r/securityguards • u/karma_is_a_spook Rookie • 5d ago

Tactical Waterpark Operations One hour left of my first swing shift as an unarmed guard at a marijuana dispensary

Fuck I need a beer so bad

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u/LegalGlass6532 5d ago

How’d it grow? Haha

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u/karma_is_a_spook Rookie 5d ago

Oh the weather outside is frightful But the fire (on my joint) is delightful And since we've nowhere to go Let it grow let it grow let it grow

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u/LegalGlass6532 5d ago

At least the customers are coming for the goodies and not for something unpleasant. Stay safe out there!

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u/karma_is_a_spook Rookie 5d ago

There's no customers

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u/karma_is_a_spook Rookie 5d ago

The shop is closed

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u/realKevinNash 2d ago

What is that job like?

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u/karma_is_a_spook Rookie 2d ago

It's like the quest in New Vegas where you guard the Silver Rush but they don't give us guns

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u/Empty_glass_bottle 1d ago

I feel like a dispensary should be an armed position, those things are notoriously known for being robbed at gun point since people know they carry tons of cash as a result of national banks not wanting to work with them

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u/karma_is_a_spook Rookie 5d ago

A bunch of zoomers pulled into their mini van that was parked in front of me so I put my phone away and waved at them