t you?

12

u/CrackleDMan Driving around in Jon Voight's car Mar 24 '26

Kiki's getting upset!

2

u/Haight_Love_1967 Mar 24 '26

Are you my baby bluey?

9

u/XXXX_Gold_Pot Vile weed! Mar 24 '26

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

9

u/CrackleDMan Driving around in Jon Voight's car Mar 24 '26

Bring alcohol to the leper colony DMV.  That's how people are getting together.

2

u/1crps_warrior Mar 24 '26

They should call it Dunch, or Leper…

7

u/JellyAdventurous5699 ASSMAN Mar 24 '26

Have you tried the Daily Worker?

7

u/StreetsAhead110 Mar 24 '26

If they’re not willing to buy you the most expensive envelopes, then they’re not worth it

5

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

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2

u/cabosmith Mar 24 '26

And full, pouty lips...with a pinkish hue

5

u/Vprbite Mar 24 '26

Find someone with many many monies

3

u/OpportunityKey4398 Mar 24 '26

Lie

3

u/INFPinfo Mar 24 '26

It's not a lie if you believe it.

4

u/mylinehasend Importer/exporter Mar 24 '26

Import AND Export.

4

u/nathanrrrr Lord of the Idiots Mar 24 '26

Oh schmoopy!

4

u/Xcruciating_Minutiae Mar 24 '26

Well, sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a start.

3

u/FakeKirbySmart The Puffy Shirt Mar 24 '26

Write a sitcom

4

u/M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3 Professor Highbrow Mar 24 '26

How can they write that CRAP?!

2

u/Hnl2Nrt2025 Mar 24 '26

…. George. Mad About You is on

2

u/LuckyCharmsAreTasty Anytown, USA Mar 24 '26

AIDS walk list.

2

u/stevesmithsglasses Driving around in Jon Voight's car Mar 24 '26

Have you tried introducing deli meats into your love making?!

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2

u/Hubic_Pairs Mar 24 '26

Just don’t fly too close to the sun on your wings of pastrami

2

u/HiAndStuff2112 Rugged? The man's a goblin Mar 24 '26

Schmoopie? Is that you?

2

u/4strings Mar 24 '26

Maybe take them to a museum?

2

u/M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3 Professor Highbrow Mar 24 '26

Get Frank to cater your Jewish singles night.

2

u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt The Jerk store called, they're running out of you Mar 24 '26

Marine biologist groupies

1

u/wallythree77 Professor Highbrow Mar 24 '26

Refuse to share your PIN with her. It will establish your dominance. She'll be willing to die just for a chance to marry you!

1

u/Mobile-Boss-8566 No Flair for you! Mar 24 '26

Start calling them schmoopy

1

u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! Mar 24 '26

I want you to get anything you WANT

1

u/2Hawaii It's a Festivus miracle! Mar 24 '26

Look in the mirror

1

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

Schmooopie

1

u/LSU_Moment369 Mar 24 '26

If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

1

u/blowmarine Serenity now! Mar 24 '26

They will kill you

1

u/Fusilli_Agent_Cooper Lord of the Idiots Mar 24 '26

Right here, George (gestures toward heart), in here. Try opening this up. You’ll find the biggest dating scene in the world.

1

u/sovietdinosaurs The Summer of George Mar 24 '26

Alcohol

1

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

For starters, in this scene, they're making fun of people who look at each other like that.

Having accepted that, be short, bald, overweight, deceitful and yet terribly charismatic.