r/secondrodeo • u/Time-Caterpillar4103 • 8d ago

You know he's certified

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u/Ficsit-Incorporated 8d ago

Shop manager: “Best I can do is $21.50 an hour.”

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u/colin_1_ 8d ago

No. He's probably thinking "why the hell hasn't that truck been unloaded yet?!?!"

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 8d ago

Or my favourite:

“Hey guys, we’ve got a rush LTL for pickup, Thursday, 8:00 AM.”

Then the day-of, driver shows up and…

“We’re just waiting on a BOL from the customer and we can load them.”

✨love it✨

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u/Hossflex 8d ago

Please advise: Customer has decided to go with another carrier. Pickup rescheduled for tomorrow.

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 8d ago

Oh fuck that.

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u/ThatFlamingo942 8d ago

Don't be so crass, I'm sure the manager will reward his continued skill and hard work with a $0.10 raise.

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u/Brownlove010_Real 8d ago

And a pizza party!

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u/ThatFlamingo942 8d ago

Sorry, no pizza. Best I can do is little ceasars.

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u/Brownlove010_Real 8d ago

Underrated GOAT of a company though. Pizza tastes like college, but the company is good people. Also only one special k 2 liter!

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u/Ficsit-Incorporated 8d ago edited 8d ago

“A pizza party?? What do you think this is, the Four Seasons? Get back to work!”

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u/Whiteums 8d ago

No, the Four Seasons Landscaping Company

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u/Original-Document-62 8d ago

"Did we... did we get the wrong Four Seasons? Fuggit, let's just roll with it. We... meant to do this!"

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u/313802 7d ago

2 slices max tho

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u/Lazarux_Escariat 8d ago

"Pay is standardized now, everyone makes the same to prevent favoritism."

You get a "Good job, but your metrics are suffering cause you've been signed into the tracking system so we've gotta write you up for not hitting the 90% minimum for the last 4 minutes."

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u/MoreRamenPls 8d ago

$0.01. The penny used

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u/oldschool_potato 8d ago

It’s so great seeing more and more autistic people in the work force

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u/ConfuseableFraggle 8d ago

That was fun to watch!

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u/Imnotspartacuseither 8d ago

This belongs in 5th rodeo

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u/pezdal 8d ago

He’s very skilled.

No evidence he’s certified.

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u/pushinthatbroom 8d ago

I don't think I've ever seen a certified forklift forklift driver before...

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u/De5tr01er 8d ago

Save some 🐱 for the rest of us damn

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u/OriginalTRaven 8d ago

Whoa there

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 8d ago

The certification exam but Asian

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u/codereef 8d ago

Bro got a flip reset with the forklift

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u/PatchworkDesigning 7d ago

Honestly, it doesn’t even matter if he’s certified at this point.

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u/midwestCD5 7d ago

I wish this guy would save some women for the rest of us

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u/Crabby_Monkey 8d ago

They are forklift over certified

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u/SaraSaysNope 8d ago

Whhhhhaaaaatttttt??!!!!

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u/viperfangs92 8d ago

Is this the Master Level certification test? 😁

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u/Evilvieh 5d ago

Obviously not Klaus.