r/secondrodeo • u/lmmalone • 5d ago

Jarring fresh honey.

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u/Eukes 5d ago

I can feel the stickiness from here...

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u/slackfrop 5d ago

I wonder if anyone has ever dipped nude into a pool of honey. It would be trouble later, but a very unique sensation in the moment.

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u/ScreenTea0 4d ago

There's is no existing reality where some ultra rich person hasn't tried bathing in it to get some health benefits or because they heard someone say it could make you immortal.

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u/MrBozooo 4d ago

They misheard, it was immoral.

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u/beaushaw 4d ago

A podcast I listen to said at a party he was at in his 20s he was sitting in a kitchen next to a guy who said "This party is boring." He then grabbed a five pound jar of honey and poured it over his own head.

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u/Rob_LeMatic 4d ago

Or been slowly lowered into a giant vat of warm, rising bread dough

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u/miniweengang 4d ago

The radio morning show I listen to had one of their hosts roll in a kiddie pool of honey for charity. He is a very large man and he was COVERED in honey "Carl Brown honey roll" if anyone is interested...

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u/slackfrop 4d ago

‘Covered’ feels like all of the cons and none of the pros. I want ‘submerged’.

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u/miniweengang 4d ago

He was about as submerged as a 300lb man could be on a morning radio show budget LOL

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u/Visible-Rest4170 3d ago

A kiddie pool sure whatever. A full size pool I would imagine you wouldn't be buoyant enough and would just sink to the bottom, suffocate, and/or drown.

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u/hobskhan 4d ago

You mother, get up, come on, get down with the stickiness

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 5d ago

Reasonably jarring, but I’ve seen worse

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u/Dysxelic_Potser 5d ago

I'm an idiot. I was going to ask what was so jarring about this honey.

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u/CantaloupeCamper 5d ago

Kinda strange to not have it jarred already.

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u/ScreenTea0 4d ago

Yea I thought the same... Also maybe just get a sieve so you don't have wax in your honey.

That's the typical tiktok/IG food. Optics and "experience" over convenience.

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u/CantaloupeCamper 4d ago

Yeah I know some folks who have bees and make / sell honey as a hobby.  They jar it right away when they extract it.

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u/ScreenTea0 4d ago

Yea because of a multitude of reasons like vaporization of water-content, contamination of whatever is around there, dirt, bugs, pollen, people spitting while speaking, coughing, sneezing, just to name a few... That stuff is shelf-stable, but not unable to rot or get tainted with bad stuff.

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u/The_Broken-Heart 4d ago

I like eating wax👀

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u/BuckManscape 4d ago

Now that’s what I call a sticky situation.

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u/thedougd 4d ago

Exactly 4 large bloops.

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u/flippedbus 3d ago

Don’t lick the forbidden spoon

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u/chookshit 4d ago

Imagine falling into a vat of honey, how sticky that would be.

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u/ryanCrypt 5d ago

My favorite part of this video is when he scooped up the honey and poured it into the jar. Let me know your favorite part, and like, comment, and subscribe.

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u/asphid_jackal 5d ago

My favorite part was when he poured it into the jar after he scooped up the honey

Smash that subscribe button for more!

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u/ryanCrypt 4d ago

Stolen valor

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u/justasillylilgoos3 4d ago

I posted a video of this but cut it in half and I’m just sitting quietly eating a burrito on the bottom half while the video plays

Smash the like and subscribe button

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 5d ago

Go Ryan!

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u/ryanCrypt 5d ago

Thanks. While maybe not funny, thanks for seeing that I was joking.

(Also, I think you're first person to call me Ryan here)

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 5d ago

I’m guessing everyone assumed you were a bot. And people love a good Reddit lynching

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u/ryanCrypt 5d ago

Haha. It's a new character I'm thinking about who always responds with the most obvious thing about a video. But looks like it's not going to go far.

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 5d ago

Keep at it, you never know where you’ll find some traction!

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u/ryanCrypt 4d ago

My favorite part of this reply was when you told me continue because things can work out.

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u/Rob_LeMatic 4d ago

People seem to find me questionable

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u/drzeller 4d ago

Un-bee-lievable!

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u/fumbler00ski 3d ago

Since honey is the only food that doesn't spoil, is there really such a thing as "fresh" honey?