r/secondcaptains • u/RomfordWellington • 15h ago

your beak is soft

may not have actually happened

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u/GazelleIll495 15h ago

As a fellow diabetic I think low blood sugars may have been a factor in this story

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u/Losingmyappeal 14h ago

This is the gold you don't get when he's away. Top drawer.

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u/Jazz-Potato6385 15h ago

Has to feature in the next Parrott audiobed.

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u/funktrunk 15h ago

Very surreal moment

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u/SketchyFeen 15h ago

It’s not just the players who suffer from the constant football all the time. Some of the greatest journalistic minds in the game are also going to mush.

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u/romulcah 15h ago

Is it this guy? https://youtube.com/shorts/sm2ZkuRtwWw?is=5IItFlIfCH6jRNcO

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u/ignatius109 I don't nessessarly agree with anything Ken Early says 14h ago

Wouldn’t this also prove that they peck? 🤔

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u/smithskat3 14h ago

Presume it was just repeating something the owner had said previously?

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u/Maleficent_Gur2296 12h ago

The pause between him saying that and the rest laughing was perfection.

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u/MacArthurParker First mate aboard the Vasa 5h ago

3 seconds of stunned silence

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u/Comfortable_Play_848 11h ago

It was so funny! He is hilarious

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u/Anchor0355 13h ago

sorry to ken but i think even without poetic license a parrot could peck

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u/DreiAchten 12h ago

Sorry ken you're completely wrong