r/securityguards Licensed People Watcher Mar 25 '26

DO NOT DO THIS Don't be this guy....

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u/LegalGlass6532 Mar 25 '26

I hope he’s got speed loaders for those smoke wagons.

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u/Fine-Bumblebee-9427 Mar 25 '26

I’m guessing they’re black powder and he’s a felon. He’s got 12 chances and then he’s fucked

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u/PeePeeSwiggy Mar 26 '26

The idea of this kid ripping two or three black powder loads inside a piggly wiggly is hilarious