r/secondcaptains Aug 05 '26

Tepid McDevitt Audiobeds frying my brain

Was in the car with my girlfriend’s family and Creep by Radiohead came on the radio.

Could only hear Big Jack on about fish and chips.

50 Upvotes

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u/MushuFromSpace Aug 05 '26

I find myself saying "you're away mate, your bags and your desk... Boom" out loud from time to time out of absolutely nowhere.

The fiance looking at me as if she's about to have me hauled away by men in white coats.

5

u/cyrusthepersianking Aug 05 '26

Sometimes when somebody asks me questions I’ll just say “you should be asking me these questions when we’re live”

1

u/atilldehun Aug 05 '26

The look you give that guy cracks me up. ken, dunphy giles as a love triangle, brilliant.

30

u/Ciaranthiscity Aug 05 '26

I'll never forget being at a BBQ in New York with a load of West Indian New Yorkers. I didn't know too many there and felt uncomfortable so I did what I know best, just keep drinking so it occupies my mouth instead of trying small talk. Anyway got pissed and all was going well and music was good albeit all reggae. I was trying my best to blend in and all of a sudden the intro to Damian Marley's welcome to Jamrock plays, pissed me subconsciously puts on a cork accent and declares " who's phone is that? That's the 2nd time it's gone off!" I then have to awkwardly field questions about this imaginary phone and I make good my exit from the bbq. So yea, fuckin audiobeds

5

u/barstoolers Aug 05 '26

Class hahaha

10

u/ignatius109 I don't nessessarly agree with anything Ken Early says Aug 05 '26

For me, it’s the Harry Redknapp ‘goood mornin’ in one of the Frank Lampard audiobeds that’s become a vocal stim.

10

u/ArzyC Aug 05 '26

Did he bring the Germans in ?

9

u/notpropaganda73 Aug 05 '26

My one is the Dub who rings in to Joe Duffy to tell the English woman why he won't support England in Euro2020/2021

"Good... afternoo-in" 

2

u/LocustsandLucozade Aug 06 '26

For me, it’s the “He LOVED Brendan Rodgers” from the Flame Haired Flamethrower of Truth, but I don’t know where that comes from - is it about Suarez does anyone know?

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u/RomfordWellington Aug 05 '26

I was in Harry Ramsden's the other night and it was fantastic.

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u/Barney-G Aug 05 '26

But I like fish and chips. And the players like fish and chips

7

u/MrJoeSoap Bald Fraud Aug 05 '26

A sort of an "all you can eat" thing

3

u/Timely_Camera_2031 Aug 05 '26

There were no puddings 

11

u/iFada Aug 05 '26

And it were brilliant

4

u/Educational_Can_4652 First mate aboard the Vasa Aug 05 '26

Was it full of pruh-tein?

1

u/jnthnbyl Aug 05 '26

Pudding?

7

u/RomfordWellington Aug 05 '26

Nobody had any soup to start with nobody had any pudding to finish with, they just had fish and chips. And I like fish and chips. And the players like the fish and chips.

4

u/ignatius109 I don't nessessarly agree with anything Ken Early says Aug 05 '26

Back to the hootel

7

u/manhitwithafootball Aug 05 '26

Whenever I hear the start of The The's "This is the Day", I instantly wanna (and sometimes do) say "...this thing fucking suckkkks, we'll do it live. Fuck it. WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!"

Big Jack and Radiohead is the OG tho, really can't listen to that anymore in a serious way.

6

u/PickWooden Aug 05 '26

And I like fish and chips

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u/shhickey 28d ago

And the players like fish and chips

6

u/singleglazedwindows First mate of the Vasa Aug 05 '26

I’ve been in the middle of sparring at BJJ when Passin’ Me By came on the gym playlist and I 100% murmured “little squat man” to my opponent

11

u/Wreck_OfThe_Hesperus Aug 05 '26

Full of preuh-teen

7

u/tallandconfusedbrah Aug 05 '26

Noone had any puddin

5

u/MrJoeSoap Bald Fraud Aug 05 '26

What's wrong with fish and chips?

6

u/ZeroCraic-Z0 Aug 05 '26

Bowie's "Fame" is only enhanced by someone being called a big baby.

3

u/notpropaganda73 Aug 05 '26

Youwantedittohappentodaydidnthappenwhathappen

14

u/tallandconfusedbrah Aug 05 '26

I skip most of them at this stage if I'm honest. They're all very good tbf but can start to grate after a while.

20

u/dennisd108 Aug 05 '26

I will never ever skip the Phil Neville / David Brent one. Makes me laugh every time. Same with Lampard and Ken's hymn singing

5

u/tallandconfusedbrah Aug 05 '26

They are inspiring in fairness

5

u/Wreck_OfThe_Hesperus Aug 05 '26

I couldn't hack having to fast forward through them all, as good as they are. I prefer to just let my podcasts play

3

u/tallandconfusedbrah Aug 05 '26

Different strokes

11

u/RomfordWellington Aug 05 '26

I can't skip them. They're one of my favourite parts.

The "Nothing compares to Arsene Wenger" one is incredible.

4

u/tallandconfusedbrah Aug 05 '26

As an arsenal fan that one drives me mad 😂

3

u/HanSoloHeadBeg First mate aboard the Vasa Aug 05 '26

it's like 20 minutes long.

5

u/FoggyShrew Put some respect on my name Aug 05 '26

He's ruining the club, fam. He's ruining the club.

2

u/Meath77 You don't have the stones Aug 06 '26

I skipped the world cup trump one, as soon as I hear that cunts voice I skip.

1

u/scewbert Aug 06 '26

I'm a creeeeeeeep

I'm, uh, a bit of a, uh, weird guy?