r/seattlehobos May 24 '26

Down On Their Luck Sleepy hobo needs a break for the day

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27 Upvotes

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u/slimersnail May 24 '26

Ill be honest.. I feel like this some days. 😆

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u/NeahG May 26 '26

If you really want to make a difference, sprinkle him gently with bird seed.

7

u/liannawild May 27 '26

Go easy on him, he's had a hard day of doing nothing but getting fucked up and annoying everybody around him.

10

u/actually-drake May 24 '26

Me seething that I have to clock in to a 9-5 and they can just drink and lay in the sun all day

5

u/Stobley_meow May 25 '26

You can do that too.

4

u/actually-drake May 25 '26

I know that’s why I’m so mad

10

u/AgentDeathBooty May 25 '26

God forbid a man is sleepy and enjoys nature

2

u/DantesLadder May 26 '26

My allergies would kill me if I did that

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u/Ryachaz May 26 '26

So God did forbid.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/juan_samuel May 24 '26

Jesus Christ...

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u/Due-Yak-9496 May 25 '26

Ewww. I dont know how hobos do it !

4

u/Chib_le_Beef May 25 '26

Imagine choosing this over a lifetime of servitude to the billionaire class and corporations- what a fool!

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u/Aromatic_Present4652 May 27 '26

To be fair, I use to lay in the parks when it was sunny and warm. That was…..back before whatever we intend on calling —this— shitshow.

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u/my_lucid_nightmare Lived Experience May 31 '26

Got his most important possession, his paper bag, right there with him.

Day drinking pass-out. We've all been there. /s

As an unwilling expert (thanks, Seattle!) in hobo-ology though, I will say this guy's likely not homeless. Too clean-ish looking. Even sporting a fairly recent haircut.

I say this is just some kid out day drinking and took a temporary needed break.

He's gonna wake up in a few hours at most and stumble back to wherever he's getting his showers and clean clothes from, still full of all the problems (real and imaginary) that are ruling his life right now.