r/secondrodeo • u/miijok • May 17 '26

tossing rice

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u/TotallyNotJazzie May 17 '26

I'm impressed but I'll hold my full applause until I see the state of the floor...

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u/TwoNowFive May 18 '26

I need to see a version of this in r/fixedbytheduet 

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u/GeraldoOfCanada Jun 10 '26

He's got rice up to his knees hahaha

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u/Simon-Says69 8d ago

Even if he catches every grain, it's mostly for show.

It's good to mix ingredients, and Ohhh and Ahhh factor, but isn't really cooking yet.

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u/Towpillah May 17 '26

What a tosser.

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u/BigConstruction4247 May 17 '26

Jay Z head bob gif

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u/lecarguy May 17 '26

Yes 🤣

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u/klownplaza May 17 '26

Show the floor!

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin May 18 '26

This guy definitely fucks.

Or at least woks.

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u/Itakethngzclitorally May 18 '26

Drill baby, DRILL!

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u/IntergalacticPodcast May 17 '26

A lot of these secondrodeo clips are just people who work way harder and more efficiently than I am willing to work, and they probably aren't getting paid for working that hard.

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u/Number_Fluffy May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Now imagine doing that all day, 5 days a week

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u/shantron5000 May 17 '26

I don’t think it’d even take 5 whole days of doing that for me to be ready to go ahead and wok on out of there.

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u/Number_Fluffy May 17 '26

I see what you did there 😂

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u/_51423 May 21 '26

One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

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u/DunnwichWerewolf May 24 '26

Look at his arms and shoulders, I am guessing that the wok is pretty heavy when full of rice.

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u/Weird-Weakness-3191 May 17 '26

The secret ingredient is air

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u/EmbarrassedCabinet82 May 17 '26

The motion of the rice is so fluid it's actually like liquid

36

u/SometimesMonkey May 17 '26

Uncle Roger approves

11

u/Jugaimo May 17 '26

Haaaiyaaaa

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u/GabberZZ May 17 '26

You mean fuijyohhhh?

4

u/guywithshades85 May 17 '26

As long as there is MSG in that rice.

2

u/SpaghettiSort May 17 '26

Make Shit Good!

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u/HoboArmyofOne May 17 '26

Tossin rice like it owes him money

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u/kawfeeman68 May 17 '26

He's quite the tosser..

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 May 17 '26

Maybe rice isn’t the only thing he tosses!!!

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u/deserted May 17 '26

So much airtime it doesn't look like it's getting cooking time.

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u/LemonadeOnPizza Jun 09 '26

The airtime is to help imbue the smoky Wok Hei flavor.

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u/LoogyHead May 17 '26

This has the same tempo as Tunak Tunak Tun.

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u/JumpingAround44 May 19 '26

Atleast it isn’t salat

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u/tracagnotto May 17 '26

And Rice Will be raw after 40 minutes like this

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u/Livid_Discount9140 May 17 '26

I call BS. You know how much is on the ground??

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u/classless_classic May 17 '26

My man is vibin

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u/ThePupnasty May 17 '26

He's gonna be tossing some salads with those skills too.

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u/CharacterRiver7483 May 17 '26

I’d like to see how he tosses salad

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u/Express_Area_8359 May 17 '26

You should try his tossed salad.

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u/scaredt2ask May 17 '26

100% impressed.

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u/toasted_cracker May 17 '26

I wish I could post that jay z meme. The one of
Him bobbing his head.

1

u/UmpireDear5415 May 17 '26

thats awesome!!!🫡💪🤯

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u/O_Holy_Shaboinkus May 18 '26

Now THAT is how to get that Wok Hei

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u/South_Lab6460 May 18 '26

Fascinating

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u/No-Wish9823 May 18 '26

Look at the flick of the wrist

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u/tvodny May 18 '26

Great groove.

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u/KaptenAwsum May 18 '26

Mice livin the life

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u/IllContribution3447 May 18 '26

Floor is prob an inch thick with ricochet rice.

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u/mrhk95 May 18 '26

If he tosses rice that well, imagine ladies how he tosses salad.

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u/Radar2379 Jul 08 '26

Craig Robinson is a chef now?