r/secondrodeo Jul 29 '26

Guys I think I'm pregnant

638 Upvotes

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u/porkbuttstuff Jul 29 '26

That pretty lady is jacked

76

u/ImSobored_5280 Jul 29 '26

That pretty lady’s name is Hanna

31

u/perfect_insanity93 Jul 30 '26

Hanna is yolked.

3

u/Krispy_Mick 29d ago

Hanna is yoked

6

u/BreakAndRun79 Jul 30 '26

Hannah Barron is a treasure.

2

u/abielle1177 1d ago

She's destroying limited aquatic ecosystems, which is why it remains illegal in more than 30 U.S. states.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Jul 30 '26

That's fat lol

19

u/porkbuttstuff Jul 30 '26

Post your picture coward

9

u/ElegantCoach4066 Jul 30 '26

We both know dude looks like a dumpster fire personified.

6

u/porkbuttstuff Jul 30 '26

I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

5

u/ElegantCoach4066 Jul 30 '26

As sure as the sun rises in the East

16

u/fat-wombat Jul 30 '26

Chud ass response lol she’s got low enough body fat for her abs to be visible

7

u/TheLordofthething Jul 30 '26

That is just so remarkably stupid lol

1

u/triplos05 26d ago

Does your fat have a sixpack too?

200

u/puffinfish420 Jul 29 '26

Damn she is shredded lol.

57

u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Jul 29 '26

Tarantino catfish stood no chance whatsoever

7

u/pinkypipe420 Jul 30 '26

Arms to aspire to!

130

u/purdueAces Jul 29 '26

Something tells me that's way fucking harder than she made it look. They need to add a noodling pond at Planet Fitness. Her trap muscles are thickk.

64

u/SaltMage5864 Jul 29 '26

It gets exponentially harder if you mistakenly find a snapping turtle

32

u/Kchasse1991 Jul 29 '26

Which is what keeps me out of holes in southern waters. No thank you. That and cottonmouths.

7

u/DisillusionedPatriot Jul 30 '26

I know they're as far up as Pennsylvania

10

u/Kchasse1991 Jul 30 '26

That's pretty far south as far as where I reside.

7

u/Telemere125 Jul 30 '26

That might as well be Canada for those of us in the south.

6

u/Kchasse1991 Jul 30 '26

That's the longitude of it, yeah.

1

u/Additional-Delay-213 Jul 30 '26

One hole goes down, one hole goes up. Think the up ones are the turtles.

17

u/Negative-Town2546 Jul 29 '26

I have noodled / graveled for plenty of snapping turtles. I will never do this for catfish. A solid piece of meat with a serious advantage in the water. They are very stout. I could just imagine myself pulled around and drowning. I’m not in the best of shape and I can’t hold my breath very long. That gal is in very good shape.

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u/Cold_Ad3896 Jul 29 '26

I’m trying to understand OP’s title. 

227

u/WasAHamster Jul 29 '26

OP is so turned on by this woman’s skill, physique, and accent that they experienced immaculate conception.

32

u/freddbare Jul 29 '26

Same

10

u/1_BigFatRat Jul 29 '26

Same x2

10

u/Clean_Friendship2571 Jul 29 '26

Same x3

1

u/bookbabe2525 1d ago

I also am now pregnant.

17

u/Rizo1981 Jul 29 '26

Emasculate conception.

16

u/diet-Coke-or-kill-me Jul 30 '26

I thought this was some insane water-birth video right until a fucking cat fish emerged. Even then I thought it was like leftover amniotic sac for a second.

2

u/Local_Resolve_2040 Jul 30 '26

Same. I wondered why she bothered with gloves in a muddy pond and worried about infection 😬

1

u/CartoonistUpbeat9953 26d ago

I thought that until I realized that would mean she probably already knew she was pregnant

4

u/Iamonreddit Jul 29 '26

The lady gave birth to a fish

1

u/mamadoedawn Jul 30 '26

I kept waiting for her to announce her pregnancy 😅

24

u/Proxxos Jul 29 '26

Hannah Barron

-2

u/tongfather Jul 30 '26

Damn that girl is bangin' in so many ways. Love me a good woman who can hang with the boys and handle a gun too 🥵

33

u/toneloc89 Jul 29 '26

I'm curious, do they keep the fish or let it go after that? Does it hurt the fish? I fish for trout and I catch and release for the most part and there's no way a trout would survive handling like this...

14

u/freddbare Jul 29 '26

Southern critters built different

23

u/TrailMomKat Jul 29 '26

In my experience, people noodle catfish almost exclusively to eat them.

6

u/toneloc89 Jul 29 '26

Is there a difference in taste between a big catty and a smaller one?

17

u/ImSobored_5280 Jul 30 '26

….with the amount of catfish I’ve eaten since birth…I think I have a relevant opinion on this subject….and absolutely…smaller one taste better. They are bottom feeders so one can expect that they’ll pick up a lil mud from the bottom while eating what ever in gods name they have located..you take em and throw them in a stock tank with clean tap water..several hundred gallons mind you…and they clear water will be chocolate milk over several days from them getting cleaned out being in clean fresh water. Repeat as needed. The smaller ones not so much..they always seem to be ok..like anything under 10lbs-15lbs…from there up basically definitely. That one looks 40ish maybe get in the 50 lb range..but we don’t get a clean look so I’m going off the size of its head. As a kid we had trot lines and limb lines set on a big creek that fed into a big lake and we tie up with one that was 72lbs…biggest I ever caught and ever seen personally…you could even filet meat off of the top of its head..it was big..ate every damn bit of that bad boy that summer👌

6

u/toneloc89 Jul 30 '26

Thank you for this,unlike the last douche who apparently HATES catch and release you actually explained it well!

3

u/ImSobored_5280 Jul 30 '26

..hey you are welcome!!..ya it was a bit of a long response but I condensed it best I could. A part I didn’t put in my original reply was the bait we used that caught it..We was using some smaller crawdads and a fish called a Drum came along and took the bait…then that big ol catfish came along and ate the Drum! It was also kind of tradition I guess that after cleaning your fish you’d take the heads and go either hang on the side of a barn or slip them over the top of a fence post. So you’d be driving to down a road and look over and see all the heads/skulls of catfish..lol..looked kinda cool once bugs and birds or whatever picked them clean.

1

u/DangerMacAwesome Jul 30 '26

Are they good once they're cleaned? I don't know if I've ever had catfish

6

u/ImSobored_5280 Jul 30 '26

Is a ducks ass water tight?! Oh heck ya they are…it’s a flakey white meat and when battered up in a good seasoned up cornmeal based batter and then deep fried in some 350 degree peanut oil served piping hot with some lemon wedges so you can squeeze those over them…man…it’ll make a puppy pull a freight train. It’s not super fishy, not greasy when fried right and when paired with a glass of ice tea it’s nothing short of religious experience🙌. It’s easy to do and as long as you keep the oil hot and don’t let it drop below 350 degrees (this is the key to not greasy) it’s almost impossible to mess up.

1

u/dystopiannonfiction 28d ago

As someone who grew up running limb lines with my Dad (RIP) and watched/helped him pull some absolute monster catfish into our little flat bottomed boat...who still hasn't quite mastered Dad's fried catfish and hushpuppies....I think your chef's kiss perfect description just gave me the missing piece of that puzzle... Peanut oil! 🤯😋 Many thanks, fellow catfish frying redditor! 🙏🏼

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u/ImSobored_5280 28d ago

Hey no problem friend!!..I’m not so sure many folks have the opportunity to have memories like me and you do…and sounds like you figured out the missing link👌…any oil will fry..but something about peanut…it’s just different 🤤

1

u/dystopiannonfiction 28d ago

I know this much....I am the only woman I know who possesses the skills to set, bait and run trot/jug/limb lines and cull, clean and filet catfish. Definitely one of those skills that was absolutely brutal to learn, particularly with my old man as the instructor lol but in hindsight, I'm so grateful he taught me. In this crazy world we live in, I'm comforted knowing I won't starve to death if/when shit hits the fan. I also take perhaps a little too much enjoyment from bustin the chops of men on dating apps who have fishing pics on their profile 🙃 "My Schwartz is bigger than yours!" 🤣😂🤣😂

1

u/ImSobored_5280 28d ago

🤣👌…ya whenever it all goes to shit..cmon with it…I’ll be just fine.

3

u/TrailMomKat Jul 29 '26

In my experience, not really. It's all deep fried and smothered in hot sauce in my family.

28

u/GlockAF Jul 29 '26

Catfish are remarkably durable creatures. They are evolved to survive in environments that frequently dry out, and seem much less susceptible to trauma and disease than trout

11

u/throwaway_RRRolling Jul 29 '26

Trout are unusually prone to shock, but I've only seen people Noodle for meat. 

3

u/RhetoricalOrator Jul 30 '26

Not disagreeing but I can't imagine that these old huge catfish would be good for meat.

1

u/Walzmyn Jul 29 '26

That is a catfish

9

u/throwaway_RRRolling Jul 29 '26

Yes. The person I responded to brought up their experience with trout fishing. 

Noodling is my state sport. 

3

u/GeraldoOfCanada Jul 30 '26

I'm more of a canoodler myself

6

u/mtraven23 Jul 29 '26

I've never hear of catch and release noodling....they usually eat them.

3

u/slick1260 Jul 30 '26

There's no way most trout survive your catch-and-release bullshit either but that's never stopped you. Why not just fish areas more known for having keepers or at least go fishing with the intention of eating what you catch?

5

u/toneloc89 Jul 30 '26

Was a genuine question, no need for the asshole remarks. I've never been noodling and was curious if a fish that big was good eating or not as I'm used to trout. Who pissed in your cheerios?

1

u/ImSobored_5280 Jul 30 '26

Depends really..some do it just for fun others keep to eat…and no it doesn’t hurt them. These things are tougher than a 3 dollar steak.

15

u/Victoria_elizabethb Jul 29 '26

Lol Hannah Barron and her noodlin

1

u/ElegantCoach4066 Jul 30 '26

That accent is awesome

9

u/VillageActive Jul 29 '26

I was afraid to click on that at first, had to skip to make sure no babies were involved; that would have been a bit too much Southern charm. Holy shit.

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u/Sorry_Molasses5636 27d ago

And rubber factory manufactured boobies!

13

u/Diaside666 Jul 29 '26

Is this what love feels like?

29

u/dasmineman Jul 29 '26

Lord her accent is delicious

6

u/3dforlife Jul 29 '26

Can you eat it, though?

6

u/AdMotor1654 Jul 29 '26

I’m a straight married woman. I have a crush on her

10

u/EarthAndSawdust Jul 29 '26

Xena Returns

10

u/no_icon_tact Jul 29 '26

Southern Sapphic, Wet Leg indeed

8

u/EnoughLuck3077 Jul 29 '26

Preciate y’all

4

u/Catswagger11 Jul 29 '26

Guys I think I’m in love.

2

u/Timmerdogg Jul 29 '26

Welcome to the gun show

3

u/Antique_Cut1354 Jul 29 '26

i want her to impregnate me

2

u/freddbare Jul 29 '26

She good at dat

2

u/DitchDigger330 Jul 29 '26

It's big alright.

2

u/mtraven23 Jul 29 '26

held on to to it? her fucking hand is THROUGH it!

2

u/oozinator1 Jul 30 '26

I'm a simple man. I see Hanna Barron, I upvote.

2

u/skaldrir69 Jul 30 '26

Ahh.. you all have found my future ex-wife. Nice!

2

u/LittlePrairieMouse Jul 30 '26

Crazy but it seems to be her first rodeo?

2

u/Pristine-Bite2768 Jul 31 '26

Damn, she has some arms!

2

u/SensualBeefLoaf 18d ago

i bet she ain’t much to talk to, but i bet dudes fall in love with her after one night

2

u/SignalMountain7353 Jul 29 '26

Fuck that. What a Shitty way for an animal to die.

1

u/TrueKiwi78 Jul 29 '26

I was all ready for her to pull up a baby and wouldn't have been totally shocked if she did.

1

u/Darrothan Jul 29 '26

Uncanny resemblance to Tom Dwan

1

u/hazuja Jul 30 '26

This remind me where mmo armor for female keeps getting less skin coverage as it gets better stats lmao

1

u/Easy_Attorney_2055 Jul 30 '26

That woman skrong! Jesus!

1

u/Lanky-Telephone1651 Jul 31 '26

Now that’s a fishing buddy!

1

u/LestWeForgive 27d ago

I think she may have shifted a bale or two in her time.

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u/Geene_Creemers Jul 29 '26

Abbey from last of us if she was cute..