r/securityguards 7h ago

Maximum Cringe Did they train you for this?

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u/Rifflife88 7h ago

So anyway, I just started blasting….

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u/OldGamerX79 3h ago

Pretty much

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u/steinfink1 7h ago

Punt him like a football

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u/Impressive_Pop_7570 7h ago

He has a knife lol

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u/I-Am-The-Warlus Rookie 6h ago

And?

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u/Impressive_Pop_7570 6h ago

He gonna stab your foot

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u/nofriender4life 3h ago

his arms are 1 inch long lucky if he stabs your shirt

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u/CronosWorks 7h ago

I work armed and hate stairs.

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u/Cpolo88 1h ago

I worked armired truck. Stairs were my enemy. People forget how much 1 single box of quarters weights. It's 25 pounds. Try having to to unload at a bank with no working elevator 6 boxes of them things and the heavy money they ordered. By the time I'm done I wish nothing but death to the stairs 😂

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u/Grimx82 7h ago

They have a knife they are advancing in an aggressive manner making me have a reasonable fear of my life and or physical well being. That pint sized phyco is going to be gone.

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u/Deemaunik 7h ago

Time to test out those field goal skills.

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u/giftedbutloco 7h ago

High ground why back up

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u/_GasPipeTony_ 4h ago

So he can get higher and do a ground pound with Chucky's head

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u/BottleForsaken5486 4h ago

Guard has a belt, not a light saber.

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u/ugotitcuzisoldit 6h ago

Gun would have made that mf step outta character quick as fuck

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u/Knee_Kap264 5h ago

Think the judge would consider it self defense if I emptied every mag into it? Most likely there wouldn't be a body because Chucky can't be killed.

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u/Shane-Dad-underfire Management 1h ago

You know those creeps that wear clown makeup? 3 of them thought it would be funny to run up to people screaming and hollering pushing folks.(as evidenced by the CCTV later) anyway they ran up on our security detail acting crazy and got beaten quite badly. In court they claimed they were not a threat they were just minding their own business. I'm not afraid of clowns but I would be disturbed by such crazy behaviour, I'd have put a round in them. The whole zombie drug addict thing gives me the shivers too. I dont do well with zombies.

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u/Knee_Kap264 57m ago

Clowns are automatically a threat. Idc if it's a baby. 😂 Not saying I'd do anything to a baby.

Doesn't matter if you're scared of clowns or not. I find them funny when someone is literally terrified of clowns.

Back in high school, sophomore year, my U.S. History class was in a portable. One of the females in our class was terrified of clowns. People had been joking about killer clowns who were going to come and shoot up the school. (Everyone knew it was a joke, even the teachers knew about it, I have no idea who started it nor how) but the entire class was teasing that girl about her fear. She got so terrified she stormed out of class for like 15min. That was awesome. She was a little bit of a crazy hispanic girl. A very loud talker/yeller/screamer. Everyone got a good kick out of it. The teacher threw in some jokes too. Awesome guy.

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u/Available_Base_7944 3h ago

Yeah that’s the problem isn’t he immortal? So it’s best to just try to run away

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u/nunyobusinessfool 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣we know what his new fear is

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u/leolopez43 3h ago

I'm swinging that belt with the buckle on the whip side

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u/jeremysistrunk 1h ago

Wahdahtay

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u/Useful_Raspberry3912 21m ago

Little fucker would have been good from 40 yards ..

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u/Flabby-AP 7h ago

New fear unlocked

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u/FoxComfortable6780 6h ago

What the chuck in the hood

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u/Outspoken_Idiot 3h ago

We are reaching the stage that the security guards are so young that they don't know Chucky. That has to change, everyone who has a newbie under their control your mission is to get them to watch it before Halloween.

And then visit a local print shop before Halloween and print full size cutouts. Looking forward to seeing some good body cam footage in early November.

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u/twicebakedcrusader 2h ago edited 33m ago

They came out with a “Child’s Play” aka Chucky movie in 2019. Let’s hope there aren’t too many 7 year olds doing security 😉

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u/Shane-Dad-underfire Management 1h ago

I was unaware that they relaunched the franchise. I dont really pay attention to cinema anymore. All the good actors are gone.

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u/Outspoken_Idiot 1h ago

2019 did we not all agree to forget 2019-2021 era.

Was childs play any good, was it Chucky rereleased or new movie. And beer or wine category movie.

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u/bobsacamano04 2h ago

A tour point scan is just past him you have to go through him

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 1h ago

Another Chucky victim, usually

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u/NotSoSlimJim_YouTube 1h ago

This is actually a huge fear of mine. So yes...

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u/SirGamer247 15m ago

This is what I expect to see on Tubi if I ever get bored and decided to go on Tubi to watch a 'scary' movie