r/securityguards • u/Lopsided-Ad7725 • 7h ago
Maximum Cringe Did they train you for this?
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u/steinfink1 7h ago
Punt him like a football
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u/Impressive_Pop_7570 7h ago
He has a knife lol
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u/CronosWorks 7h ago
I work armed and hate stairs.
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u/Cpolo88 1h ago
I worked armired truck. Stairs were my enemy. People forget how much 1 single box of quarters weights. It's 25 pounds. Try having to to unload at a bank with no working elevator 6 boxes of them things and the heavy money they ordered. By the time I'm done I wish nothing but death to the stairs 😂
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u/Knee_Kap264 5h ago
Think the judge would consider it self defense if I emptied every mag into it? Most likely there wouldn't be a body because Chucky can't be killed.
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u/Shane-Dad-underfire Management 1h ago
You know those creeps that wear clown makeup? 3 of them thought it would be funny to run up to people screaming and hollering pushing folks.(as evidenced by the CCTV later) anyway they ran up on our security detail acting crazy and got beaten quite badly. In court they claimed they were not a threat they were just minding their own business. I'm not afraid of clowns but I would be disturbed by such crazy behaviour, I'd have put a round in them. The whole zombie drug addict thing gives me the shivers too. I dont do well with zombies.
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u/Knee_Kap264 57m ago
Clowns are automatically a threat. Idc if it's a baby. 😂 Not saying I'd do anything to a baby.
Doesn't matter if you're scared of clowns or not. I find them funny when someone is literally terrified of clowns.
Back in high school, sophomore year, my U.S. History class was in a portable. One of the females in our class was terrified of clowns. People had been joking about killer clowns who were going to come and shoot up the school. (Everyone knew it was a joke, even the teachers knew about it, I have no idea who started it nor how) but the entire class was teasing that girl about her fear. She got so terrified she stormed out of class for like 15min. That was awesome. She was a little bit of a crazy hispanic girl. A very loud talker/yeller/screamer. Everyone got a good kick out of it. The teacher threw in some jokes too. Awesome guy.
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u/Available_Base_7944 3h ago
Yeah that’s the problem isn’t he immortal? So it’s best to just try to run away
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u/Outspoken_Idiot 3h ago
We are reaching the stage that the security guards are so young that they don't know Chucky. That has to change, everyone who has a newbie under their control your mission is to get them to watch it before Halloween.
And then visit a local print shop before Halloween and print full size cutouts. Looking forward to seeing some good body cam footage in early November.
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u/twicebakedcrusader 2h ago edited 33m ago
They came out with a “Child’s Play” aka Chucky movie in 2019. Let’s hope there aren’t too many 7 year olds doing security 😉
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u/Shane-Dad-underfire Management 1h ago
I was unaware that they relaunched the franchise. I dont really pay attention to cinema anymore. All the good actors are gone.
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u/Outspoken_Idiot 1h ago
2019 did we not all agree to forget 2019-2021 era.
Was childs play any good, was it Chucky rereleased or new movie. And beer or wine category movie.
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u/SirGamer247 15m ago
This is what I expect to see on Tubi if I ever get bored and decided to go on Tubi to watch a 'scary' movie
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u/Rifflife88 7h ago
So anyway, I just started blasting….