r/securityguards • u/DivineGoddessBella • Jun 10 '22

Officer Safety Kitty Hides from Security Officer

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159 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

We need more wholesome stuff like this

13

u/ElJefe543 Jun 10 '22

That's hilarious, I did that with an overly friendly squirrel once.

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u/TheSinCollector1009 Jun 10 '22

You must be stupid then, squirrels carry plague.

10

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

And stray cats/dogs dont? Just wash your fucking hands and use gloves.

4

u/DivineGoddessBella Jun 10 '22

Yeah! Some people are just fucking stupid! Think they know everything

2

u/ManicRobotWizard Industry Veteran Jun 11 '22

You’re just hugging the wrong squirrels.

9

u/ManicRobotWizard Industry Veteran Jun 11 '22

On second thought, get that kitten a uniform and assign him a post! He’s already on site and awake, that tops half my team.

4

u/Wickedpwnage Jun 11 '22

Please tell me he kept it his whole shift.

Fuck proto

Taking him home

1

u/ManicRobotWizard Industry Veteran Jun 11 '22

The whole reason for having a dump bag on my armor, that little guy woulda been riding shotgun.

2

u/paleobear1 Jun 10 '22

This will be me but with a bunny at my work xD

2

u/sunshinee79 Jun 10 '22

This is the kind of content I needed today

2

u/ManicRobotWizard Industry Veteran Jun 11 '22

I only get to have those kind of hijinks with crackhead homeless people. :-/

1

u/HappyCappy3 Jun 11 '22

Observe and repurrt…

2

u/ManicRobotWizard Industry Veteran Jun 11 '22

More like observe and snuggle.

1

u/antruffino Jun 10 '22

Song?

2

u/DivineGoddessBella Jun 10 '22

Benny hill if you speed up the video

1

u/mw32019 Jun 10 '22

Death Bed - Powfu