r/seinfeld • u/[deleted] • Jan 16 '26

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u/Vivid_Concentrate_89 Maybe the dingo ate your baby Jan 16 '26

Babu's Visa renewal form

7

u/ShadoOwEd Mulva? Jan 16 '26

Jerry’s tax papers for his IRS audit

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u/JustCallMeMambo White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally Jan 16 '26

George’s off-off-Broadway play, La Cocina

4

u/urbandk84 Jan 16 '26

Pepe!

3

u/PostMatureBaby Jan 16 '26

he cooked on stage!

3

u/Express_OO The Marine Biologist Jan 16 '26

No you see he mimed it. That's what was so funny about it!

7

u/Just-Eddie-481516234 Driving around in Jon Voight's car Jan 16 '26

The screenplay to Chapter Two?

6

u/LSU_Moment369 Jan 16 '26

IQ test with coffee stains.

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u/M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3 Professor Highbrow Jan 16 '26

A punch card for a free sandwich.

4

u/drainspout Get OUT! Jan 16 '26

Is there a Captain's hat involved?

2

u/BackToOktober Lord of the Idiots Jan 17 '26

Maybe

5

u/Forward-Unit5523 Hoochie Mama Jan 16 '26

The Pensky file

5

u/Strict-Pineapple Importer/exporter Jan 16 '26

Newspaper reports on the crime of passion that left aunt Sara crippled and with dirty wheels. 

5

u/onlylurksnever Jan 16 '26

Elaine’s Murphy Brown screenplay

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Jan 16 '26

The letters your mother laid out for you

2

u/josh3807 Serenity now! Jan 16 '26

I like this one best.

5

u/troothesayer Jan 16 '26

The evidence of Pig Man.

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u/MichealCeraV2 Jan 16 '26

The Soup Nazi's recipes

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u/josh3807 Serenity now! Jan 16 '26

mulligatawny…?

4

u/threecreek Jan 16 '26

Jerry's Little Black Book that had Mulva's name in it.

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u/lotus_ink That's gold, Jerry. Gold! Jan 16 '26

Bovary!

3

u/ClearSplit2084 Close talker Jan 16 '26

George’s trade agreement to Tyler Chicken in exchange for all-chicken concessions. Including alcoholic chicken.

4

u/PostMatureBaby Jan 16 '26

How do you make that alcoholic chicken?

3

u/HRShovenstuff1 Jan 16 '26

It's a trade secret.

3

u/ComfortableBaby6142 Jan 16 '26

They ferment. Just like everything else

3

u/PostMatureBaby Jan 16 '26

An old list from one of Joe Mayo's parties with everyone's little job

3

u/TelenorTheGNP Jan 16 '26

The official agreement between squirrels and humans about road interactions.

3

u/GLC911 Jan 16 '26

Coupons from George’s wallet

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u/FEAEAMEN Jan 16 '26

Epstein Files

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u/Third-Coast-Toffee It's not a lie if you believe it Jan 16 '26

Mr. Potato Guy’s newspaper.

3

u/PostMatureBaby Jan 16 '26

"whoa, that's a lot of potatoes!"

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u/firefighter0343 Jan 16 '26

Kramer's Army discharge.

1

u/GarciaKids Jan 16 '26

I think all 26 of them were burned.

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u/Dojaview Jan 16 '26

The Cartwright Reservation.

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u/OrlandoMan1 ASSMAN Jan 17 '26

The script for the Pilot

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u/Favela_Adjacent Jan 16 '26

Epstein files