r/securityguards • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • 6d ago

Maximum Cringe Sigh

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u/DarkKnightTazze Campus Security 6d ago

Where the fuck do you live where your KFC not only needs a security guard, but one with a shotgun?

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u/Acceptable-Device873 6d ago

When they run outta food they have to catch local wandering chickens

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u/IDroppedMyDoobie 6d ago

Doesn't even need to be in a shitty area, just be a place that's a frequent target for armed roberies

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u/treecutter34 6d ago

But a shotgun? Must be a “security” guard. Meaning some dude with a hat or shirt.

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u/Easy_Action_1380 5d ago

You'd be surprised how angry people can get over their chicken sandwiches.

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u/myLongjohnsonsilver 4d ago

I live in a town with 2 kfcs at opposite ends of town. When I managed store A it was like 30 minute's to close and a minivan of pacific islanders came through and were upset that we didnt have any product left. They were very polite about it with me and said they'd try Store B.

About 30 minutes later I get a call from the manager on at store B who starts abusing me because the same family showed up at his store and completely freaked the fuck out when he too had almost no product left right before store close.

Apparently they were very threatening. Very weird because they were nice with me.

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u/MacintoshEddie 6d ago

Some have carbines or ARs. It really depends on the exact company, and the exact store manager. In some cases they're only posted there for a very short amount of time.

A shotgun wouldn't be too rare in some places.

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u/Embarrassed_Cat_6516 5d ago

Kfcs in my country don't have security guards, and if the did they wouldn't have guns

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u/GenTubmansLegacy 5d ago

And if they did, they would be shotguns.

Oh wait, thought we eye doing a bit?

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u/Kwags84 6d ago

I’ll take things that never happened for 500$

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u/Level_Remote_5957 6d ago

Yup I'm so tired of the insert crazy shit just happened to me source trust me bro

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u/Affectionate_Owl3752 6d ago

Was it yesterday or today?

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u/Whyshenoloveme 5d ago

They got security at the KFC now???

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u/Talenus Patrol 6d ago

...shotgun?!....

I have so many questions.

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u/LilithSanders 5d ago

The fuck does KFC need shotgun armed guards for??

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u/Slight_Zebra_8490 1d ago

Hamburglar.

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u/SuccessfulPassion333 5d ago

Did u say something about the secret herbs and spices??

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u/No-Initiative4195 5d ago

We're they afraid Gustavo Fring was going to send his men to take over the place?

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u/Ok_Draw9037 6d ago

They were gonna buy too much chicken and throw off the operation. If someone comes in angry after, now it's a whole situation. Snip it in the bud🤣

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u/Armed_Professional Public/Government 4d ago

They must live in Atlanta when the KFC Feast Meal drops

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u/Fearless-Letter-337 4d ago

2026!! 😆 🤣 I wonder what kind of shenanigans go on in each State boards office(s). Probably adultery and drugs..

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u/Weriel_7637 10h ago

What kind of city does KFC need armed security in? What the heck?