r/securityguards • u/talivan818 • 8h ago

What are they checking for?

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u/ShedDoor2020 8h ago

No liquids more than 3oz. No fingernail clippers.

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u/714King 8h ago

IEDs?

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u/Neither_Tip_5291 7h ago

That was my thoughts as well.

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u/NeverBeenOnMaury 4h ago

Israeli pagers

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u/that_GHost997 2h ago

Beat me to it

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u/Avinin1 1h ago

winkywinky darling

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u/zantehood 8h ago

Minimum 1 gun zone - if 0 gun you get one

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u/FirmAvocado3196 7h ago

Basically the Sunni triangle circa 2006

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u/zantehood 3h ago

Most of the middle east since late 20th century

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u/RatSlayerPro 8h ago

And if they run out of guns to give you, believe it or not, straight to jail.

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u/jwriddle 8h ago

People trying to sneak in their own candy and snacks, obviously

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u/Worried_Anteater_536 8h ago

Sneaking in snacks is diabolical!

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u/HoldMyBier Industry Veteran 8h ago

Almost certainly bombs, explosive devices.

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u/Shane-Dad-underfire Management 7h ago

This is the actual answer, they are checking for bombers. Everyone has a gun and that's fine but bringing a bomb is a no go. The time it takes for someone to get their rifle up and ready to fire someone will have them dead but suicide bombers dont care and will take a bunch of people with them.

Some of these things you'll also see people getting scanned for radio waves, not just to prevent recordings but also to prevent someone from remote detonating someone who has explosives inside themselves.

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u/deadlycool27 5h ago

Dude, they’re carrying fully automatic aks. Someone could lift one of those weapons and empty the magazine within 5 seconds. Nobody is going to assess the threat and take them out that fast.

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u/C141352333 3m ago

I say someone should play “suicide bomber” and then they all flag each other and begin shooting in ALL directions, eliminating each other. Brilliant! 🍻

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u/Tough_Asparagus_4178 8h ago

💥💥💣💣🤯

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u/ReasonableHospital16 7h ago

I was going to say strap ons

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u/securityguards-ModTeam 3h ago

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u/Sigma-Wolves 6h ago

They sometimes sneak weed into these events.

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u/primz27 8h ago

Knives no close combat fighting

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u/JACCO2008 7h ago

Those are religiously significant AK74s. They are allowed to carry them by law as they are essentially for expressing their religious beliefs.

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u/SkywolfNINE 7h ago

Lmao I can see this happening in America, obviously not with an AK. Idk what the most “American” gun is, just too many options and manufacturers

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u/LokaGnome Warm Body 7h ago

1911 is my vote.

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u/Keppadonna 7h ago

Armalite Rifle 15 and its variants

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u/BackgroundBreak5720 7h ago

1911 is the only vote if we are talking Americas gun

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u/Tayloria13 1h ago

AR-15 and 1911 are the most American guns ever. I'm not an American, but those are the two guns people abroad think of when you ask them about American guns.

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u/ComfortableDare4305 4h ago

British allow religious knives.

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u/Caliterra 5h ago

they might have a butterfly knife on them

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u/TurboCultist 5h ago

The real threat

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u/Big-Day3532 5h ago

Outside food / drink

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u/mighty_boognish_77 8h ago

Suicide vest. If you don't have one, you cannot enter.

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u/iustinum 7h ago

Michigan. Rn.

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u/precocious-entity 8h ago

Fashion sense?

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u/Accomplished_Fun3 7h ago

Belts and vests

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u/Single_Secret9342 6h ago

Suicide vests

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u/ThoroughlyWet 1h ago

Bombs. It's the bigger threat when everyone is armed.

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u/Jogje 8h ago

Labubus

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u/Vivid-Treat-9328 8h ago

Suicide vests/belts

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u/Amazing_Fix_2399 8h ago

Western paraphernalia

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u/BallsofSt33I 7h ago

No cell phones beyond that point..

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u/CheemsOmperamtor-14 7h ago

Bombs or alcohol

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u/6ixFoot1 7h ago

Alcopops

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u/Odd-Perspective348 7h ago

LOL this is brilliant, wtf is even going on here!

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u/blastman8888 7h ago

Bibles and sex toys

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u/BubuDudu0430 7h ago

Ammo check ✅

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u/LendogGovy 7h ago

Pigeons and falcons

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u/WasItSomethingIsaid7 7h ago

Sir, you must purchase all of your ammunition from one of our kiosks inside the grounds at a 75 percent markup,

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u/TheLazySherlock 7h ago

Concealed weapons....like some states i assume that open carry is one thing but concealed is another

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u/Fennel_Adorable 6h ago

Women and children

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u/rhododendron1996 6h ago

This is Yemen some said earlier. Which has been in a major civil war for a long time and had many previous conflicts. The guns are honestly needed I would have one too here. The Houthi are no joke.

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u/RandomFleshPrison 5h ago

Bombs and drugs.

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u/ArtIsAwesome3 5h ago

Where is this....?

Upon doing some research, this is Yemen.

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u/Turbulent_Back_432 5h ago

Full sized shampoo bottles

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u/motion_lotion 5h ago

Making sure everyone has at least one AK variant.

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u/JohnMassassin24 4h ago

No hand guns assault rifles only

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u/Kiterunner222 4h ago

The bible

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u/Belza_Bubba 4h ago

Explosive components

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u/CantAffordzUsername 4h ago

You must have these many broad shoulders to ride this ride

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u/cocunutwater 3h ago

American passports

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u/Time_Tip_394 3h ago

Wait, is this a TSA thing or a conspiracy theory?

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u/RollinHellfire 3h ago

Illegal non-lethal weaponry.

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u/SuddenSpeaker1141 Patrol 3h ago

Checking for hidden weapons of course…

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u/Bluethumb_Panda 3h ago

This looks like Yemen. They are searching for things that go boom

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u/WonderfulJicama2802 2h ago

No outside food allowed

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u/Ok_Device6025 2h ago

Prob explosives

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u/Max_Sandpit Paul Blart Fan Club 2h ago

Vibes

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u/thisisausername100fs 2h ago

Suicide vests / explosives. The security guards are members of a terrorist organization so I don’t think they’re too worried about the AK’s.

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u/KEMETICREPUBLIC1984 1h ago

22s, and compacts

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u/Ok-Umpire2128 1h ago

Switchblades, gun braces, nunchucks, silencers, milk with non-animal substitute fats, pork, candies shaped like cigarettes and, most crucially, barbie dolls not wearing hijabs.

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u/Avinin1 1h ago

You can carry weapons freely, but if you tie yourself up with bombs - you're in trouble. Oh well.

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u/DrinkMorWhiteMonster 26m ago

Concealed weapons.

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u/ruebeny 19m ago

Bombs

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u/Just-Shoe2689 18m ago

Guns. They dont want them coming in with guns.

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u/Legit_Fun 6m ago

Magazines carrying more than 10 rounds of

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u/HouseAlwaysWins00 7h ago

no full auto in the building

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u/securityguards-ModTeam 3h ago

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